Sales is still going through Ryan Reynolds’ back catalogue, but suddenly declares that she “believes” Adam Sandler is a more bankable actor.  Crabb accuses her of Fox News-style truthiness and hits the interwebs to uncover the truth, via detours of The Rock, Keanu Reeves and MILF Manor. READ...

Crabb shows Sales an extraordinary dance routine by Hollywood A-lister Tom Holland (and later is crushed by her teenage daughter acidly informing her that everyone in the world saw that video seven years ago when it first came out). Who cares, because Leigh Sales is touring with the Australian...