Reviews
Dick the flasher was going to retire but he thought about it and decided to stick it out a bit longer. Trevor
Dai Daps via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/18/20
I heard that all the passengers at John Lennon airport have been quarantined. Imagine all the people.
Brokers78 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/16/20
Seeing as corona virus has ruined all the rugby for the foreseeable future! Can we organise a Rugby Podcast 7s tournament with all the top rugby pods entering a team! RUW,TRP, F&S, TWGP ??
StewBags(i am mega) via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/16/20
Did you hear about the midget clairvoyant who escaped from prison? Police are looking for a small medium at large
FBooth via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/14/20
I used to live with a rugby ball but I had to kick him out, I said “stay in touch”.
Wigz123412 via Apple Podcasts · Canada · 03/11/20
Listen to a lot of rugby and boxing pod , yours is the best . It has the ideal mix of knowledgeable insight , passion and humour . Long may it go from strength to strength. Joke - Nelson was 5ft when he died , the government erected a 15 ft statue of him . That’s an Horatio f 3 to 1
Merlin Japan via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/11/20
Why is a sock better than a camera? Because a camera only takes four toes Nathan Jones Dublin
Nathan Jones Dublin via Apple Podcasts · Ireland · 03/09/20
What do you call a fat laptop? Adell.
Bowskiiiii via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/09/20
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don’t show the Flinstones on tele, but Abu Dhabi dooooo! Rick, BathRead full review »
LHS2520 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/09/20
This joke is my 3yr olds favourite and he repeats in incessantly “What do you call a cow lying down? Ground Beef.” Also last pod You were both wondering about home team advantage, and yes there have been many studies on it. The basic answer is that playing at home and defending your turf...Read full review »
Stately Crackon via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/07/20
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
Gloomberg via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/07/20
The guy who invented hand sanitiser must be rubbing his hands together right now!
Twiggs1988 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/07/20
I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked what gets rid of the Coronavirus She said ammonia cleaner I said, I’m sorry, I thought you worked here...
Victoria B100 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/06/20
I once knew a guy with no shins. His name was toe knee.
rhychi via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/05/20
What do you call a chav in a box ? Init!
Charlie Sweeney via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/02/20
I got an email from Google Earth saying that they could read maps backwards. Nah, I thought. No way. That’s just spam.
Freddiejoseph1 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/02/20
How do you get a fat bird into bed ? Piece of cake ..!
DJ Taylor 10 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/02/20
Best of luck with your Cardiff to Aberdeen bike ride next week boyo. PS - since I stopped masturbating, I’ve never really felt myself.
RichWilloughby via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 03/02/20
This is a great podcast, but with so many ‘split’ loyalties in the home nations, it’s hard to please everyone. Not exactly up there with the Peter Crouch podcast, but hats off to Flats & Shanks. It’s getting there
WELLDAI via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/29/20
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says........."Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si,Luis, eet sure smells...Read full review »
Eifion Roberts via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/28/20
What’s the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? Ones a rusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean. Sam in Wimbledon (Yes I did have to google how to spell crustacean)
Sam Garnham via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/27/20
What medicine do you give to someone who is allergic to Rowan Atkinson? Anti Mister-Bean
Paddy Clifford via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/27/20
@dadsaysjokes on insta 👍🏻
AWreviewusername via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/27/20
Q.What’s the biggest moth in the world?? A. A mammoth!! From Phil in Ellesmere Port
Pcoops123 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/26/20
Little tommy is at school and his teacher says: Teacher: can anyone give me an example of how to use the word contagious? Little Trev: sure,my uncle had a cold and he said don’t come too close as you catch it because it’s contagious Teacher: and what about you Tommy...can you give me an...Read full review »
Trevor Sorbie via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/25/20
I thought I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre last week! I think it was him but he had his back to the Fuchsias. Keep up the good work Huw Bridgend
Huwjed via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/25/20
A husband takes his wife to the disco, where there’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large; breakdancing, moonwalking, spinning on his head and doing somersaults. The wife turns to her husband and says “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me, and I turned him down” Husband replies “Yep,...Read full review »
ab304 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/25/20
Love the pod guys! Btw I’ve got a some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander. Russ L
Customer for 7 years via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/25/20
I’ve got piles.
Gazwoldian via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/25/20
Why did the baker have brown hands?? Because he kneaded a poo
whyman14 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/24/20
Two TV aerials got married - the wedding was dreadful but the reception was amazing! Keep up the excellent work chaps Bungle Bear
Bungle Bugs via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/24/20
Two blokes walking through Trafalgar Square One says “what would you do if a bird poo’ed on your head” The other thought for a moment and then replied “well I suppose I’d dump her, wouldn’t I” JB
JB 1234993 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/20/20
I realise I’ve probably missed the boat on this but I’m surprised no one has mentioned Stuart Hogg celebrating his ‘try’ against Ireland?
Noz 78 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/19/20
I used to have issue slicing cheese but now I have grater problems. Billy B
Billy By via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/18/20
Awesome pod guys and a joke: Englishman Irishman and Scotsman climb up on a magic slide. Informed by a genie whatever they say as they go down they will land in and keep forever. Englishman slides shouting ‘A million quid!’, Scotsman slides down bellowing ‘beautiful women’ the excitable Irishman...Read full review »
Bhi Ghe Phu via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/17/20
What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s going to eat me!
Si Dills via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/17/20
Best rugby pod on the circuit. There are others but they’ve also got one poor no2 in the double act
ian will via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/17/20
What do you call a man wearing brown paper trousers? Russel
Mango zero angry via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/17/20
I was checking into a hotel with the wife and as I looked into the sitting room I could see 3 guys and a dog playing cards at a table... I walked over and said “bloody hell, that’s a smart dog being able to play cards” one of the guys looked at me and said “he’s not that start mate, every time he...Read full review »
Grets22 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/13/20
A ham sandwich walks into a pub and asks for 2 pints of Guinness. The Bar tender replied “sorry mate we don’t serve food in here”
Condez.95 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/12/20
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A white horse walks in to a bar! The barman says we got a whiskey named after you. The horse says what Dobin !!!!
Howman77 via Apple Podcasts · Australia · 02/12/20
I just asked Siri “Surely it’s still not going to be stormy tomorrow?” Siri replied, “Yes it will be and don’t call me Shirley.” I realised my phone was in Airplane mode!
rhysmorgan69 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/11/20
Walked into a fish and chips shop the other day with a haddock under my arm. I said “do you do fish cakes” Man behind the counter said “No” “That’s a shame it’s his birthday”
Guffguff08 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/11/20
One of the top three rugby pods
JahVah via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/10/20
This is one of five rugby pods I listen to. The Rugby Pod, House of Rugby, Rugby Union Weekly and Egg chasers. Tom Shanklin is by far my favourite presenter of the lot. Effortlessly funny and likeable. Actually best of them on the field too! Note. This is not Tom Shanklin.
Flyingbogey via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/09/20
What do you call a judge with no thumbs? Justice Fingers.
jtm21 via Apple Podcasts · Great Britain · 02/09/20
Love it! Keeps me up to date with the best rugby competition in the world whilst driving through blizzards in rural Ontario. What do you call a man with rabbits coming out of his mouth, ears and bum? Warren
edgey in ontario via Apple Podcasts · Canada · 02/06/20
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