Your Momma Jokes and Jokes·Reading your momma jokes and jokes for comedy. Listen. Aren't they funny?😁

Collection of my works of Poetry·I'm reading poems that I wrote. The Contents of my poetry are: 1. Awesome God-A Miracle Worker With Love·2. Will The Church Be Prepared·3. Illusions·4. Music·5. The Prophet's·6. North Carolina's Nature·7. Encouragement·8. Accomplishments of Old Times·9. Condolences·10. Lonely Broken Heartache·11. Who Won The Race?·12. Changes·13. Overcome Jealousy·14. Mother·15. Pledge·16. The Rich Man and The Bigger Barns·17. Whitney's Voice·18. Wild Orchid·19. Christmas...

Hello. Everyone. Today. I will be discussing about the rap artists LL Cool J and Q-Tip.- Music can change the world. Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.·Let's give it up to LL Cool J and Q-Tip.·Now introducing LL Cool J. James Todd Smith professionally known as LL Cool J that is short for Ladies Love Cool James. He is an American rapper, record producer, actor, author, and entrepreneur from Queens, New York. LL Cool J has...

Today. I will be discussing about the rap artists LL Cool J and Q-Tip.- Music can change the world. Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.·Let's give it up to LL Cool J and Q-Tip.·Now introducing LL Cool J. James Todd Smith professionally known as LL Cool J that is short for Ladies Love Cool James. He is an American rapper, record producer, actor, author, and entrepreneur from Queens, New York. LL Cool J has released 13 studio...

It says in Hebrews 12:5-11 and ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him: for whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth. If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons....

Easy General Tso's Chicken· Preparation Time: 15 minutes·Cook Time: 15 minutes·Servings yields: It makes 4 servings- Ingredients: For The Chicken: 1/3 cup of cornstarch·1/3 cup of All-Purpose Flour·2-1/2lbs. Boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into 1-inch pieces·Vegetable oil, for frying- For The Sauce: 1 Tablespoon of cornstarch·1/4 cup of Soy Sauce·2 Tablespoons of Vegetable oil·1/4 cup dried chilies·1 Tablespoon minced garlic·1 Tablespoon minced ginger·1/4 cup rice wine vinegar·1/4 cup...

Easy General Tso's Chicken· Preparation Time: 15 minutes·Cook Time: 15 minutes·Servings yields: It makes 4 servings- Ingredients: For The Chicken: 1/3 cup of cornstarch·1/3 cup of All-Purpose Flour·2-1/2lbs. Boneless skinless chicken thighs, cut into 1-inch pieces·Vegetable oil, for frying- For The Sauce: 1 Tablespoon of cornstarch·1/4 cup of Soy Sauce·2 Tablespoons of Vegetable oil·1/4 cup dried chilies·1 Tablespoon minced garlic·1 Tablespoon minced ginger·1/4 cup rice wine vinegar·1/4 cup...

Australian Apocalyptic Fire. Good morning. To everyone. Now. I will make my comment on that devastating Australian Apocalyptic Fire.- As I thought to myself. Are we near to the end times. With so many forest fires, the depleting of the Ozone Layer, Smog Alerts and the extinction of animals.- I also wonder if the whole world becomes destroyed by fire and burn up.- A poem by Dolly Parton- God Knows when the end of time will come, not some fanatic... The World will end someday, but the end Of...

What can wash away all my sins? Nothing but the blood of Jesus. O! Precious is that flow. That makes me whiter than snow. No other fount I know. Nothing but the blood of Jesus.- There is power wondrous working power in the mighty name of Jesus.- Jesus has all power in his hand. We can do nothing without him. Without him. I would be nothing. Without him. I would fail. Without him. I would be drifting. Just like a ship without a sail.- Romans 1:24-32 wherefore God also gave them up to...

Love yourself. Quit downing yourself. Have self-esteem. Keep your head up.

Do what the scriptures say. You can't just read the scriptures and not do them. You will have such a sinful heart. Be obedient to God. Obey the word of God.- Acts 5:9 then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, we ought to obey God rather than man.- Acts 5:32 and we are his witnesses of these things; and so is also the Holy Ghost, whom God hath given to them that obey him.- We are living in a world where everything is all about sex and perversions. Too many sex addiction people. Thou...

The Temple is made for worship to the Lord. And you cannot worship by yourself. That is what the church is made for so That we can have fellowship and worship sending praises to our Lord. That is what the building called church is made for. It is made for everybody to worship in it.- Now. Everybody that comes to church ain't right. We all must be holy in the church.- Ephesians 5:27 that he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that...

God has all power, control and dominion. All power, control and dominion belongs to Him. The word of God, the Holy Bible, His word is power. And all power comes from him through his spirit.- We don't have power to create. Only he has the power to create. We can't make anything. He made the sea. He made man in his own image. He made the fowls of the air. He made the mountains. He made the clouds. He made the ocean. He made the sea animals. He made the land animals.- We cannot create anything....

