Wow. It’s been many months of us missing you while we worked silently behind the scenes. Hard decisions were made, tears were cried, long talks were had, but new doors were opened and because of all that, we’re finally able to sit down and get a little personal with y’all about where we’ve been, but more importantly, about where we’re going. We’re nervous but excited as f*ck so prepare yourselves.   

Tis the season for sugar and spice and everything nice. However, if you prefer your holidays with a little more blood and gore, we’ve got thirteen holiday horror movies recommendations to get you in the seasonal spirit. We open the show with a short announcement about when we’ll be returning with regular, full episodes, but if you’ve already heard the announcement on our Creepy Caffeine podcast, you can skip to 09:00 in the timeline to get to the holiday goods. From the Podcast...

It’s the last week of this month’s Highway to Hell series and the girls are excited to wrap it up with this indie sleeper hit of a movie. It’s one that shows us just how quickly a family can crumble when the picture perfect facade begins crack. So, buckle up as Whitney and Dani take you beyond the road and past the veil in their discussion of the 2003 horror film, Dead End.    Upcoming Movie Preview: Better Watch Out (2016) Trailer -  https://youtu.be/673V4RbuCIY   From the Podcast...

This week, Whitney and Dani take an unexpected detour and find themselves in the middle of a not-so-scary game of cat and mouse. It’s not one that quite falls into the horror genre but it’s a chase that keeps you wanting more regardless. So, everybody hop in and join them as they discuss the fun thrill ride of Road Games.    Upcoming Movie Preview: Dead End (2003) Trailer - https://youtu.be/WOKRauvfkUU   From the Podcast Directors:  For links to where you can find us on the...

G’day late night weirdos, this week, Whitney and Dani are taking you all to the outback of Australia where things take a turn for the worse. From a beach, to a crater, to an abandoned mine where sinister happenings occur, this road trip is a bloody crazy ride. So, fuel up on some brekky, grab your backpacks, and gear up for a trek through… Wolf Creek.    Upcoming Movie Preview: Road Games (1981) Trailer - https://youtu.be/txVhlNWj8QU   From the Podcast Directors:  For links to...

This week, Whitney and Dani prepare for the wild ride of a movie that is, Death Proof. This action horror film is one that is packed with incredible stunt work, amazing gore effects, and car chase scenes that will leave you hovering over the edge of your seat. The ladies are excited to talk about everything. So, buckle up because there’s no time to settle in… you’re gonna have to start getting scared immediately. Upcoming Movie Preview: Wolf Creek (2005) Trailer -...

This week, Whitney and Dani are hopping into the Winnebagel and taking us all down the Highway to Hell - a new series they're starting this month all about road trips gone dangerously awry. And this 2001 thriller shows us a perfect example of just that. So, dust off those CB radios, pick out a handle, and prepare for the high intensity trip that is, Joy Ride. Oh, and don't forget the pink champagne. It's our favorite!   Upcoming Movie Preview: Death Proof (2007) Trailer -...

This week, Whitney and Dani are taking us to the infamous Camp Crystal Lake for the final episode in their Slashaway Camp series. The ladies take us through the highs and lows of this iconic movie all while fangirling over the fun gore that this movie brings to the table. Don’t forget... they ain’t gonna stand for no weirdness out there so be on your best behavior and prepare for, Friday the 13th.  Upcoming Movie Preview: Joy Ride (2001) Trailer - https://youtu.be/udKUOQ2czWg From the...

Whitney and Dani have gone a little mad over this week’s movie and they can’t wait to talk all about it. This week’s slashaway adventure takes us to a camp for gifted children; and while it’s never quite explained what those gifts are… It makes up for it by gifting us some fantastic gore. So, prepare for a spinnin’-in-the-hot-tub good time as the ladies gather around to discuss, Madman.    Upcoming Movie Preview: Friday the 13th (1980) Trailer - https://youtu.be/Xqqej9T2gqI   From...

Give me a K-I-L-L and raise those pompoms because this week’s movie venture is taking us to Cheerleader Camp. Whitney and Dani have hopped in the Winnebagel and are steering us all towards Camp Hurrah, where there isn’t much cheering but there is a lot of killing. So, leave the drama at home (cause there’s plenty where you’re going) and prepare for things to get weird.    Upcoming Movie Preview: Madman (1981) Trailer - https://youtu.be/aVuBy_F_oiA (Rated R)   From the Podcast...

Well, all of you late night w-e-i-r-d-o-s, you better have your permission slips signed because it’s time to go to summer camp! In this episode, Whitney and Dani kick off their newest series, Slashaway Camp; where they look at some of the most iconic, 80s summer slashers that served us all the campfire fun, complete with a healthy side of teen hormones and plenty of murdery mayhem. And this week they are looking at the quintessential camp slasher flick from 1983, Sleepaway Camp. This movie...

“Beware the stare of Mary Shaw, She had no children only dolls….” ...And if you miss this episode, Mary will rip off all your toes! Okay, so that's not really how the rhyme goes, but this week, Whitney and Dani are wrapping up their Bloody Birthday Bash with Dani’s pick of Dead Silence, and they (and Mary) really hope you check it out. This James Wan film is one that initially went unnoticed but through time has gained a following that undoubtedly understands the fear of creepy dolls. So,...

