Episodes
Cleo and The Caps saw the secret in the bowels of the factory and have been on the loose ever since. They survived the walls, the charges, and even their own poor disguises. Somehow they’ve got to free their people from the factory’s fate and figure out how to get back up to the surface… With the take, of course. And each other. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Bortis -- Daniel Matthews Fronn - Willem van Biljon Episode art...
Published 11/25/21
Published 11/25/21
This week we dive deep into cleaning methods. Yeah that should cover it. Its a ramble, you know what ya signed up for! Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 11/23/21
Posing as eager future employees, Cleo and The Caps gain entry to the factory. They stow their old gear, pull on their new jumpsuits, and feel their first hot water showers. They head further and further underground - still unsure what the job is, but keeping an eye peeled for the take to end all takes... The wonders of the factory are so strange that they nearly forget the one truth of the Bringening... That no good take comes easy. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard...
Published 11/11/21
This week we delve into the origins of the most hallowed of chocolate chocolates. The infamous Jerry's Raspberry. Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 11/10/21
Cleo deCap is just another dirt farmer on Daius. And so is Bortis, and Fron- and everybody else they know. Thing is, Cleo has bigger dreams than just farming dirt. The Bringening is coming up, and the whole dang town and then some will be turning up to see it. This is the year that she's going to score a take bigger than Margot Blue Eyes McCracken- or anybody! Cause there's a shiny new factory down the way- and Margot thinks it's full of Ursine slavers.. But Cleo knows it's full of...
Published 10/28/21
From basic exercise to nail gun loaded traps, deep under-dark tunnels, and risky lunch excursions. These are some high octane stories that you do not want to miss out on.  Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 10/19/21
The Bastards go out for a cola, and come back forever changed. Board the nightmare taxi and LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE the truest adventure of your wildest dreams with The Bastards, and Adal Rifai of Hello from the Magic Tavern! A small stop for a Sassy Mama Cola turns into a life or death quest to save MidSpace as we know it- and grant a cosmic being their ultimate dream. - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey...
Published 10/13/21
A collection of offcuts from our regular episodes. Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 10/04/21
Did somebody call for a hole expert? The galaxy's favorite hole experts are BACK in MidSpace and looking for a new place to stash their ship. Can't just leave it under Princess Zhu Zhu's nose! Jump on board and scout for real estate as our crew makes their way (downtown) through the sectors of MidSpace that they never got to see before, and then some! (..And don't forget to think some "green thoughts" while you're at it. You'll thank us later.) - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon...
Published 09/30/21
The Bastards get fed up! Yup you heard that right. The Bastards have arrived at Stu's, the home of the everything for a quick lil bite to eat before heading out back into space! - Starring: DM Dick Dynamite the Dungeon Master -- Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo deCap -- Taylor van Biljon Dr Ze/Doctor Zafrey Elektra -- Daniel Matthews Episode art by Bodieh Ambiance sound support by Jamie Nord and Michaël Ghelfi Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio - Send inquiries and fanart to...
Published 09/16/21
Its shopping time! The Bastards have made it to the checkout! Now what treats will they get? Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews Episode Tile Art by Daniel Edited Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Ambiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël Ghelfi Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio  If you have any fan art then please send it to us!...
Published 08/26/21
Its Willow saga part 5, time to dive back into Dans favourite movie. Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 08/24/21
It's just some good old meme chat, school chat, doctor chat. Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 08/24/21
The Bastards have landed! Now if only they can get past these synth bandits, and this little guy in the hooded cloak, and these thousands of rats, and, and… Kheen? Is that you? Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews Episode Tile Art by Bodie Edited Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Ambiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël Ghelfi Synth Music Karl Casey @ White...
Published 08/19/21
This weeks ramble has a bit of it all. Olympics, capitalism endulgance, bread, and past work chat, Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 08/18/21
Hoover chat, games chat, husband chat. All of it is here and in this episode Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 08/18/21
This week sit down with our Bastards to watch the Midspace famous show "Booby got space 4 U!"  Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews Episode Tile Art by Doodlehound Edited & Co-Produced - Daniel Matthews Co-Producer - Taylor van Biljon Ambiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël Ghelfi Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio  If you have any fan art then please send...
Published 08/12/21
This weeks ramble includes. Shower etiquette, book condoms, revisited chip dip chat and soap instruments. Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 08/10/21
This week we continue our dive into the greatests movie of all time Willow. We also are introduced to two characters that the Bastards can really relate too. They enjoy arguing, drinking and they love cats. So yeah basically we just found us in Film form.   Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 08/10/21
This week we continue our dive into the greatests movie of all time Willow. We also are introduced to two characters that the Bastards can really relate too. They enjoy arguing, drinking and they love cats. So yeah basically we just found us in Film form.   Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Join our Discord Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)
Published 08/09/21
There’s a kidnapping ransom in Kheen’s quarters, and a new job on the Bastard’s plates. They’re off to save the famous designer, but are they truly seeing the full picture? Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews Episode Tile Art by Bodieh Edited & Co-Produced - Bodieh Co-Producer - Taylor van Biljon Ambiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël Ghelfi Synth Music Karl...
Published 08/05/21
Bare with us here, this is just a big ol random chat of everything that we could think of. Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Come chat to us and other fans of the show! Join our Discord Get bonus content on Patreon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
Published 08/03/21
Bare with us here, this is just a big ol random chat of everything that we could think of. Staring Richard Kimber-Bell Taylor van Biljon Daniel Matthews Edited  Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Come chat to us and other fans of the show! Join our Discord Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/Backwaterbastards)
Published 08/03/21
Our Bastards find themselves in the great creative halls of KHEEN! Will they get their amazing new fits? or will there be some strange ? Staring The gator Father, the Dragon Daddy, DM Dick the dungeon master Dick Dynamite. Richard Kimber-Bell Cleo De Cap - Taylor van Biljon Dr. Ze - Daniel Matthews Episode Tile Art by Daniel Edited Daniel Matthews Producer Taylor van Biljon Coordinator - Nekola Ambiance sound by Jamie Nord , Michaël Ghelfi Synth Music Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio  If you...
Published 07/29/21