I come for praise! I didn't come to look at anyone! I didn't come for a fashion show! I didn't come to mess anybody praise up! I didn't come to look and check somebody hairstyle or haircut out! I didn't come to pick up dates or meet anyone! I didn't come to have something else to do! But I come for praise!- Lift your hands up and praise Him! Now! Clap your hands! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Amen! I come for praise! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! We worship you!- Matthew 6:24 No...

Paul's purpose for writing the book of Colossians was to preach the word of God in Ephesus(Colossae) about Christ's relationship; to the father, to the universe and to the church. Also. He preached the heresies of perversions. Some of these perversions were deceitful words, wicked traditions, false philosophy and idolatry.- Paul preached that Christ's relationship to the father is Christ is God. He preached that Christ is a part of him like his dear Son in Colossians 1:13. God is the alpha...

Rebuke the devil. Have the power to rebuke evil and demonic spirits. Although. Rebuking is a gift.- Rebuke the devil. Cast the devil out of you. Put the devil in his place. You must have the power of the Holy Ghost to rebuke the devil and put him in his place. But rebuking is a gift from God.- I Corinthians 14:1 follow after charity, and desire spiritual gifts, but rather that ye prophesy. Amen.- You must desire spiritual gifts. They are power and deliverance for your soul and many souls.-...

Take control of yourself. When you do wrong correct yourself. Discipline yourself. Restrict and restrain yourself from doing wrong. Chastise yourself from sin. Know your wicked ways and correct them.- There are many temptations of lust. Know how to restrain yourself from different lusts. Put a stumblingblock before yourself to not do it. Your job says they are having a dance party for the appreciation of the employees. Amd you are married with children. Say no. And make the right choice. Go...

Gun Control. I will start by reading this information on gun control.- Internet, gun shows and etc. are letting anyone in today's society to be able to purchase a weapon. This shouldn't happen. There must be screening, background checks on individuals and gun permits must be present and needed to purchase a weapon. We need gun control to protect our neighborhoods, families, spouses, schools, jobs and children. People need to feel and become safe and protected in their homes, neighborhoods,...

Whatever you do. You must be under the anointings. Anointings has power. Whether you sing in the choir. Sing under the anointings. Whether you preach. Preach under the anointings. Whether you pray. Pray under the anointings. Anointings has power. Anointings is being consecrated. It is being sacred. Be under the sacredness of the Holy Spirit.- Luke 4:18 the Spirit of the Lord is upon me, because he hath anointed me to preach the gospel to the poor; he hath sent me to heal the brokenhearted, to...

When you're alone. Talk to God. Pray to God. He said I will never leave you, nor forsake you. Just call upon the name of Jesus. He's my friend in the present time of trouble. I will lift up mine eyes to the hills from whence cometh my help. My help comeths from the Lord. The Lord who made the heavens and the earth.- Another thing. Stay in church. Attending church is righteous. It will be holy. From wherever your faith is in Christ. But you stay in church, pray, read the word of God, even come...

Jesus is real. Yes. He has all power. He done it all when he; performed miracles, wonders, cast out demons, rebuked demons, healed the sick, raised the dead and multiplied the 5 loaves and 2 fish. Our God is an awesome God. With all power. The word has his proof and his evidence. Jesus is wondrous. For the wondrous works of Jesus. In all the earth. Yes. My God is real. He is mighty in power and all glory. I want to start with: Matthew 14:14-33 and Jesus went forth, and saw a great multitude,...

You Can't Hide Anything From God.- Technology is increasing so vastly. That cameras can have a pinsized shape lens. So. A camera can be what todays people call it a hidden camera. A hidden camera can be placed anywhere. In your home, bathroom, bedroom, hotel room, anywhere. People can watch you without you knowing they are stalking and looking at you. This is taking away all your privacy. Sure. Everyone needs their privacy. But you can not hide nothing from God.- Genesis 3:7-10 and the eyes...

Encouragement- Encourage yourself. Think positive. And not so many negative thoughts. Encourage others. I need someone to uplift me up and not knock and push me down. Be around people who want to prosper. Encourage them. And they will encourage you. Whatever your goals are just know that you are going to achieve them. Boost yourself up. If it's that promotion on your job, your career, going to school, your salvation. Know and have the faith and believe I'm going to make it. You can make it....

Avocado Crab Boat Recipe- #1. Spoon all of the inside of the Avocado into a bowl. 2. Smash the Avocado in the bowl 3. Add some mayonnaise, add some Crab meat, add some Cilantro, Chives, Serrano Pepper, Capers, add Pepper.- Stir mix it up. Spoon it in the open pit of other Avocados. Then sprinkle Pepper Jack Cheese on top. Add Paprika on top if that cheese. Broil for 3-5minutes. Squeeze some fresh lemon over the Avocado and enjoy.