After a weeklong vacation to rival Bones conventions, the Ducksnort boys are back in action. We pick the most pleasant surprises and biggest disappointments from the first half, plus eulogize Alcides Escobar’s consecutive games streak. Then we pick our favorite and least favorite New York Mets of all-time, which turned out to be harder than it sounds. With thoughts on Yoenis Cespedes, endless Manny Machado updates, Salvador Perez, Nick Markakis, Rick Reed’s unlikely All-Star career, the Wilpon family, Pedro Martinez, the Nationals becoming boring, Carlos Beltran, R.A. Dickey, and more!