Urban decay is everywhere, you keep sending us the same videos, young people need to man up, and some people still don't know what a number two looks like.

  After making fun of a guy who got raped, we listen to Ryan get pretty much everything wrong including: black people just stopped wearing glasses, a movie he hasn't seen is probably good, Shanin Blake is living her best life, Mr Good Luck is real, and Pilipinos aren't funny.

  There's something very suspicious about this "Assume That I Can" video going around. Are predators using Special Needs as a stepping stone to preying on kids? Also, Nicki Minaj wrecks songs, j-Lo is not from the block, The Gentlemen looks good, and did Star Wars' Leslye Headland get turned out by Harvey Weinstein?

  After lamenting the lack of interest most people seem to have in their day-to-day, we tackle so much breaking news, there's no time for the God Wheel. Vybz Kartel is innocent, Don Lemon scolds Don Lemon, Nex Benedict offed itself, Gamergate 2.0 is here, YesJulz is fired, and a Puerto Rican shot a black dude on the subway.

We go over Biden's speech for the free part of the show and then laugh at a million silly tidbits behind the paywall.

  God takes the wheel every Friday and this week he takes us to deranged feminists, disturbing trannies, Kurt Russell, Jon Stewart, Tariq Nasheed, Jared Taylor, and a handicapped kid who draws cool animals.

The God Wheel controls today's double episode and apparently the big guy wants us to discuss strange black habits and gays behaving badly.

In order to show the freeloaders what we do here, Gavin crammed a normal episode into the first half. Then we did another one behind the wall. The God Wheel chose: Feminism, the War on Kids, the Competence Crisis, and LGBTQ.  

While Putin is giving Tucker half hour history lessons, our president thinks Egypt is Mexico and his son got his rosary "at the Lady of…” We are living in Retard Nation and actual handicapped people seem to be doing better than most of us. Also, James O’Keefe is on fire and the Proud Boys are under attack.

In this hodgepodge of an episode, we traipse through a variety of subjects including the Michigan shooter's mom, Wendy Williams' Adderall, Zoomer's tips, and AOC's cockamamie theories about Bronx thugs.

In this particularly grumpy episode, Gavin attacks delivery men, Ryan’s cookie receipt, Hari Kondabolu, Bezhani Sarvar, Justin Trudeau, Patriot Front, Joe Biden, Jon Stewart, and modern America.

  Trump is in a tear and the left are beginning to eat their own but before we discuss: Judas Priest is back, Eric Adams is Tracey Morgan, starving artists suck, girls can live underwater, women can freeze, Scott Peterson is still guilty, Jamar Bowman is retarded, Javier Milei rules, Rep. Barbara Lee is a liar, Vivek is VP, and Vikings are vehemently vapid.

  Writing a summary of this show is hard to do. It has been an incredible experience making content for the Baby Monsters but all things must pass. Thank you for all your support and God Bless.

  Ryan and Gavin catch up on each other's recent TV appearances, took calls, and simped on Pierce Brosnan's wife.

  This entire episode revolves around fifteen of the most incompetent black female politicians currently serving the public. Giving merit the middle finger didn't work for South African and it ain't workin here. We also discuss Jeremy Boreing's worst take yet, Ryan playing air guitar, Mayor Brandon Johnson blaming Chicago's crime on white supremacy, and finally, we take a bunch of your calls.

  More Dhar Mann mysteries, clarifying the firing of Cody Canuck, Mets fans and mental illness, the importance of drinking with coworkers, taking calls with back-to-front wipers, guys who moves to Alaska, and guys interested in buying motorcycles.

  Liberal women are thoroughly enjoy the teachings of Osama bin Laden, DeSantis loves spaghetti, Trump's gonna come, BrooklynDad is vermin, Chat GPT got dewoked, and Palestinians are beavers.

  Beauty is hard to attain, dead dogs make men cry, Kyle Dunnigan is still king, cumbrellas suck, face transplants are amazing, burnouts are retarded, so is Cori Bush, toddlers cannot be drag queens, trannies are losers, students don't know what Hamas is, the DHS are censoring us, and our justice system is a complete joke.

  Trump joined Iron Maiden, don't put your seat back, "I'm not sir" is cutting his dick off, Hells Angels are going to prison, gays are immune to pepper spray, someone at a shit sandwich, it's illegal to criticize Hamas, and the coolest kid in the world works at Giuseppe's Garage.

  Social media is tearing us apart and that's a good thing. We're getting better and they're getting worse. Jews are finally realizing they got the wrong bad guy. Archie Bunker doesn't get Archie Bunker. How to do Halloween.

  In this particularly cheery episode, we examine The Bleachers, trans rap, Golden Boy, Golden Hair, modern dance (thecarberrys), fake robots, Peter Thiel, grandpa Biden, Israeli intel, Elliot Page, Elliott Smith, AOC math, 4m immigrants/year, John Cassavetes, Sam Harris, and ramming a thief with your truck more than three times.

    After deep diving into AOC's farts, we laugh at Hamas, stand with Turtleboy, lament retardation, attack comedians, and discuss important chick stuff like choosing moths over babies and supporting Karens.

After Descartes a Kant, it's PB Brittania, shorts with black socks, Tyler Cherry - the gay spokesman for the Interior, antifa Celtics, African child abuse rituals, and even more on Ryan Carson being stabbed by Brian Dowling.