Episodes
My dentist office is filled with attractive hygienists and sweaty men... Just got dental coverage for the first time in years so I wanted to get my teeth cleaned. Not going to lie the dentist was kinda sus. The cleaning was a little haphazard and they left that tiny vacuum in my mouth and walked away while it sucked onto my dingle dangle. Also there was a beefed, sweaty man in the bathroom soooooooo.......
Published 06/09/21
Published 06/09/21
I had to babysit my two-year-old nephew for a week and it was kind of a nightmare. People talk about the "terrible twos" but I always thought it was just a saying until I had to babysit babysit my nephew while I visited my family in Connecticut. It wasn't all bad - sometimes he's funny, sometimes he's cute, but overall he's kinda terrifying.
Published 06/01/21
I don't know what it is but women's clothing makes no sense to me. Why does everything have to have the word "cream" on it? What does that mean? What are they trying to say?!?! I recently started shopping in the boys section - turns out the t-shirt selection is significantly better.
Published 05/18/21
My parents moved out of New York last year and needed to get rid of a bunch of old stuff that they had accumulated over the years. I offered to sell some of the nicer stuff in exchange for a small commission (a girl's gotta make cash during covid somehow.) I sold a rug for them two months ago which was pretty easy but had no idea how complicated it would be to sell an original Peanuts cartoon that they had for some reason. 
Published 03/24/21
In today's podcast I talk about some of the injuries I've had over the years, mostly from ballet. Most recently my thoracic area of my spine and my scalene muscles have been giving me some problems? What are those? You've got to listen to find out.  I also talk about how I found Bob & Brad a youtube physical therapist duo. Are they lovers? Idk. Do I wish they were? Yes. Do they have a lot of branded devices that could be used to fix your back as well as sex things? Also yes. 3 Mia
Published 03/16/21
Recently Mia’s husband got into chess which is...unfortunate. She rants about how Queen's Gambit would have been better without chess and how pawns look like nips. She also listened to a TEDx talk about patience and decided that it's not for her.  She would definitely eat that marshmallow. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com
Published 03/03/21
Mia and her husband generate what seems like TOO much garbage for two people - even taking into account how much Mia likes to upcycle. She dove into the world of waste reducing lifestyles and found a ton of info that's both confusing and sometimes gross. @miapinchoff 2dumb2tame.com
Published 02/24/21
Everyone in Mia's life has watched The Bachelor except for her - her sisters and even her husband. She finally takes the plunge and genuinely can't believe what she's seeing, starting with the fact that it's TWO HOURS LONG! 2dumb2tame.com miapinchoff.com
Published 02/19/21
Mia's building recently had a break in and the management company hasn't done anything to fix the situation so she's taking things into her own hands. Her "Home Alone" security measures include pepper gel and a vacuum cleaner with a cat head mounted on top.
Published 02/06/21
Mia interviews Galit Friedlander a choreographer, podcaster, trainer, and her oldest friend. They talk about her journey from dance to training, what her favorite muscle is, and their idea to do ASMR workout content. You can find Galit's podcast DanceSpeak on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dancespeak/id1111916220 Check out her training program on Patreon: patreon.com/TrainWithGalit Galit's Instagram: instagram.com/gogalit
Published 01/28/21
A question about bad movies gets side tracked by dueling snake penises. Mia recently saw Anaconda, which...wow Jon Voight is all over the place but her thoughts about the movie quickly turns to the gross and sexual when she discovers that snakes have two penises. She also checks out an article about Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles exploding....yeah. It's a weird one.
Published 01/19/21
Mia's husband has been given her crap about how long it takes her to get ready. Recently he asked her to go over her shower routine but she'd rather have you be the judge - spoiler warning. It's kind of ridiculous...I who else starts off their shower by dust busting the entire bathroom??
