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Where's the rub, Poptarts? There it is! This week, we over-discuss SO MUCH: • Construction dust realities • Tom the Contractor • Premeditative Emily • The worst way to start reconciliation • Manic Emily • Lubed up and ready to go • So many good lines • Emily's copious use of the word “wonderful” • Vegan food appreciation • The Viagra Triangle • Her face the whole time • The alive old man • The most heinous thing that comes out of his mouth the entire show • He came to...

Here we are Poptarts! We watched it, that's the end, thanks for joining us!  This week, we over-discuss: Pancake skills Stuff everywhere Little garage TVs Giving a teenager a teenager job I care because you care The grey-area tipping point The intentional setup of Dean vs. Jess Go do something Marking his territory Reasons for freaking out The thing you should actually be worried about Talking to people who don't like you Bracelet intentions Unattractive noises ...

We did it eggs to apples, everybody! This week, we over-discuss: Real time googling (including a new song!) Savage beasts and breasts (and gardens) Restaurant seating logistics Slumber party planning Super violent psalms The first fast one BRAD! Making it a bigger deal by not saying it Sherry 1.0 Everybody's weird in this episode Max and Sherry aren't the same Busy raising an actual child Life advice for 16 year old Poptarts Say it to a therapist Paul Anka origin...

It's great, it's fun, and we always have thoughts about everything! This week, we over-discuss: Kind of because of Holden Caulfield Backstory trauma (in a very delightful way) Harrison Buttface Stop kissing at work Come on, Jackson You caused this problem Problematic character traits The only timeline that doesn't make Henry look like a bad guy Hyper-masculine peeing contest 0 to 100 in 2 seconds That's way worse! Increasingly aggressive always She is still going on...

We have lots of spicy feelings and plenty of things to say Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Mausoleum price points Organ meat Figuring out how to do things on your own Thanks trauma! Hovering and judging Rachel's wall of evidence That's not the whole story You don't get space here Knowing the least in the room That's icky Lorelai Talking a CEO out of pantyhose A dangerous piece of machinery The statistical probability of getting into Harvard You don't get what...

So many ways that "that's not how that works!" this week Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Title confusion All the women are self-centered and frustrating: the end. Two lanes Construction inflation Shutting her out and inviting her in You don't get to do both The Rory situation Dead set that there is a solution They owe you nothing, Lorelai Too young to watch Three's Company Making her apologize for something that was true Rory is a child Let people like what...

Hey Poptarts, Rachel here. My leg's been haunted, so I'm behind in editing this week's episode. Hope to have it up in the next couple of days. In the meantime, here are some ramblings about Poptarts, etc. Thanks for your patience! Copper Boom! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gilmored/message

This week is a big, fun romp, plus we make plans to go to the Renn Faire. This time, we over-discuss: That's what they do, that's what we do Sofia references Lindsey scared stupid Rune jumping, Rachel crying A good immersive experience Taking the face off and adding it back Parent PTSD You had them come in for this Convenient Christopher logistics Oh, that's what you're upset about Jolly Richard No one asked you, Dean He left his personality in the junkyard That's...

Welcome to therapy everyone! We have lots of beef and all the boys are misbehaving. This week, we over-discuss: An actually good joke Ice cream maker tailspin Not closure 100% reactive 100% of the time He seems like a regular man A very weird conversation Yet another Shakespeare class Getting there by accident Egregiously obnoxiously bad See you on One Tree Hill Dean is not that person Dean blindness Boyfriend would never Lindsey's high school trauma No sacred cows ...

We're inn with the inn crowd on this one Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss: Modern Renaissance painting A literal crap shack Luke inconsistencies The Stars Hollow lady cop A proportionate outline Inferior lettuce Statistically closer to death Original Mia A weird choice This isn't yours...stop it Bulldozing people on the way Not what she needed The most boring show Bootsy’s origin story Various stages of Andrew Pop culture gatekeepers So much Spam And ask...

Welcome to Gilmored and this is a podcast! This week, we over-discuss: Headmaster Chilton Very specific hate for certain music Macarena discovery Bus books Introvert prejudice She's not a loner, she's just a nightmare The weirdest way to walk up to people Paris and the Puffs High school kidnapping Completely sticking up for herself in a way that's completely valid Everything about being alive is exhausting No one's busy like a single mom One dimensional booster...

