Episodes
Published 01/26/22
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our first true crime, 13 years of b******t, being explicitly ignored, a variety article we aren't in, and Gavin's exploding apple remote kind of. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78723 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16).
Published 01/26/22
Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo.
Published 01/22/22
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about judging other countries based on name, the ""Sure, I'd be happy to!"" email, breaking down episode 1 of season 4, Gavin's 3 stories, and Andrew ""Sweet Swing"" Panton in the news. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code...
Published 01/19/22
Andrew is back to take questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. Andrew gets behind the scenes on some bits and clears up misconceptions, particularly about Raymond Somer.
Published 01/15/22
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the snow removal budget, cat piss presents, the sauce to Burnham ratio, Gavin questions a device, Geoff is back on the bike kind of, and Andrew's slats. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Shipstation (http://shipstation.com and use code FACE), HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16), and...
Published 01/12/22
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin pulling a visual joke on an audio podcast, a technical nightmare, a season change, and becoming a true crime podcast. Is this the worst episode? Welcome to Season 4. If you want to send your towel cards in, send to: Infinity Towel, 1901 e. 51st st, Austin, TX 78724 Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16)
Published 01/05/22
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about buying the podcast, trying illegal stuff as a joke, the NFL rulebook, spare socks, and f********s. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face16 and use code face16)
Published 12/29/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the beginning of the 3rd season, food disasters, more Geoff medical updates, and coping. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14)
Published 12/22/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the Kevin Mccallister universe, Minor League Fan Jack, cleaning stuff up, elevator key mishaps, and Andrew eats a Cosmic Crisp (twice?) Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14)
Published 12/15/21
In this special presentation, Andrew takes some time out to answer questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. This isn't a regulation episode, just a supplemental piece that we wanted to try out for you. Hope you enjoy.
Published 12/10/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the best trailer for the worst movie, being a Jackie Chan podcast, perfect moments in Mission: Impossible 3, Geoff's colonoscopy, and Andrew buys the merch. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 12/08/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about if we're recording next week during our recording this week, the Boys of Zimmer, Geoff's real doll & his bike dump pants, and Andrew's never had a milkshake. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), and Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face).
Published 12/01/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's colonoscopy & if he has to run, Andrew's formal apple apology, and Betty White contests to fund the show. Jet Ski Club Merch: Cyber Monday, November 29th at 10am CST Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14).
Published 11/24/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's rules for being on time or early plus the subcategories, Applecentric vacations & events, pastrami guys, prototypes that will shock & amaze you, and more 100% dark chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Quip (http://getquip.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 11/17/21
Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the apple and believes this is all a prank being pulled on him. It's not, it's a Cosmic Crisp apple tasting and it's real. Is it a good? How'd they like them apples?
Published 11/13/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Gavin's worst take ever (maybe?), the outcome of Andrew vs the Denver Nuggets, Geoff throwing a baseball but Gavin throwing a drink, and Andrew eats the chocolate. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), BetterHelp (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14)
Published 11/10/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the invention of the high five, putting fingers in eachother's mouths, the Smashing Sportsman, Phase 1 to Phase 2 pockets, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/FACE) and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 11/03/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about apple snobs vs Apple snobs, Geoff throwing the baseball on saturday maybe or maybe not, Gavin catches Geoff in an embarrassment, out nuggeting the Nuggets, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 10/27/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the legality of Michael Myers, what it will take to throw a ball at 80 mph, tasting garlic with things that aren't your tongue, and more. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face ), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 10/20/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about taste receptors, Geoff still not throwing the ball, letting go of the pencil bet?, Geoff vs Tiger Balm Round 2, McDonald's Train Car, and Andrew knows Wendy from Wendy's. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face).
Published 10/13/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Geoff's Survivor watch party, there's (football) magic in the air, and ""let the milk from our cows, soote your anus ows!"" Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by HelloTushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 10/06/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the world embracing Scrumping, how to respond to a letter in the letter time, bat knobs on sale October 1st, Geoff throwing a baseball and his newest embarrassment.  Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Honey (http://joinhoney.com/face), Trade Coffee (http://drinktrade.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 09/29/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about Andrew's rookie of the year tarot card reading, a complicated relationship with shift, crabbing with friends, and Geoff going to Vegas for Andrew. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by Hello Tushy (http://hellotushy.com/face), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/face), and HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14).
Published 09/22/21
Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew talk about our lucky number, conversations with Dark Andrew, the intricacies of relegation, Gavin learning about Jetski speeds, and humpty dumpting. Want to contribute to bits? Email what you can do to [email protected] Sponsored by HelloFresh (http://hellofresh.com/face14 and use code face14) and Raycon (http://buyraycon.com/face)
Published 09/15/21