Wayland and Greg are guest-less, so they cozy up together and talk about the extremely cold start to the 2018 baseball season. They also break down Charlie Blackmon’s contract extension with Colorado, wonder whether he could end up as the best Rockie of all-time, and guess what it portends for other non-Harper/Machado free agents. Plus a run-down of early MLB weirdness like Alex Bregman’s walk-off pop up and the Phillies hanging a 20 spot on the Marlins, as well as our slogans for teams in the NL Central. With thoughts on Todd Helton, Andrew McCutchen, Lorenzo Cain, A.J. Pollock, Eric Hosmer, Lewis Brinson, Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, and more!