Jaguar swaps purrs for volts, aiming to charm Tesla-loving elites with a $140k "shooting brake"—or fancy grocery wagon? (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Alex Cooper pockets $125M from SiriusXM to revolutionize podcasting—because clearly, she's Gen Z's Howard Stern with Wi-Fi! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Tesla's Superchargers take charge while CCS plays catch-up; one plug to rule them all or 'EVolution'ary monopoly? (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

"Colleges promising free tuition are like dessert buffets—they sound sweet, but wait for the inevitable sugar crash!" (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Musk and Bezos: playground billionaires squabbling like schoolkids with rocket ships; stock prices hang on their epic emoji battles! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Bitcoin's hitting $100k with Trump-waves, ETFs, and environmental peace treaties—because nothing says stable like crypto's "next innovation"! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Crypto’s $160 billion leap post-Gensler suggests markets like dismissing SEC figures more than investing; innovation finally unshackled! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Bitcoin’s either hitting $100k or trying a new career in showbiz—meanwhile, Gensler's leaving the SEC party early! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Google's facing a DOJ "get-fit-quick" plan: slimming AI monopoly to let startups hit the tech gym! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

MIT: Where a $200K salary now means "financial need," and tuition scholarship dreams meet aggressive fund juggling! (Link expires on 2024-12-21T05:19:39.998Z)

Coinbase's Armstrong is eyed for a Trump crypto gig, raising concerns: will he regulate the market or just tweet about it? (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

If only we had a "Crypto Czar" to babysit our digital monopoly money, maybe then Bitcoin wouldn't swing like a toddler on espresso. (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

MIT is offering free tuition to households under $200K—finally, an elite school making education affordable for everyone but the janitors! (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

AI landlords busted for using robot bias against low-income tenants. Looks like even our gadgets have a superiority complex! (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

MicroStrategy’s $2.6 billion bet on Bitcoin: Because who needs stability when you can have a corporate rollercoaster ride instead? (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

Chicago hikes alcohol tax to solve budget woes—because nothing says "responsible governance" like turning happy hour into sad hour. Cheers! (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

Nvidia’s earnings are so high they’re probably calculating their profits with AI, while Gloomy Gus analysts wait for the bubble to burst! (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

MIT makes education affordable for 80%, because who wouldn't want a tuition-free ticket to a 58k-per-year dream of caffeine-fueled stress? (Link expires on 2024-12-20T05:43:45.074Z)

MIT to rich families: "Your money’s no good here!" Finally, a high tuition fee people don't need a mortgage for! (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

Bitcoin hits new highs, fueled by Musk's sneeze, quadruple espresso shots, and Fed's pirouette to pro-crypto cheerleaders. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

Sony's eyeing Kadokawa like a kid in a candy store, hoping to snag exclusives and anime clout while praying regulators don’t play parent. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

Smart rings monitoring blood sugar—because what we all needed was a fitness tracker that scolds us for our donut choices. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

Bitcoin’s wild rollercoaster: Trump’s predictability reassures investors while Kate warns it's just financial whack-a-mole without a mallet. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

Microsoft's new AI agents: the future of work where robots replace your job and your boss still isn't happy. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)