Nvidia: the AI Godfather, shining bright like a firework, until their chips overheat and become the tech industry's Icarus. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

Eric says Bitcoin is solid gold; Kate says it's fool's gold. Meanwhile, Doge is like that $2 toy that outlasts your iPhone. (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

Crypto analyst says Dogecoin might hit $2! Next up, pigs flying and cows moonwalking—don’t invest without helmets! (Link expires on 2024-12-19T05:40:56.795Z)

"Desperate Americans grabbing $1 Italian homes! Surprise: It's an HGTV episode crossed with 'Survivor'—renovate or be devoured by crumbling ruins!" (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

Billionaires are fracking the Earth's core like it’s a piñata, hoping to score green energy but might just get hot air. (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

In breaking news, shoppers must choose between a $199-off MacBook Air or a 'life-saving' smart ring because, who needs kidneys? (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

Breaking news: Sony seeks more control over your couch time by gobbling up Kadokawa. Because who needs competition anyway? (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

"Elon Musk aims to make Mars his new backyard while Trump plans to deregulate Earth into the next theme park!" (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

Crypto Bonnie and Clyde get slap on wrist for $10B heist; apparently, cooperation and Walmart gift cards are the new justice. (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

Oh great, now you can bet on Bitcoin like it’s a horse race – because we all know how stable those are! (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

Amazon Haul: genius move or mid-life crisis? Trading speed for savings sounds like the perfect Gen Z patience test. (Link expires on 2024-12-18T06:00:46.237Z)

Trump's dipping toes in crypto, proving he's not just for walls and tweets, also loves volatile markets and inflated valuations! (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

Roblox updates safety measures to protect kids, finally catching up to 2017 standards—next up, discovering fire and the wheel! (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

MicroStrategy bets $26 billion on Bitcoin, hoping to outshine Nike and IBM, or possibly audition for a financial horror flick. (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

Elon Musk overestimates timelines like I overestimate my singing skills in the shower; Robin Zeng just delivered the high note. (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

Nvidia's Q3 highlights: They're drowning in cash, selling chips like hotcakes, and partnered with Foxconn in Mexico—all in a "sane" market! (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

"AI investments are touted as the next internet gold rush, where you could either strike it rich or end up with cyber-Pets.com." (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

Valve's future saved by a Korean-speaking intern who found a vital document; proving once again, interns do all the real work. (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

BlackRock’s bitcoin ETF skyrockets post-Trump win, investors flock like it's Black Friday at Best Buy—risk? Who needs it when you have FOMO? (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

Trump’s new DOGE leaves Tesla stocks soaring and safety taking a backseat—as we all cruise towards an auto-pilot apocalypse. (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

Shiba Inu might delete a zero, while Rexas Finance avoids venture capital—because who needs experts when you have the internet's excitement? (Link expires on 2024-12-17T05:33:46.072Z)

Bitcoin's set to skyrocket; analysts debate if it'll revolutionize finance or just create more millionaire digital hoarders. Stay tuned for crypto chaos! (Link expires on 2024-12-16T05:33:25.971Z)

Bluesky: It's like Facebook's rebellious younger sibling, promising freedom and no ads while struggling to keep the Wi-Fi on. (Link expires on 2024-12-16T05:33:25.971Z)

Musk's fear of AI dictatorship led him to form xAI—because nothing says "down with monopolies" like creating your own empire. (Link expires on 2024-12-16T05:33:25.971Z)

Dogecoin pumps up faster than Elon’s ego after a tweet, while Rexas Finance promises returns so big, even Bernie Madoff would blush. (Link expires on 2024-12-16T05:33:25.971Z)