We love you, Poptarts, but we do hasst Christopher. This week, we over-discuss: Emily's valid point Where Lorelai gets it Coddling expectations A little bit of a punk in a funny way Emily's wildly inappropriate friends Good for the little tart Proper debutante prep Notable escorts The big ick The bar is on the floor Christopher amnesia Hello sailor! Phased out is totally a thing A hooker or a teacher Steves the bartenders A surprisingly sweet side of Lorelai ...

Three weeks ago, pre-episode record, we talked about our thoughts about TTPD, etc. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gilmored/message

Surprise, surprise, Poptarts: we have MANY opinions this week, including our thoughts on the Man of the Hour and his perfect flip in the lake. This week, we over-discuss: Calm down, Rory! Hamburgers before school Gilmore-verse sibling theory She's gonna butt in anyway What Jess actually needs This is hell He's 17, he's fine An appalling amount of food Yes of course he would do this Jess is Lorelai Lorelai has not earned this Holy cow, Luke's such a good guy Teenage...

Sammys and LaDonns and Suzys - Oh my! This week, we over-discuss: Lindsey and Rachel switch roles 2000s travel things The nut version of the cheese chalet LaDonn's dark origin story The ins and outs of B&Bs You have to talk about it Regretting how it all went down Luke vs. Kirk Just walk by them You can just walk into anything College gear on campus Random Rory freak outs The most likely name Hiro love Please grieve what you lost That's how life works And...

So much going on this week, Poptarts! Join us as we over-discuss: What a big dumb dummy Lindsey is The ethics of cake tasting A formerly popular boy band Kirk as a photographer is a horrible idea A fun Rachel high school trauma story location: Earth Poor (?) Max Earned stepdad privileges What she's saying vs. the actual problem A perfect case study for Lorelai's selfishness The Christopher timeline Specific flavors of music snobs Planning Rachel's theoretical...

Poor Lane, poor Max, poor Michele, poor Jackson, poor...everyone but Dean. This week, we over-discuss: The reality of wedding dress shopping (thank you, capitalism) The Chilton girls So much Shakespeare Pushing back on Paris (it's all made up) Here's the job... see ya! Lorelai is a sixteen-year-old bedazzler Camping to get Lindsey's daughter into Harvard Failing at Chilton is for the rich Go say goodbye, Rory! How flights work Dean, get a life Spontaneity as avoidance ...

Happy Season 2! It’s the question-heaviest episode we’ve ever done Poptarts! Maybe Max and Lorelai should’ve asked a few more. This week, we over-discuss: More daisies than you could possibly fathom Bootsie is a ghost The way he says it isn’t great, but he does have a point In reality, this is a mess, but that’s ok  Justice for Zelda Richard nails Dean for the wrong thing Lindsey was the weirdest kid ever Homemade hohos  Jared Padalecki was the perfect 2000s heartthrob The...

Look at us go, Poptarts! It's a wrap on season 1 this week, so come along with us on this adventure as we recap, review, and do some other celebratory stuff. This week we over-discuss: Lane-Rory interactions The frustration of Rory and Paris Not liking Dean Wishy-washy Christopher Great Paris episodes Quality rants and humanizing Rory Damn Donna Reed can go away Specifically-flavored characters No tolerance for predatory behavior Over-the-top everything And we ask LOTS of...

Hey there Poptarts! We dusted off the old DVDs and opened up Kirk's Mystery Mailbag for this deleted scenes and other things episode. This week, we over-discuss: The benefits of DVD hoarding Being nosy at other people's houses Thoughts about Max's questions Excuse me, Emily Gilmore Being realistically bedraggled Understanding the potting shed reaction Current sock styles and convenient shoe sizing The amount of pee in Lindsey's house Ask a couple questions: Do you give a...

We did Season 1 of Gilmore Girls, Poptarts! Celebrate! This week, we over-discuss: Hammering for free at 6:30am Words that don't exist in English Reoccurring dreams about malls and waiting tables Peter Stringbean/Dick Tracy continuity The likelihood of meeting Clara Things not to do when you want to get back together with someone The problem with the breakup Forcing an unforceable person Everybody at Chilton denies reality 2000s mean girl energy A triangulation of...

It's the penultimate (super ultimate?) episode of season 1, Poptarts! We Lo… this one! This week, we over-discuss: 123 He's Yours Caesar or not a Caesar Not dealing with emotions Over-protected Rory Having hard conversations with women The Chat Club Rediscovering candles Dream boyfriend Explaining the clothes to Rachel The logistics of suit shopping Manic, chaotic Lorelai Ripping into a teenage boy at his minimum wage job Everyone missing the point Thinking about the...