Happy New Year! We're flappin' into 2020 (because we're flappers now) by reading your story submissions and we've got some great ones for you this month! We're diving into badass grandparent stories and, listen, your grandparents are amazing. We hear about grandpas in the witness protection program, grandmas who claim the title "scholarly badass," and grandparents who lived across the street from the conjuring house. We also learn about Satan's sand from the beaches of hell... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/DRINK2 and get 2 free months of Premium Membership! Go to Vistaprint.com and enter promo code DRINK for free shipping on all business cards, any style, any quantity!