58 episodes

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Attention HellMart Shoppers‪!‬ Harmless Entertainment

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    • 4.8 • 303 Ratings

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

    Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings

    Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings

    Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.
     
    Voice Cast:
    Thoreau Smiley
    Moon Smiley
    Alaric Weber
    Jordan Cobb
    Julia Schifini
     
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    • 20 min
    There's no Business Like Hell Business

    There's no Business Like Hell Business

    There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.

    • 21 min
    Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?

    Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?

    Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential. 

    • 2 min
    Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

    Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

    Jimmy deals with the robot uprising.

    • 1 min
    Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do

    Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do

    Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie.

    • 1 min
    Mini Episode 22: Employee Review

    Mini Episode 22: Employee Review

    Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly.

    • 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
303 Ratings

303 Ratings

pinkacer ,

Laugh and cringe

Funny and slightly unexpected.
Ahhhh! Season two!!!!!

amilla1234 ,

Funny, entertaining, unbalanced voice acting and overdone jokes

Definitely worth a listen. It’s funny, decent story line and is just fun to listen to. I’ve listened to basically every audio drama out there. This sits in the middles
Production is good, jokes are funny.. some of the jokes just don’t age well and they over do it a lot. Some of the voice acting is just bad… you can get through it but it’s not good

CAMP06 ,

Love this show!

A really fun cast of characters. Hoping they come back for more episodes.

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