No ketchup on these eggs. Can you see the curve of the spacetime continuum? The CIA made its way to SXSW to up its recruiting game, looking for some cool kids to help undermine the stability of communities we don’t like! Sign up today! A new film is coming all about the invention of Flaming Hot Cheetos, but the truth is not what it seems, and involves a whole lot more Jesus. Is it an idea? Or divine intervention. Canadians have had their right to giving people the middle finger reinforced...

Milf Manor crawled, so that Farming for Love could run. Calling all urban singles (and people looking to up their Insta followers). New York cops want shoppers mask-less, that’ll stop crime! Spotify has an AI to DJ your playlists for you, and be your closest friend. We’ve been blessed once again by the Bodhisattva, with moon-landing theories, and a particle collider human-sacrifice. Telling the epic and tragic tale of Andy the Goose, who wore fresh Nikes. RIPs Andy. F**k 6Buzz. Unsubscribe....

Saturn is returning, bringing the podcast back into your life with it. It’s not a quarter-life crisis, it’s a “reassessment of truthful living from the cosmos” (buy my book). What kind of manifestor are you? Take a quirky quiz! Trust your gut, trust the vibe check, don’t trust people who hang out at water parks. Failed the vibe check? Call the cops. Bust out ‘The Borg’ for your all-day college binge drinking needs. Part booze, part water, part electrolytes, part regretting decisions you...

World-Record old dogs podcast. Shoutout to the Portuguese dog that has outlived many a’ human. Good boy Bobi. NASA has plans to ruin the global economy with a kajillion dollar asteroid filled with iron and other crap. Kings of Toronto's KFC basketball court (*Short white guys may not actually be dominating this venue). Questionable methods of male "enhancement" and Matt’s discovery of the odd community surrounding it #stretchgang. Beggars in Indonesia are cashing in on horribly degrading...

Make your kids' birthday the best ever by building shelves at Lowes! Conspiratorial thinking about an infrastructure-based future? For the adults, how about a gun range with booze? Let’s take the idea of a Dave & Busters to an all new totally safe level! Giddy up!   The suit and tie clothed powers that be think the (digital) end is neigh, and as a bonus our brainwaves are apparently on their way to being read and played with. Weeeee! Maybe conspiracies are the way to go? Rick Ross is...

Canada recommends only 2 drinks per week, Matt's going to die, RIPs. Suspicious Simply Orange Juice with "nothing to hide", except the poison. Melon Juice with barely any melon. Trust no juices. Sloppy arsonists get a taste of their own kerosene. A London, Ontario woman who drunkenly drove her car into a house and blew up a neighbourhood has found the right people to blame. Well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions… Did you take our advice and steal from your grocery store?...

Live updates of Matt's digestive issues. Magic trick, watch these glasses "disappear". Consulting artificial intelligence for promotional help, and to fight parking tickets. Rolls Royce record sales numbers, the "haves" are Gucci. We advocate heavily for stealing more groceries. Space hotels are coming, but will you be? ;) Replika chatbot friends are getting aggressively creepy. Hold on to your glasses folks. Robot Chris Hansen is on the way to save the day! --- *Music Produced by David...

Every content creator has a reckoning. We're selling out to chug Moiuntain Dew on Youtube. It's the end of the world, almost. Nefarious body-part sellers. Bad Moms IRL. The Legemd of the Kebab King. What soup do you use to cause change in the world? --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @FuckinEhPodcast What soup do you use to change the world? Email us:...

We're looking for some SEO help... Taste-testing Mountain Dew "Gold". Canadians save a moose from a frozen lake. Fighting with no legs. Celebrating a gun-anniversary. And writing the 'newest' testament with the help of our robot friends. This podcast's copyright belongs to Matt's dog. --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @FuckinEhPodcast Rebuttals to Matt's...

Why come up with your own intros if an AI will do it? Send me some pics so I can generate my own fantasy. Robots anywhere... Robots everywhere! Goblin Mode podcasting into the new year. Who's really the villain? It's you! --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @FuckinEhPodcast Are you an AI that can write questions for the podcast? Email us: [email protected] Show...

Dystopian subscription-based future. What are you gonna do about it?? New entrepreneurial ideas. Uncomfortable Teddy bears. Mis-used AIs. And a very big Only-Fan. Give us your money dammit. F**k the Warden Costco. --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @FuckinEhPodcast Like sending all your money to an Onlyfans model? Tell us why: [email protected] Show Notes and...

