As time continues its cruel, relentless, and inevitable march onwards, thoughts turn to retirement plans; how will our heroes see out their final days? Who has their eye on one big final paycheck? The answer may surprise you. And who doesn’t mind just fizzling out quietly? Elis. It’s also a big day for Producer Dave, as his lost university dissertation finally sees the light of day. The nation has been waiting with baited breath to hear about the past, present, and future of Sheffield Hallam’s student radio station Rush Radio, and today we can deliver the goods. And fortunately/unfortunately (deleted as appropriate), there is still a little bit of the dance to be danced... Please do continue to send in your excellent correspondence via the usual channels. For email users it’s [email protected], and for WhatsApp aficionados it’s 07974 293022.