Episodes
Published 10/04/23
Nigel is back in London speaking with Producer Matt about his time away from the pod and what he's been up to! They dive deep into tales about 11 hour taxi journeys, Matt playing against a team of refugees and Nigel's experiences so far living in LA. *apologies about the sound quality in this episode. As explained on the pod only one microphone was picked up for some bizarre reason. *Producer Matt hangs his head in shame* 0:00 - Nigel has moved to LA and was cancelled in China 10:12 -...
Published 10/04/23
It's the last* podcast and Nigel brings with him his anxieties about the growing influence AI has over the human experience. Elsewhere Producer Matt speaks about his move to Bournemouth, his upcoming stay on a super yacht and he reveals that his short film Caterpillar has secured its world premiere (yay). *at least for a little while lol... 0:00 - Why Nigel isn't scared of AI 9:11 - Producer Matt is staying on a super yacht for a stag do and Nigel has some suggestions on how to make it...
Published 04/12/23
Signup to hear about Nigel’s upcoming special: https://bit.ly/nigelngmail It's been a minute since the last podcast! Has much happened in the intervening period? Well Nigel began filming on the second series of his show "East Mode", Producer Matt sold his flat and is nearing moving date but most importantly Nigel is now monogamous. 0:00 - Nigel is in a monogamous relationship! Editing on the comedy special is nearing completion and will be landing soon. 11:00 - Working with sensitive...
Published 03/15/23
Condolences to the victims and their families of the Monterey Park shooting. You can donate to a gofundme setup to help the families here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/monterey-park-lunar-new-year-victims-fund 0:00 - Talking about the tragedy in Monterey Park and why Brandon Tsay deserves a blue tick on social media. 12:35 - Happy lunar new year and why Nigel doesn’t like Scandinavia plus Producer Matt shows off his pyroclastic flow knowledge and takes umbrage with the viewers opinions on how...
Published 01/31/23
THE PODCAST IS COMING TO AN END… in a few months as Nigel announces his upcoming relocation to Los Angeles! So strap in for the final episodes of the Haiyaa podcast and let's make it the best closing run ever seen from a podcast. Write to us with your funny stories or favourite highlights from the podcast to [email protected] or leave a voice note to the Haiyaa podcast Instagram (the link is down below) With that out of the way… Nigel takes Producer Matt and Gemma to his favourite...
Published 01/18/23
Happy New Year viewers & listeners of the Haiyaa Podcast! Welcome to 2023 where Nigel’s American friend discovered the British supermarket meal deal, Producer Matt is gifted a very special wand (wingardium leviosa not levioSAR) and Nigel stumbles on a ridiculous way to try and be seen quicker by Doctors in the Emergency Room.  0:00 - Nigel presents Producer Matt with a belated Christmas present and Nigel had an American friend come to stay. 6:53 - British holidays compared with American...
Published 01/04/23
Coming all the way from New York City Nigel and Producer Matt talk all things white privilege at immigration, predicting the virility of male "swimmers" based on gut feelings and Nigel reveals how he is feeling now he has reached the end of his USA leg of the Haiyaa World Tour. Thanks for watching and supporting the Haiyaa podcast in 2022 - we couldn't do it without you! 0:00 - Producer Matt chose to watch soccer in New York and why Producer Matt’s wife likes Nigel 9:48 - The white...
Published 12/21/22
After spending time together in Hawaii Nigel has brought Hawaii girl with him to NYC to record a podcast. We finally get a unique perspective on what it is like to casually be involved with Nigel, learn all about his "no touching" rule and hear about their hilarious adventures. 0:00 - We discover the joke Hawaii girl told that inspired Nigel to bring her on the podcast and the leap of faith they both took in going to Hawaii together despite never meeting in person beforehand. 7:00 - Why...
Published 12/14/22
This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://betterhelp.com/haiyaa for our special offer! If you don't already, follow Joshua: https://www.youtube.com/@UChBEbMKI1eCcejTtmI32UEw While in Houston Nigel caught up with YouTube chef and all around nice guy Joshua Weissman. They discuss Joshua upbringing and how Nigel can tell he "didn't grow up with money", why Jeffrey Dahmer could have been saved if he was handed a frying pan and Joshua's passion for water. 0:00 - Joshua’s...
Published 12/07/22
This episode is #sponsored by ExpressVPN. Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa for our special offer! Nigel and Producer Matt come to you today from a studio in Miami Beach and they have lots of stories from their adventures including Nigel’s most tragic rejection, hanging out in a cabana and Producer Matt speaks about his gambling addiction. 0:00 - Nigel’s biggest rejection to date for the most absurd reason you’ve ever heard. Guaranteed. 7:00 - Staying at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach...
Published 11/16/22
This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to betterhelp.com/haiyaa for our special offer! Nigel welcomes Edward and Sheldon from the Toronto based YouTuber group CantoMando and they have a no filter chat about dating, YouTube and everything in between. Subscribe to CantoMando: https://www.youtube.com/c/CantoMando Subscribe to 6feetunder podcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDCP86-PS6b0c5Qpc8-uJfg 0:00 - CantoMando explain their viral video “Visiting The Most Racist Town In...
Published 11/09/22
Nigel has embarked on the final leg of the Haiyaa World Tour and is finally able to visit wonderful Canada! He has also brought out Producer Matt for a podcast recording in Toronto where they went for an eventful night out in Chinatown and Matt convinced an ex convict to subscribe to Haiyaa. 0:00 - Producer Matt is five hours delayed and was worried when the Pilot told everyone to “Trust me, it’s safe” which is also what Nigel used to tell women he was dating. 8:30 - Nigel gave Producer...
