How many pounds will a bedazzled singlet add to your total? Are ice cream and attempted murderers the secret to longevity? Is it impossible to be both good at crime solving and song writing? And who numbers their pages on the top right?

Was Twain Con '90 the last Twain Con? Will Mad Kermit Energy be the next big thing? Can Stavros take a break from writing hit 80s hair band lyrics to throw Stanton an assist? And how many teeth does Erlich really have?

Why is MSW's first murderer the least terrible guy in this episode? Why doesn't Ross work in criminal defense? Is Slocum ever going to do something about that sneeze? How do Linette and Kendall think they're fooling anyone? And why are they so gross?

Is jealousy getting in the way of Clarence's wealth from a Wayne Gym juice display? Just how honest is a wooden drug store Abe? Is any shower head worth $99 in 1990's currency? And will Eve Simpson's reputation survive? Don't worry, it's all going to ...work out, hahaha, in 'A Body To Die For'.

Can't JB just let it go? What was Rocco's resume like? Will the Finleys consider Sid Staples as a replacement driver since he is now out of work? And why would you use a known kleptomaniac as the face of your campaign for DA? The espisode that would have gotten away with it if not for that damned cat, The Family Jewels.

Layers of manipulation and deciet envelope us as we are drawn into Hannigan's Wake. And lots of jerks.

Cool cars, uncool lawyers, cool investigators, uncool marriages, and a super cool Stanton show up in an episode without a court to be seen.

Put on your chapstick, finish that poem, and don't forget to bring your grandma because we're falling off our bicycles from the excitment of Deadly Misunderstanding!

Chef Beck burns eclairs and Gerry burns bridges, while Ray's entire belief structure is challenged.  

Jennie's lunch room is discussed, the new "Dinner Table Appropriateness" scale is introduced and then we talk about the season six's episodes and some of your comments. 

Long cons from Sicily to Geneva, cousin versus cousin, terrible accents and fake true crime.

Some Exciting stunts. A fake captain, a new bike. The Szechuan Dragon.

The Crow. The Horse. The basement. The bride?

Was Stanton the first podcaster? Will Damien change his name to "Stun"? Will Elaine talk Monica into The Big Salad? And what does Bram Stoker's Dracula starring Burt Reynolds have to do with any of this?  

An immature leading man, a creepy dysfunctional relationship, a bad fake mustache and a reminder to never drop your pencil on a break.

We're off the rails and neither of us likes the episode enough to rein each other in, also, we occasionally talk about The Big Show Of 1965.

Real Estate. Fake Howard.

We talk stocks, golf versus gulf, and high definition heartsmart beginnings while learning 'How To Make A Killing Without really Trying'.

Kevin's the best kid in the world, Jessica doesn't understand the town she lives in and Jennie needs bird information all while Seth's diet takes a downturn in 'If The Shoe Fits'.

We talk about The Train People, mullets, monographs, the quality of mystery writing in the MSW universe and even a little bit about what may be our least favorite of the bookends, Good-Bye Charlie.  

The electionality of Mayor Booth and debates over 'electionality' as a word, Leonard Nimoy's musical legacy and laments over our last trip to Loretta's Salon come together while we talk about Town Father.

It's college cop class in the best of the bookends! This episode is a real Class Act, unlike this super basic episode description.

Island mansions, rich jerks, money grubbers, fortune hunting con men and terrible family relations abound during A Test Of Wills.

Stanton being awesome, hair metal terminator and The Brotherhood Of The Traveling Police Uniform, If you like Giorgi0 you'll love When The Fat Lady Sings.

Cabot Cove jerks, flammable solvents, friend-zoned firemen, the worst designed sign that MSW has ever featured and a title drop done by a woman paining a portrait of a fisherman all wrapped up with a slightly more caffeinated take on the usual CCC nonsense , it's Dead Letter!