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Welcome to Goosebuds! A podcast where your hosts Paul Ritchey, Chad Quandt, and Kevin Cole dig into the Young Adult Literature of Goosebumps by R.L. Stine and give these tomes the deep critique and respect they deserve. Sometimes they get too scared and cover other adjacent 90s books and culture instead. Come join us and re-discover the stories you grew up with or jump in for the first time.
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Ep 173 - Adventure! - The Badlands of Hark
Your Goosebuds Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole read through the 1985 CYOA book The Badlands of Hark, written by R.L. Stine! This is written before Goosebumps, Fear Street, or Horrorland; what sort of sci-fi fantasy world does a younger Stine have in his soul? Turns out it's one with an endless maze. A lot of death in this hellworld of R.L.'s. Can Paul and Kevin survive and find The Nonspecific Treasure?
OFF TOPICS: Phone Cord Twirling, Beet Feudalism, Picard's robot body, Robot Hands, RoboCop, Chad's First Cousins Once Removed
Adventure begins: 14:15
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Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
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Ep 172 - Dr. Maniac vs Robby Schwartz
Your Goosebuds hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole review R.L. Stine's Goosebumps Horrorland book Dr. Maniac vs Robby Schwartz where aspiring cartoonist Robby discovers his comic creations come alive to eat squirrels and torture local kids. But also none of this matters as Robby resets the narrative multiple times (it was all a joke, reader!) and it causes an emotional cataclysm for your Goosebuddies . To be honest, this episode really broke us. But don't CTRL+ALT+DEL on us; we'll keep pounding through Young Adult books because tackling R.L.'s legacy is our great purpose in life.
OFF TOPICS: Rocky, Bioshock/Judas, Ben Franklin, Code Lyoko vs Reboot
Book discussion begins: 16:40
Complete mental breakdown begins: 1:23:59
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more perks at patreon.com/goosebuds
Style your skeleton with Goosebuds at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
Cover art by Brock Gallagher (@brockadile) -
Ep 171 - Adventure! - Zork: The Forces of Krill
Beware of grues, Goosebuddies! Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole check out another Choose Your Own Adventure book based off one of the first adventure games ever: Zork! This 'What-Do-I-Do-Now" Book is Zork #1: The Forces of Krill by S. Eric Meretzky. Is Krill the Ganon of this world? Would we be shaking in our +1 Boots at the mention of his lizard men if we had played the original game? It seems Krill just likes hiding in holes in the ground, which isn't that much different than Tears of the Kingdom. We also discuss how delicious 'dino damage' used to look on toys. Enjoy the episode and stay alive!
Book adventure begins: 12:00
OFF TOPICS: Daylight Savings Time, Bugs, Jurassic Park Battle Damage Toys, J. Kenji López-Alt, Bugs Part II
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more at patreon.com/goosebuds
Dress your skeleton with Goosebuds apparel at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net) -
Ep 170 - The Scream of the Haunted Mask
There's a terrifying affliction of fear going around; so we're enforcing a Haunted Mask mandate! Your Goosebuds hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole read R.L. Stine's Goosebumps Horrorland book The Scream of the Haunted Mask. It's been a year since the original story and Carly Beth is worried she'll put the mask back on and become evil. She could just get rid of it, maybe try to destroy it, but it stays locked in her basement. Until it doesn't. But also: Ghost horses haunt the local children's center/farm! It's very tragic. This book that's really about spectral steeds should've been called Goosebumps: Horse Death.
Book discussion begins: 17:30
OFF TOPICS: Millenial Internet Faux Pas, Willy's Chocolate Experience, X-Men Movies
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more at patreon.com/goosebuds
Dress your skeleton with Goosebuds apparel at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net) -
Ep 169 - Monster Blood for Breakfast
This episode is part of a balanced bookfast-! Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole read the third of R.L Stine's Goosebumps Horrorland series: Monster Blood for Breakfast. The iconic green growth slime is back for a fifth time. And somehow this is the least-scary story!Protagonist Matt Daniels deals with the terrifying idea of... being taller and stronger and winning the swim meet? We also get the next chapter of the Horrorland narrative and meet monster revolutionary Byron. We also discuss toy belts with I.P. powers and the mystery of missing Skeeter.
Book discussion begins: 12:50
OFF TOPICS: Chad's beef with the Disney Imagination Belt, Where's Skeeter??
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more at patreon.com/goosebuds
Dress your skeleton with Goosebuds apparel at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net) -
Ep 168 - American Chillers: Iron Insects Invade Indiana (w/ Payton Whaley)
The corn state is in trouble, listeners! Small robotic drones designed like metal wasps are terrorizing the youth. They are not being used for war. Let us make that clear: this is not a metaphor about drone warfare at all. Your hosts Chad Quandt, Paul Ritchey, and Kevin Cole cover Johnathan Rand's American Chillers: Iron Insects Invade Indiana. And we're joined by the wonderful Payton Whaley (WTIU's Flyover Culture). Payton's an Indiana boy like Chad and the two bond about their lives in the 'Crossroads of America', working for public television, and enjoying a time when there weren't metal menaces filling the skies. It was a simpler time. Anyway, this is a good episode! Enjoy.
Book discussion begins: 4:30
Off Topics: MIMAL THE ELF, The Friday Zone
Check out Payton's show Flyover Culture: youtube.com/flyoverculture
You can support Goosebuds, get access to bonus episodes, join our secret Discord, and more at patreon.com/goosebuds
Dress your skeleton with Goosebuds apparel at goosebuds.store
Email: goosebuds@gmail.com
Twitter: @GoosebudsPod
Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)
Music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)
Note: This is a re-upload as a former version had corrupted audio.
Customer Reviews
Better than welcome to dead cast
I’m only one episode in and I like it more than goosebumps welcome to deadcast really funny. I will say I’m not a fan of the adventure episodes. Sorry.
Goosebuds is like the best October day!
Bright and warm but with a lovely breeze. The Buds will make you feel as though you’ve just watched your favorite college team win a football game while wearing the coziest of socks, and you are about to go with your friends to a haunted house. All things you actually want to leave the house to do. These guys really care about each other and preserving the feelings that Goosebumps gave us listeners as young readers. I was apparently not a smart child, as I thought these were exceptional works of literary art and gobbled them up like Reese’s. I know better now, but I still love them and this podcast so very very much. 10/10 bumps
Supplementary Spooks
Enhance your spookage with this side order of in-depth disquisitions on Goosebumps and RL Stone’s mental state.