A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom full of children that hookers and blow can overcome any feelings of sadness they may have.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children the value of staying fit especially when trying to evade the law.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children about the importance of teamwork.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children the value of Omerta and not being a rat.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children the comedic values of things such as burping, farting and violence.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children about the need to accept people of different races.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children about the fallibility of super heroes.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children about caring for pets such as My Little Pony, a monkey and a cat.

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children about the importance of sharing and 'kicking some upstairs'!

A spoof on an early learning segment has these Mafiosi types teaching a classroom of children about stranger danger, candy and cameros.