It can be a long hard day in the office when you don't actually do anything. Which might just make it perfect for sleepy time mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss. Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch - North American storeMerch - NZ storeCoffee New cool postcardsSupport the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

This was going to be a different episode, but when the spirit moves you to create the worst possible CEO departure speech, sometimes you just have to mumble it. That's tonight, on Sleepy Time Mumbles...  A podcast you CAN miss. Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch - North American storeMerch - NZ storeCoffee New cool postcardsSupport the show...

Anyone who's seen my standup in the last year or so has probably caught my "I Like ABC" bit. Well, I'm not one just to destroy and mock, so here's the alternate reality version of I like ABC... Tiny Turtle's ABC. On sleepy time mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss. Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch - North American storeMerch - NZ storeCoffee New cool...

Great minds talk about ideas, but small minds, they say, talk about people. But it's clearly a galaxy brain move for sleepy people to listen to gossip about people they don't even know.  On sleepy time mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss. Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs actual money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch - North American storeMerch - NZ storeCoffee New cool postcardsSupport the show...

If you have never had to attempt a creative New Zealand funding application, count yourself lucky as it is one of the most tedious and soul-crushing processes one can go through in the attempt to get a small amount of money for making an interesting thing. And the worst part of it is asking your peers and colleagues to endorse you. Tonight, let's explore the specific dullness of that... ...on sleepy time mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss. Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormFollow us...

This week let us venture into the depths of your grandad's shed. Let's look at all his tools. Wow, that's some organised systems.  On sleepy time mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss. Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch - North American storeMerch - NZ storeCoffee New cool postcardsSupport the show...

After an unintended hiatus the show returns, even more ambitious in it's mission to be interesting enough to bother listening to, but not interesting enough to stay awake for.  This episode experience the joy of new stationery with a musical finish.  Welcome back to sleepy time mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss. Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch...

Is it just me or did the show suddenly stop?  Dan drops in to explain what's been happening and the future of the podcast. On Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

After a bit of a hectic week, here is the perfect thing to slow us all down, a reading from the operations manual of the Canon 580EX II Speedlight.  On Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormVariations on the Same JokeFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the show...

Pokarth Six-swords wanders the streets and looks in the windows of the shops.  On Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormVariations on the Same JokeFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

Pokarth Six-Swords returns to watch a very long victory parade go past. In this week's Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormVariations on the Same JokeFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch (US)Merch (NZ) Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

Is it time for another guided meditation? Yes, yes it is. Your mind is a lonely child's birthday party. Only on Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormVariations on the Same JokeFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

This week I do some remembering and reminiscing about trains I've caught, missed and felt uncomfortable on.  It's Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormVariations on the Same JokeFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

OK Computer is a blimmin' great album and one that I have listened to A LOT. But not in its entirety for quite some time. Am I able to tell you all about it just from memory? Does that sound dull? Like it would send you to sleep? Good. Because this is... Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormVariations on the Same JokeFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself...

This week I talk school sports, transitioning from a professional to educational capacity, and the school curriculum with my special guest, your high school PE teacher.  On Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Buy tickets to live shows! Perfuct StormVariations on the Same JokeFollow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the...

What are dogs dreaming of when they snuffle about in their sleep? Especially when they are small dogs. And in some ways aren't we all small dogs with big dreams? We are on Sleepy Time Mumbles.  A podcast you CAN miss.  Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee New cool postcardsSupport the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

I started my working life as a barrel technician, servicing barrels for my Dad's business.  Was the process of that long, specific, and overly complex? Yes, yes it was. Which is why it belongs on Sleepy Time Mumbles...  A podcast you CAN miss.  Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

It must be about time for some more good news, right? There still isn't a HUGE amount of it on the headlines, so I just made up some good fake news that's unlikely to continue to contribute to the fragmentation and segregation of society. Fingers crossed! On Sleepy Time Mumbles... A podcast you CAN miss.  Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a coffee!  Merch Coffee Support the...

Imagine! You're sitting at a desk in a room with six other people of a similar demographic to you. Someone is asking you questions that seem entirely banal and uninteresting. You are being paid in vouchers. Experience all this and more in Focus Group Simulator, on Sleepy Time Mumbles...  A podcast you CAN miss.  Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter Facebook Newsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by getting yourself some cool merch or buying us a...

This episode host Dan Bain discusses podcasting, the concept of niches, and finding and following your passion. Just kidding, it’s mostly about chicken wings. On sleepy time mumbles...   A podcast you CAN miss.  Follow us here!  Instagram Twitter FacebookNewsletter  It costs money to make this show.  Support us by buying some cool merch!  Merch Donate Support the show (https://ko-fi.com/noosedoctopus)

Ah, weddings! Aren't they great? Except when the speeches are long and boring. That's terrible at an actual wedding. But it's perfect for Sleepy Time Mumbles.  A podcast you CAN miss. Follow us here! Instagram Twitter FacebookNewsletter  It costs money...

There's nothing more frustrating than being a bit cold when you're trying to get to sleep and you should be cozy. Cosy. How is this word spelt? Spelled. I'm getting away from the point. So listen to this guide to keeping warm and snuggled as you head to...

In collaboration with Little Andromeda Fringe Theatre in Christchurch, New Zealand Sleepytime Mumbles performs a full and complete read of the winter season programme. You can get more info about all the shows at www.littleandromeda.co.nzTell 'em you...

Back to the Library of Inertia to have a rake through the children's section and find a book in the style of authors of yesteryear, just hopefully without the colonialism or racism. Fingers crossed, on Sleepy Time Mumbles A podcast you CAN miss.  Follow...

Oh my God, did you hear this banal gossip about people you neither know nor care about? If that sounds like something that would literally send you to sleep, then you know you're in the right place. Sleepy Time Mumbles. A podcast you CAN miss. Follow us...