“Duck walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Bartender! Got any string?" And the bartender says, "No, duck. This is a bar. We don't have string." So the duck leaves and comes back five minutes later and says to the bartender, "Hey, got any string?" And the bartender says, "Go away, duck. We don't have any string." So, five minutes later the duck goes into the same bar and says, "Hey! Got any string?" Then the bartender says, "No, duck! And if you ask that again, I'll staple your feet to the ceiling!" Then five minutes later the duck goes into the same bar and asks, "Got any staples?" And the bartender replies, "No." Then, the duck says, "Got any string?" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! The podcast is pretty good.”
Greg Smith via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
02/05/06