Century-level podcasting. We did it! Quality recording set-ups be damned. More email wisdom from the mysterious spiritual shaman of the Bodhisattva. The ballad of "Big Nose" George and his human-skin shoes. History has never been more "fun". Calling Doctor Matt for advice on bathtub urinals, couch pee stains and a spouse's "walk" buddy. A new century begins. --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on...

Live podcasting in the flesh. There's nothing like eye contact. Bezos gives financial advice for the future. Steve Jobs' sandals go for auction. Smoke whatever you want, just don't touch my McDonalds. AI is coming for our podcasts now too. How do you compete with dead people interviews? --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @FuckinEhPodcast Which dead celebrity...

Matt returns from a terrible, no-good, very bad travel experience. Fast times with Elon at Twitter High, tanking stocks and buying checkmarks. Per Capita is a hoax. No more nose picking. Legalized mushrooms. Two 30- somethings having existential dread, every week! Tell your friends! --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram/TikTok: @FuckinEhPodcast Send us your terrible...

We're meditating on slaughter. Thank you for dying, so we may laugh. Funny tasting water? Keep your eyes on the janitor. Looking for a place to live? Try the Yecosystem and earn your Yeezy Bucks. Checking in on the American Mullet Championships, the world's oldest haircut Gamer complainers. Touch grass, touch ass, move on. --- *Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram --- Twitter/Instagram:...

Getting consent from your higher self. Should there be a minimum age for Hooters? This podcast is not for people who are using their college degrees correctly. Look at this pair of cool f****n guys, who think they're soooo cool. ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article Links: disinformed.ca/fuckineh

Sandwich pockets and elbow pad swag. Real football players with ridiculous names. Legal documents are just bad writing. Science isn't bringing its best... Performing psychic surgery on your eardrums each and every week. David Blaine, hot sauce king. Who wants to see us hit dingers? ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article...

Baking onions. Swallowing the not. The CIA is just like you and me, they even have a podcast! Haters gonna hate, dead or alive. Dog pooped in your mouth? Never a bad time to take a selfie! Do anything, except work on yourself. Birds aren't real... Right? ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article Links: disinformed.ca/fuckineh

Ignorance is a feature, not a bug. Rosie-ann 'O'Barr-nell, same person. Can't find your money? Check under the sandwich. This is a podcast for those I'm Warring with, listeners overcome with earned laughter. Protect your cheeks, protect your noses. God is simply overworked. ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article Links:...

Happy 2nd pod-aversarry. The knees are the elbows of the legs. Doomsday Lemonade, Kim Jong Mmmm! Wuba-Luba Grub-Grub. Reading your insides like tea leaves. Old man attitudes towards broccoli-top hairstyles. Deadass best podcast out there Fr Fr No Cap. ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article Links: disinformed.ca/fuckineh

Thesaurus Enthusiasts. It's skinny, but it goes real deep. Psycholinguistic lab experiments delivering lexical mini-slaps. Masters of the scientific method. Self-checkout deceivers. Bad coworkers, shoplifting boyfriends, weird facial hair. Corndogs & Picasso. Received. Thanks. ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article...

Establishing the Church of Trianetics. Take me back to my Deli Days. Cheese, generously spread. Limericks are not good. Billionaire treasure hunts on Disko Island. Brown baggin' and protestin'. 31% improvements in communication! #DoNothingGetNothing ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article Links: disinformed.ca/fuckineh

Your weekly podcast therapy, ask your insurance if we're covered. Water-cup scented candles. Board meetings and sugary decision making. Tiktok 'Vabbing' trend. Wisdom from a godly spam email. Experts in Sheisty. Fork over your money Piggies. ------- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article Links: disinformed.ca/fuckineh

Dan and Matt are back from summer vacation. We missed you all. Luxury genital adornments. Waive your rights for a coffee. Textbooks turned into NFTs. Zuckernerd gets torched by his own AI bots. When it gets to a Trilli, it's time for the Guilli. Sign up for the F****n Eh Wedding Registry. ------ Twitter/Instagram: @FuckinEhPodcast Email the Show: [email protected] Show Notes and Article Links: disinformed.ca/fuckineh ----- *Music Produced by David Felton *Show Artwork created by...