It's that time of year again... it's our birthdays episode!! And we've come to realize that we are the poisonous sharks that lie in your 30s. Please drink some wine and eat a steak on our behalf. In honor of our twin flames, Em covers a part cryptid, part demon goat creature that's suspiciously similar to Christine, known commonly as America's Hircine Shifter. Then Christine brings us one of the most gruesome and biggest bummers of a story she could have on our birthdays in the Wichita Massacre. We're also already planning our birthdays next year so see you in 365 f*****g days because it's going to get weird on Em's 30th... and that's why we drink!  Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Go to Canva.me/atwwd to get your FREE 45-day extended trial!  If you love great storytelling, find “Strange and Unexplained with Daisy Eagan” wherever you get your podcasts! Go to Curology.com/drink for a free 30-day trial, just pay for shipping and handling! Start feeling better with Feals. Become a member today by going to Feals.com/drink and you'll get 50% off your first order with free shipping! Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/DRINK to take your quiz and save 20% on your first order! Receive $15 off your first Public Goods order with NO MINIMUM purchase. Just go to publicgoods.com/DRINK or use code DRINK at checkout!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.