A lot of singing in this ep. Like, a lot.

Current events for ur modern man.

Lettuce Texture Tensions

In todays ep, we discuss the Bombdaddy’s Baddies continued success on the Diamond, how ur boyz rip dingers n hotshots all over the field, and the need for censorship at the highest levels of government.

Bing bong boom Bob’s ur uncle

Won’t be long til summer comes… now that the boys are here again…

Let’s take a call. Wanna leave us a voicemail? Do it, then.

Have you been doing nothing but eating the number one reviewed gummy candy last week and now your pants are a lil too tight? You’re not the only one. Listen to todays special reveal and learn how YOU can get less than you currently be.

Serious business only.

This is a season of giving. Influenza, specifically, of all varieties. Make this a season to remember and lick every doorknob.

Hey. You want a potted plant with AYDub logo displayed proudly on the leaves? Custom-made, hand-numbered. Will die soon from the toxic paint. Available thru our Instagram.

More bonus eps for our Patreon followers. $73/mo gets you bonus eps plus season wrap-ups plus backstage pass to our gig in Omaha. (Plane tickets not included.) 3 waters. All-inclusive laminate with personalized AYW artwork by MCMM and signed by B.DDDY. Raffle ticket to enter the giveaway of the famous under-drawers split decisively by BDDDY. Plus 6 Spaghetts.

As we wrap an epic season 1 of AYW, we pause to reflect on the work we’ve done here and the friends and lovers demolished in our wake. To make an omelet you must break a few eggs and to make an award-winning pod you must break a few hearts. What a ride it has been and if you haven’t been with us from the start, you’re probably pretty lost. I mean, it’s episodic. Like serial. Sometimes when I have the odd bowl(s) of cereal I’m like, “cereal is super dope.” Apropos of nothing, we’ve decided to...

The heaviest of construction is no match for these cheeks.

Flocks n Beaks!!

IM THE YANG

Mav giveth and Bombdaddy taketh away. A yin and yang for the modern world, the AYDub Podcast is a beacon for light and truth in a world of darkness. Sort of darker than Christian bale’s Batman but not as dark as emo vampire Batman… more in the middle of those two. Not cartoony like keaton’s Batman cause this is serious high-brow stuff. No games.

What does G.R.U.B. stand for? Tell us at [email protected] to win two tickets to ride. (See website for details and blackout states. Terms and conditions apply. Must dominate snacks. No talking.)

Are you an official G.R.U.B.? Do you wanna be? Sign up at the website anythingyouwantpod.com. Merch comin’ toot-sweet. Hold on like you mean it. Heart emoji.

Context: on the d.l. in family pictures.

Our words coming out the holes in our faces are now available to visually acquire thru Instagram at Anything_you_want_pod. Things that are Cool. Tutes. Good Advice. And other shenanigans. SMASH that follow, share with your friends! Control noxious weeds!

If you like to party, send a whoop to [email protected] and you’ll receive an invite to our A.Y.Dub Club Cruize which ships out mid-October. All-exclusive. You and other Grubs will have the run of a massive cruise ship, which has 18 bars, 4 pools, a water park, a rollercoaster, mini-golf, nightly human sacrifice, movie theater, 8 restaurants, a comedy club, a torture chamber, a softball diamond, and a heli-pad. Join your captain BOMBDADDY and first mate Mav on our maiden voyage!

Had a dream I confronted jimmy page for makin’ moves on Mrs. B. Daddy. Turns out, he’s a wiry, wily old dude who slipped my jab and broke my nose with a head butt. Talk about adding injury to insult! I screamed “How many more times? Treat me the way you wanna do?” And he put a mortal kombat finisher on me which was a Les Paul swung with such force as to remove my head from my neck. Long story short, if there’s anything to learn from this pod, it’s not to trifle with 1/4 of Zep.

Apologies in advance to all broads, babes, and toots’. This ep is heavily inflected with satire. A retraction will be forthcoming.