Published 10/26/22
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! Pick up the latest Uncle Roger merch here http://unclerogermerch.com/   Nigel recently hosted an autumnal soirée at his home in London and invited his closest friends and colleagues including Producer Matt who has all of the insider gossip from a lovely...
Published 10/12/22
He’s done it! Nigel has arrived back from Manchester after having the much anticipated hair transplant. While recovering from the procedure Nigel went to the Peak District with his family who have been visiting and they went to see The Lion King. 0:00 - Nigel speaks candidly about his hair transplant procedure. 11:00 - Nigel imparts some marital wisdom to Matt and is doing the hard sell for getting a hair transplant. 19:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt will record a podcast with the crazy...
Published 09/28/22
Nigel has flown Producer Matt to beautiful Amsterdam and these are their stories from an eventful night walking along the red light district and smoking at a coffeeshop. Elsewhere Her Majesty The Queen has passed away. What implications will this have on Matt’s work ethic and what does Nigel think about these developments… you’re about to find out! 0:00 - Matt takes Nigel to a restaurant in Amsterdam and they explored the red light district. Matt found it “surreal” 9:25 - Nigel and Matt...
Published 09/14/22
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! In a jam packed episode of Haiyaa pod Nigel and Producer discuss their upcoming trip to Amsterdam, Nigel has booked in his hair transplant. And the floodgates have opened with reference to fans of the podcast wanting to be Nigel’s instagram ho’s. (What a...
Published 09/07/22
Nigel discusses his current plans for a hair transplant and berates Producer Matt for going to yet another music festival! Matt also played matchmaker when he paired up Nigel with a fan of the podcast for a date. 0:00 - Nigel will record a podcast the same day as his hair transplant and Producer Matt has been to another festival. 7:00 - What it's like to plan for a hair transplant and why Canada are holding Nigel's world tour hostage. 16:40 - Nigel goes on a date with a fan of Haiyaa...
Published 08/31/22
Nigel returns from the latest leg of his Haiyaa World Tour and has some incredible stories from Indonesia; great food, beautiful Bali and going to a 5 star brothel with an international arms dealer were all on the menu! 0:00 - Retail therapy in Sydney, Red eye to Auckland and meeting Adam Liaw 9:00 - Nigel has found the perfect race mix, questions about the Indonesian butt hole and how it isn’t constantly on fire plus Nigel loves Indonesian food. 19:04 - More reasons why the UK is...
Published 08/24/22
Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Nigel and Producer Matt catch up on Nigel's recent holiday where the friend he had travelled with was horrified by the jokes on the previous Haiyaa podcast! Nigel has realised that to find true love he must either hide his podcast or be totally upfront about his sense of humour... 0:00 - Producer Matt's s****y thumbnails and potentially starting a Haiyaa podcast patreon account 8:37 - Is it...
Published 08/10/22
Nigel is back in London with Producer Matt and is well rested from his holiday in Mykonos! But before going to Mykonos he decided to buy a £600 pair of sandals to fit in with the rich white people. This week Nigel also did some filming with Gordon Ramsay! 0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are on a 3 video demonitized streak and vow to end it this podcast. 7:07 - Nigel did some filming with Gordon Ramsay! 15:01 - Nigel met Gordon’s daughter Tilly and loved his G Wagon car. 23:24 - Buying...
Published 07/27/22
This week Nigel speaks with former Japanese AV star Maria Ozawa! They chat EVERYTHING about her career to date, it's a fascinating chat and we hope you enjoy it. Subscribe to Maria: https://www.youtube.com/c/MariaOzawaOfficial/videos Big thanks to Tokyo Comedy Bar for letting us film there, go check them out if you live in Tokyo: https://www.tokyocomedybar.com/  0:00 - Nigel and Matt preamble and Nigel STILL doesn't have his Canadian visa. 4:53 - How Maria was introduced to the Japanese...
Published 07/20/22
Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Nigel and Producer Matt are reunited as Nigel returns home from the Australia, New Zealand and Japan leg of his world tour! Nigel wants Matt to work more after his recent trip to Glastonbury festival and is frustrated with the work ethic of British people in general... 0:00 - Producer Matt’s punishment for going to Glastonbury and getting Covid is wearing Porn Hub merchandise. 11:00 - Nigel...
Published 07/13/22
Nigel meets Dessert King Reynold Poernomo at his dessert bar Koi in Sydney, Australia! They chat everything Desserts and why Asian desserts are better than White peoples. Reynold - https://www.instagram.com/reynoldpoer/ 0:00 - Why Nigel wants to contract Covid 19 for the antibodies and a look around Koi - Reynolds Dessert Bar. 12:00 - Exploring Reynolds background and what it was like growing up in Australia at a predominantly white school. 19:45 - Nigel’s dating exploits and should they...
Published 06/29/22
Nigel and Producer Matt are in Bangkok for a very special WORLDWIDE episode of the Haiyaa podcast. Nigel speaks about his encounter with “coke mom” and befriending two Thai Billionaires while Matt is recognised for the first time by a Haiyaa pod fan. 0:00 - Nigel befriends two Thai billionaires 9:10 - Will Matt get back in time for Glastonbury Festival and Heathrow airport is crumbling 15:05 - Nigel is looking for instagram ho’s that he can train to replace Matt and Asian audiences love...
Published 06/22/22