It’s September and the first week of the ladies Bloody Birthday Bash; and for Whitney’s annual pick, she decided to hop into the Pork Chop Express and take us all for a ride. Whitney and Dani are so excited to take you all along as they discuss John Carpenter's classic, Big Trouble in Little China. It’s going to be a wild ride, so remember, it's all in the reflexes, the check is in the mail, and if the ladies aren't back by dawn… call the president. Bonus Features to Check Out: Big Trouble...

Welcome, welcome everyone — Raise those spirit hands in celebration!  Whitney and Dani are so glad you could make it. You are now part of a community that’s here to hold you and make you feel at home; which the ladies hope you enjoy, especially since now you can no longer leave until the day of your very own Ättestupa. So, grab yourself a cup of magic mushroom tea, snuggle up in your very own bear skin throw, and prepare for the trip of a lifetime as the ladies discuss A24’s hit,...

This week, the drive in earns its sea legs (fyi: they look a lot like tentacles) as it takes Whitney & Dani back in time and into the bizarre world that is A24’s, The Lighthouse. The ladies are eager to talk about this bananas movie and they hope you are too! So, grab your raincoat, ax, and any sanity you might have left and hold on tight because this movie is a wild ride.  Upcoming Movie Preview: Midsommar (2019) Trailer - https://youtu.be/1Vnghdsjmd0 From the Podcast Directors:  If...

Well, late night weirdos.. this week, Whitney and Dani are inviting you to live deliciously. They stepped back in time where the temptations of sin combined with the horror of the dark side of religion drew them in, in the form of The Witch. This A24 hit shocked them both in so many ways and they can’t wait to talk about it. So, grab your popcorn, settle in, enjoy the movie.. and check to see who signed the Devil’s book on the way out.   Upcoming Movie Preview: The Lighthouse (2019)...

This week, the drive-in takes a turn down A24 Road, leading to a brand new series discussing some of A24’s greatest hits thus far in horror. First up, Whitney and Dani are discussing the 2018 horror/drama, Hereditary. This movie is one that the ladies are so excited to talk about and they hope you’re stoked as well. So, grab your popcorn and nut cake, settle in, ignore the naked people beginning to surround everyone, and lastly Hail Paimon!… I mean, enjoy the movie!   Upcoming Movie...

It’s the last week of July and Whitney and Dani are cordially inviting you to their BYOG party. They have lots of things planned, from showing off their neat coin collections to crashing the funerals of evil crones. You never quite know where the night might take ya but one thing is for sure… you won’t go home with an empty stomach because there’s enough celebratory curse cake for everyone -- one eyeball guaranteed in every slice! So, grab your goat and head over to the screening room cause...

"From the eternal sea he rises, creating armies on either shore, Turning man against his brother, till man exists no more." The girls hit the screening room, and they gotta be on the level, This isn't their favorite movie about the son of the Devil. For the sin of remaking this classic, the studio must atone, But will its memorable mortalities be enough to keep it out of the dead zone? Upcoming Movie Preview: Drag Me To Hell (2009) Trailer - https://youtu.be/PPOaxHqoYxo From the Podcast...

“You ever feel the prickly things on the back of your neck… And the tiny hairs on your arm, you know when they stand up? That’s them. When they get mad, it gets cold.”  From jump scares, to tears, to gasps of air after the movie twist of the century - This 1999 classic pairs all of that with a side of some goosebumps making for an emotional ride. Seriously, as one of Whitney’s all time favorite scary movies, this movie did not disappoint and the girls are so excited to talk about it. So,...

Alright you late night weirdos, Whitney and Dani are kicking off their brand new series for July - Summer Blockbusters. This week they welcomed themselves into the Perron family home, as the movie drew them into a paranormal universe full of feet pulling, rotten smelling flatulence, and the oh so fun game of Hide and Clap. So, if you’re ready to get sufficiently creeped out along with the girls, join them for this week’s episode discussing James Wan’s 2013 summer box office hit, The...

Alright player haters, Dani and Whitney are looking salty and wrapping up the month of June by jumping into a newly adopted cult fav in the queer horror world - Jennifer’s Body. This crazy movie is just like the teenage girls it’s trying to portray… Somewhat terrifying and very confusing in the decisions made, but it was still well worth the watch & the girls are excited to talk all about it. So, grab your closest besties, cross out the outside world, and settle in for the final episode...

This week the girls finish up their first Double Feature series by watching the 1999 remake of The Haunting. Just like the Dead Zone the girls frequently find themselves trapped in, this movie was a wild ride that left them with a nice, bloody eye cup as a souvenir. So, hold on to your rickety, spiral staircase railing and remember, “dinner is served at six. We don’t stay at night… in the dark”. Upcoming Movie Preview: Jennifer’s Body (Trailer) - https://youtu.be/C8azftM5puI From the...

This is the first week of a hopefully long running series for the girls where they watch a Double Feature — a classic and then a remake of the same movie and talk about each in a separate episode.  This week the girls jumped into the world of the weird by kicking off the series with the 1963 movie, The Haunting. It was a fun, spooky ride all the way through and having missed last week, Whitney and Dani are dying to talk all about it. So, settle in, join them, and uhh.. don’t mind the...