Episodes
Published 06/30/21
The stunning finale! Candle finally goes toe-to-toe with THE G-MAN! The G-Man has always taken extraordinary measures to stop Candle, but this time he’s gone too far. G-Man has kidnapped Candle’s beloved son, Your Son, and is holding him prisoner, so that Your Son will miss his big piano recital, and Candle will lose hisContinue reading "Season 2, Season Finale: Pt. 2."
Published 06/30/21
It’s Candle’s birthday! What a terrible tragedy. Candle grapples once again with his own mortality, and Badge performs a poorly-executed roast to cheer him up. Candle gives a list of past their prime monsters that are still kickin’, and Badge reveals not just one, but THREE big surprises at the end of the show. TuneContinue reading "Season 2, Season Finale: Pt. 1."
Published 06/23/21
In an effort to build a bridge over the choppy waters of fraternal conflict, Candle and Badge appear on Candle’s brother, Lamp’s podcast–“Lamp Monroe’s Hour of Truth.” While Candle specializes in the paranormal and extra-terrestrial, Lamp covers the normal and terrestrial. You wanna learn about thread? You wanna hear about a guy buying watermelons? IContinue reading "Lamp Monroe’s Hour of Truth"
Published 06/09/21
Candle shares tales from his road trip around Texas. The show then abruptly shifts to the very serious topic of Frankensteins. They’re real, and real SCARY! Rounding it all out, Candle and Badge welcome movie expert and comedian Dylan Garsee to share their knowledge of cinema. This episode is sponsored by DiGiorno.
Published 05/26/21
Candle and Badge are still reeling from the traumatic technical meltdown they suffered at Austin Sketch Fest. Candle reveals the maleficent forces behind the incident. The pair unpack what happened, and vow to use the incident as fuel to make themselves stronger. Famous horror writer Sam Friday returns with his latest work, hopefully returning toContinue reading "Candle Takes on the G-Man!"
Published 05/12/21
It’s a STAR-studded episode this week, as Candle and Badge welcome astrology expert Jennifer Rosario and disgraced public access host turned zero-waste advocate Dawn Starr to the show! Jennifer gives Candle and Badge a rundown on birth charts, rising signs, moon signs, and whether or not Saturn is married. Dawn offers some exciting tips onContinue reading "An Episode With the STARS!"
Published 04/28/21
“Home is where the heart is.” -Candle Monroe, 2002. Candle and Badge are back home, in the studio, safe. Candle and Badge recap their wild, unforgettable, and deadly trip to Area-51. Candle checks his answering machine. And finally, a musical interlude from Savage and the Big Beat!
Published 04/14/21
As Candle and Badge escape Bigfoot’s camp, they’re happened upon by a mysterious vehicle. The mystery is soon un-mystified as the driver reveals himself to be Badge’s long lost brother, Jeff. What a coincidence! …or was it? Badge soon finds that his past isn’t quite what he remembers, and makes a shocking discovery about himself.Continue reading "Badge’s Past, Present, and Future"
Published 03/29/21
After leaving DiVane to return to her home in the forest, Candle and Badge set out on foot to return home. After attempting a shortcut through the woods, they stumble upon a creature the likes of which, for most men, only lives in their imagination. No spoilers, but the creature is Bigfoot. Listen as CandleContinue reading "The Bigfoot."
Published 03/10/21
Candle and Badge are on the road again, heading home from Area 51. Candle unveils a new segment, where he puts the pedal to the metal to fire off some opinions that DEFINITELY break the speed limit! He also shares a bit of Valentine’s Day fun. Candle and Badge run into a little car trouble,Continue reading "On the Road Again"
Published 02/17/21
Wowee Zowee! We’re back for season 2, and Candle is bigger and stronger than ever (after discovering Eugenix)! He and Badge have taken the show on the road, and their first destination is the crown jewel of UFO cover-ups, Area 51! Candle was contacted by two employee there, who agreed to reveal to him ourContinue reading "Season 2 Premiere: On-site at Area 51!"
Published 02/03/21
Candle misses the airwaves desperately. As an attempt to self-soothe, he sits down in the studio to touch base with you, the listener, and shares some odds and ends from the cutting room floor. Also featuring a special holiday track from Savage and the Big Beat!
