**Warning: This episode discusses topics related to homophobia, stalking, and abuse.**   Welcome Joan, our new Golden Bachelorette! In today’s episode, we talk about Joan’s endearing season premiere and why we can’t stop crying. We talk about our favorite heartwarming moments, our first impressions of Joan, the men we’re obsessed with, and the ones we aren’t sure about yet. We offer our early predictions for the winner, as well as thoughts on who could be our next Golden Bachelor.   We also discuss the most recent information revealed about the restraining order against Devin, as well as recent revelations about Joan’s contestant Gil, who also had a restraining order filed against him.   Finally, we talk through our first impressions of the new Dancing with the Stars cast, including our Bachelor Nation favs Joey and Jenn. Plus, where does Jenn and Jonathon’s relationship stand right now?!   Subscribe, rate, and review wherever you get your podcasts!   Follow us on Instagram: @canistealyouforaminutepod Follow us on TikTok: @canistealyouforaminute Support the pod at patreon.com/canistealyouforaminute