39 episodes
Crap Kids Watch Gary and Melissa
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- TV & Film
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4.9 • 18 Ratings
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Melissa and Gary are parents who have had a bit too much screen time. Follow along as they watch and review the good, the bad and the downright ridiculous programming for children.
Follow them on Instagram @crapkidswatch
Intro Music: Siddhartha Corsus “Count Your Blessings”
With silly lyrics by: Melissa and Gary
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Episode 1 - All that (Tia and Tamera Mowry)
Melissa and Gary escape the darkness of, "Quiet on the set," and still find time for a Good Burger.
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Episode 13 - Curious George (Mother's Day Surprise)
This week we look into the age old question that's been haunting society for decades. Can the man in the yellow hat get it? Listen and find out!
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Episode 12 - Steve and Maggie "Spooky Songs and Stories"
Special guests, Vincent and Gia, get scared silly by Steve and Maggie. ALERT: There will be yelling.
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Episode 11 - Little People "The Junk's Not Trash"
Today we hitch a ride to Discovery City. Did we Uber? Did we drive? Or did we just get in a stranger's trash truck? You'll just have to listen and find out.
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Episode 10 - Team Umizoomi "Cuckoo Bears"
Gary and Melissa go to Chuck-E-Cheese, but first Umi City, to watch the greatest band there ever was, There will be math. There will be science. Physics has gone right out the window.
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Episode 9 - Yo Gabba Gabba! "Shopping"
Gary and Melissa come alive with our five new best friends. Vincent gives a special guest appearance in our intro. And even Biz Markie shows up! Come along on our psychedelic trip.
Customer Reviews
I thought I was the only one
As a teacher and a parent I need to stay in the loop of what kids are into. Holy cow are a lot of these shows abysmally bad and annoying…except Bluey, that show is a gift from the gods…for real life!
Great cartoon reviews
As a person without kids, but the greatest Auntie to all kids, I find it hilarious and entertaining on the cartoons episode they review. Never a dull moment. Keep it up guys!
A must-listen for parents
We've all been there. Watching kid's shows all day with our children and seeing the same episodes so many times we can recite them by heart, whether we like them or not. This podcast is the perfect ode to every parent who has watched too darn much kid's TV. We hate a lot of it. We LOVE some of it. And we've all secretly become a little (or a lot) too lenient with screen time, thanks to the pandemic. The hosts are just as relatable as the content, and you'll love laughing along with this pod that embodies the rollercoaster of being a millennial parent.