Sally Forth writer and author of I Could Pee On This Too, Francesco Marciuliano is back for more abuse. He’s transcribed more poems and verse from cats. Is he a single man with a lot of cats? We’ll see. Also, a four-eared cat named Batman found a new home this month within hours of being put up for adoption at a Pittsburgh animal shelter. This unique cat’s extra ears are the product of a recessive gene mutation, which is needed by both parents in order to reproduce extra ears. Also, two years ago George, the dog, lost his best friend, a Labrador named Blackie. George’s owner, Jacquie, said that George was overcome with grief. But then a few weeks ago a duck showed up and everything changed. The duck and dog formed an instant bond and are now inseparable, going on walks together, sleeping next to each other in the kennel and spending quiet time together when George needs a rest. Also, Richard Phibbs is known as a celebrity photographer to Merryl Streep, J-Lo and many more. But he’s decided it’s more gratifying to take picture of adoptable animals, in turn helping them find homes. He says they’re also easier to work with than the celebrities or their publicists. And finally, Google has patented a new car coat that allows pets and people to stick to it. Officials say the most injuries from being hit by a car are when the person or pet hits the ground. This coating ensures that the victim will stick to the car when they’re hit, keeping them from falling to the ground. This is for real folks… Google it.