With training camps opening up and the preseason bearing down on us faster than Bryant McKinnie swallowing a cheeseburger, it's time for Ranter and The Danchise to put on their prognostication hats. This week, we start season previews by dishing out predictions for the Rams, Cardinals, Seahawks, 49ers, Broncos, Raiders, Chargers and Chiefs. For a fun twist, we tie each team's 2012 season into a movie, which we will continue to do throughout each division for the next four weeks. Will your team be more like Braveheart... or Waterworld? Tune in to find out, Lunatics.