Published 01/14/21
Mia's garden had an aphid infestation, so right before new year she bought 1500 ladybugs because apparently they like to chow down on aphids. The only problem is that she only realized she's afraid of ladybugs after she bought them. The ladybugs turned out to be good at two things. Eating aphids and boning. 
Published 01/06/21
Did everyone spend their first stimulus check on a Peloton? Mia goes over how intense she used to work out at the gym and how that was difficult to translate to home work outs. She also volunteers to be a motivational insulter for anyone that wants to get their butt off the couch but needs to be demeaned in order to do so. Want to try the workout that Mia is doing? You can find more info and sign up for next month at trainwithgalit.com
Published 12/23/20
Mia doesn't know anything about basketball. The only time she ever sees it is when her husband has it on in the living room but apparently it's pre-season! So she's decided to take look at the NBA names and logos and, like an octopus, make a completely uninformed prediction who will win the NBA finals in 2021. She was very disappointed that the Denver Nuggets weren't named after chicken nuggiez.
Published 12/17/20
Apparently, Mia only watches shows that no one else has seen (Getting On...anyone? It's fantastic). So she watched the two top rated comedies from last season Young Sheldon and Mom to see what all the fuss was about. They were the only comedies in the top 50, which is depressing. The whole list was basically football, football, football, crime, crime, crime, and The Voice. 
Published 12/09/20
This year is a disaster but that doesn't mean holiday gifts should be too. Mia goes over how covid and quarantine life has changed the kinds of gifts she wants to get for her family as well as the kinds of gifts she wants for herself.
Published 12/03/20
Mia has been skeptical of companies pushing self care for a while - mostly because she's not good at it. However, it turns out that other people, smarter people...like doctors and scientists and stuff, also think there's reason to give self care branded rosé some side eye. Mia also got a new microphone. Let us know if her "esses" are less esss-y and her "p's" are less penis-y...I don't know...she said it.
Published 11/25/20
Mia wonders if hypnotherapy would be able to help her get over her fears of filming herself (if you follow her on instagram or youtube you know she never posts vlog style videos), her pickiness about elastic, and her inability to wear mismatching socks. She also researches what hypnotherapy actually entails and who the top hypnotherapist in Los Angeles is - unfortunately it was a man named Brice sooooo yeah...not encouraging. 
Published 11/18/20
Mia explores the reasons she collects things and checks out the weirdest collections on earth. Mia has a tiny collection. That is a collection of tiny things not one that doesn't have a lot of things in it. She doesn't know why she feels the need to keep things so she set about figuring out why - using science, which she has a hard time understanding. This was also recorded the day they declared the election for Biden so Mia also talks about her unhealthy curiosity about Wolf Blitzer's...
Published 11/11/20
Mia breaks down the costs and benefits of life lived via Zoom. Mia has a love hate relationship with zoom and by that I mean mostly hate. Teaching her 70 year old uncles and aunts how to mute themselves was a struggle and she finds it uncomfortable sending selfies to her dermatologist. There have been some bright spots. Her nephew called her funny when she was "virtually babysitting." So that's something...
Published 10/06/20
In the last six weeks or so a suspicious amount of stuff has broken in Mia's apartment and her landlord isn't exactly the best when it comes to fixing things well or quickly. She thought about trying to fix some stuff herself but it turns out she didn't inherit the "handy" gene from her mom. To be honest, she doesn't know the difference between a washer, an anchor, and a nut.
Published 09/29/20
Mia's husband is difficult to buy gifts for in general but during quarantine it was basically impossible. Mia goes over how she gave away all of her best ideas and how everything that could have went wrong did. Also, a handyman interrupts the episode to replace a ceiling tile and he doesn't know how to use a vacuum cleaner.
Published 09/23/20
New York is officially dead to Mia but mostly because her parents are selling the apartment she grew up in. She's going through some things and is worried that her Mom threw away all of her stuff.  Also, apparently she and her sisters had lice all the time when they were kids...I don't know. Things got weird.
Published 09/15/20