Published 01/06/21
Ho Ho Ho! It’s time for the Candle Monroe Holiday Spectacular. Celebrate with your favorite purveyors in the paranormal, as they welcome some of their favorite guests back to the show. Candle reads a Christmas poem and tells of the mysterious Christmas monster–the Krampus. Lamp Hudson returns to promote his 1987 stand-up special, “I NeverContinue reading "A Very Candle Christmas."
Published 12/23/20
Folks, the Boogeyman is serious business. In this episode, Candle breaks down his beef with the boogeyman. In Candle’s Corner, he shares his recent experience in the Texas wine country. Badge and Candle play some recordings they each made of local comedians Boogie Bofield and Meaty McGriddle. Finally, The Hour of Truth welcomes Damian Alucard,Continue reading "The Boogeyman is No Joke."
Published 12/16/20
In the spirit of the season, Candle and Badge sit down to break bread and reflect on what they’re most thankful for. Candle also dives into what some of Earth’s most frightening creatures are thankful for this holiday season. Badge shares one of his family’s most time-honored traditions–the Legend of Gobbleman. Tune in and giveContinue reading "Candle Monroe’s Hour of Thanks."
Published 11/25/20
Things come full circle as Candle’s mentor Lamp Hudson, and his niece Kaleih Monroe, both stop by for a Very Special Episode of the Hour of Truth. Lamp Hudson is a radio legend, who became a television legend, and then went back and became a radio legend again. Kaleih is a beauty and lifestyle vloggerContinue reading "Full Circle."
Published 11/18/20
A week after hearing Badge’s harrowing experience at world-famous haunted house, McKamey Manor, Candle decided to throw his hat in the ring. He shares a recording of his attempt to beat the Manor’s record. Then, Candle and Badge dive into the mailbag to answer some listener e-mails. Finally, Candle dives into some breaking news fromContinue reading "News from Space! And Other Items."
Published 11/05/20
Yes indeed, it’s the most spookiest time of the year, and Candle’s here to celebrate with you! In honor of this momentous holiday, Candle welcomes one of his personal heroes–master of horror, writer Samuel Friday! Samuel will be reading from his new book! Candle also showcases his talents as a story teller, spinning two terrifyingContinue reading "Candle Monroe’s Hour of TERROR! Halloween Special!"
Published 10/28/20
A very special edition of Candle Monroe’s Hour of Truth. This one is TRIPLE-SIZED and recorded LIVE on the airwaves of ColdTowneTV. Enjoy the thrilling tales of a time traveler, the tragic romance of a woman in love with a ghost, and so much more. Candle takes you on a journey into the stars, sharesContinue reading "Candle Monroe’s THREE Hours of Truth: LIVE!"
Published 10/23/20
This is it. Danny Danger, stunt man, dare devil, and Badge’s hero, brings his bike to the canyon to do his biggest jump yet. Condor Monroe will be on site with Danny, flying high above documenting the incredible feat. You, the listener, will be with Danny every step of the way through a walkie-talkie inContinue reading "Danny Danger Defies Death and Dismemberment, LIVE!"
Published 10/14/20
On this very special episode of Candle Monroe’s Hour of Truth, Candle, a usually reserved man, reveals his soft underbelly and shares a recent medical emergency. Badge gets to meet one of his heroes. Also, the guys welcome a merchant of rare historical items, and a realtor to the dead. (Featuring Mason Pitluck and BreannaContinue reading "Ghosts Are Lucrative!"
Published 10/07/20
Enjoy this deleted scene from episode 8, where Badge Wilson talks to a real-life Stranger!
Published 10/01/20
It’s time to talk about the most dangerous creatures of them all: Strangers. No doubt about it, no spoiler warning needed. We all know it. Also, Candle’s dear friend and co-host Badge Wilson comes back, and a they talk to a guy who has had direct contact with a demon. Please tune in to thisContinue reading "Stranger Danger!"
Published 09/30/20
Candle opens the mail bag, then dives deep into the world of Urban Legends. Badge is out, so he gets a substitute to step in for him. Also on this episode, Candle talks to a conspiracy theorist who takes a hard line vs. the South Congress bats, and finds out the secret to the enigmaticContinue reading "Episode 7. Urban Legends, Vol. 1."
Published 09/23/20