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Make your kids' birthday the best ever by building shelves at Lowes! Conspiratorial thinking about an infrastructure-based future? For the adults, how about a gun range with booze? Let’s take the idea of a Dave & Busters to an all new totally safe level! Giddy up!
The suit and tie clothed powers that be think the (digital) end is neigh, and as a bonus our brainwaves are apparently on their way to being read and played with. Weeeee! Maybe conspiracies are the way to go?
Rick Ross is afraid of Teslas, and also Almond Milk… Break dancing is coming to the Olympics, but can the judges be bought? And a new professional slapping league is hitting primetime television, get those super slow-mo cameras ready!
And Dan & Matt play a game, guessing the amazing new achievements of the 2022 Guinness Book of Records “Best Of”. What’s the circumference of your tongue? How many stairs can you climb with a friend on your head? How are you nunchuck skills?
Where did all the lemons go?
*Music Produced by David Felton, @deefeltmusic on Instagram/Tiktok
*Show Artwork created by @TheMightyQWorks on Twitter/Instagram
EPISODE LINKS OF INTEREST:
- Lowes Birthday Build Parties
- Gun Range with Alcohol
- WEF Digital Collapse Prediction
- Decoding Your Brain Waves
- Rick Ross Afraid of Teslas
- Break Dancing in the Olympics
- Pro Slap League
- 2022 Guinness World Records Review
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