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“Loved this podcast. Great balance between banter and insight.”
MoorTurf via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
11/14/23
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“Awesome show - as with Flats and Shanks, I drop anything else I am listening to and switch to your show every time it lands. Great coverage of the RWC and very much recommend your shows to all, especially to ITV who would be mad not to commission you to cover the 6N again. Loving your work,...”Read full review »
markyrogerboy via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/30/23
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“Huge guests and amazing games yet Flatman manages to spend an hour talking about himself? Cringeworthy”
Lawrence JB via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/27/23
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“Is a knucklehead, if a team scores from first phase there no second phase. Please.”
sdpodfan via Apple Podcasts ·
Philippines ·
10/19/23
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“Love listening but the episodes without shanks and your friendship and chemistry aren’t the same”
Holly 89 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/15/23
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“If you want to hear David Flatman trying to be funny and talking about himself for an hour, this is a show for you. If it’s rugby you’re after, look elsewhere”
Guy123452 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/07/23
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“Keep up the great podding lads. Loved that last one with JP and Warbs (look out Shanks). It’s probably a massive ball ache to keep making these and do all the TV comms, but please know it’s well received, greatly enjoyed and is adding to the tournament. Thank you.”
MrSnoball via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/21/23
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“Good fun, good banter.”
Rudi von Starnberg via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/13/23
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“Flats and shanks is one of my favourite podcasts and easily the best rugby podcast - funny, informative, great company. But ITV are doing their best to nullify the insight and humour. I understand they are proud of their stats and resulting insight but listen to Test Match Special podcast. ...”Read full review »
wiltsazza via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/12/23
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“Oh my days how good was that boys! For me Hogg has put his name firmly in the frame for Lions Captain. An inspirational leader, everything he does is exceptional- his kicking, his tackling - fists half Penaud was it running full pelt and he stands there and then wraps him up. I haven’t played for...”Read full review »
SmokinJoey via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/26/21
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“Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics. If it sells well he’s going to write one about Kent too.”
nikoj69 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/26/21
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“Flats and Shanks make me laugh so hard, every week. I love their banter, comedy and rugby insights (of course!). It’s a pleasure to listen to the pair of them.
Here’s a suitably cringe worthy joke for you:
Karl Marx is a massive historical figure, but nobody gives his younger sister “Onya” any...”Read full review »
OllySel via Apple Podcasts ·
Norway ·
03/25/21
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“Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo”
YinnyPhil via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/22/21
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“I never thought my chiropractor would improve my posture...... But I stand corrected”
Chris2012fox via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/21/21
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“A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic.
The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.”Read full review »
dom.rollings via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/19/21
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“Where did General Washington hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
- Yank”
West Potomac RFC newguy via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/19/21
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“What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator. (*pause for applause)”
G-adair via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/18/21
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“What do you call a man obsessed with algorithms?
An Algo-holic.”
AJD2488 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/17/21
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“My mate Philip went to the doctors a few years ago and they told him he had to have his lips removed.
Now we just call him Phil
Apparently alligators can grow up to fifteen feet, but Iv never seen one with more than 4.
Nick”
Grinds business via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/13/21
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“How many blondes does it take to make choc chip cookies?
100 ... 1 to make the dough, and 99 to peel the Smarties!”
Pupsey1 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/08/21
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“A man went to the doctors “Doctor Doctor I feel like a moth”
Doctor “ I’m not an expert in that field I’m a GP. Why did you come in here?”
Man “Your light was on!”
I sent you the Incredible Hammerman before. Hopefully you remember.
A big shout out to Chipping Sodbury Rugby Club.
Great pod. Love...”Read full review »
KN1GHTY via Apple Podcasts ·
France ·
03/08/21
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“Fantastic show guys. Here’s my favourite joke:
How do you turn a duck into a singer?
Roast it till it’s Bill Withers”
fizzbuck via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/08/21
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“Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.”
Parky.B via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/04/21
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“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh...
tentickles”
LLoyd toe via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/04/21
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“I had a huge bowl of mushrooms this morning, it’s the breakfast of champignons!”
chunky biff via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/03/21
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“So there’s three nuns sat on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and exposes himself to them. One of the nuns has a stroke…the other two couldn’t reach!”
The great doogster via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/02/21
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“My favourite dad/bad joke...
What did Winston Churchill say to his men before they got into their tanks?
Men! Get into your tanks!
What did Winston Churchill say to his men before they got out of their planes?
Men! Get out of your tanks and into your planes!”
jwillsy via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/01/21
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“Did you hear the Swedish Navy have started painting barcodes on their ships? It’s how they scan di navy in!”
Tavers99 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/26/21
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“What do you call a transparent robot, see-through PO”
Buttsqueek via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/23/21
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“Police have arrested two lads by the bins round the back of Halfords.
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks
They’ve charged one and let the other one off.”
el dougie via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/19/21
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“Two women were coming home after a night out and needed a wee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. So one used her knickers while the other grabbed a wreath. The following morning, one husband rang the other - “Should I be worried, Linda came home without her knickers last...”Read full review »
Chris in Epsom via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/18/21
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“I told me wife I got a job at the bowling alley. Ten pin she said. No it’s a permanent post I replied
Iwent to the pharmacy yesterday and asked what gets rid of the Coronavirus
She said ammonia cleaner
I said, I’m sorry, I thought you worked here..”
Victoria B100 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/17/21
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“A bear walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a whiskey and……….cola”
“Why the big pause?” Asked the bar tender.
The bear shrugged “I’m not sure I was born with them””
1626384 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/16/21
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“Being that we can’t go to the pub and have a chat with our mates at the minute, popping my headphones in for an hour and escaping the home schooling this is as close as I’m gonna get. Is it too early at 11 to crack open a Guinness? At least no one can call buffalo on me! 🤚🍺”
Hughesy Bath via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/16/21
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“Do you like Mini Kievs?', 'I love them! But my wife's vegetarian', 'Doesn't matter. She can have fish', 'No she won't eat that either', 'Oh forget it!. You people'."
Joke for Flats
”What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Are you stalking...”Read full review »
Jon Turko via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/15/21
“I’ve just eaten a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. My next poo could spell disaster.”
AustroTez via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/13/21
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“What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans”
horler89 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/11/21
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“Listened to this and your normal padcast for years now. They’re both brill, from rugby to Brent/partridge to flats’ journeys - all mint!
A Joke-
I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of sprite.
It was only when I got home that I realised I picked 7 up.
Bob Mortimer classic but by far my favourite...”Read full review »
smeg95 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/11/21
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“I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.”
BJones1993 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/10/21
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“Really enjoyed this first pod cast flowing the first weekend of the 2021 6 Nations. Spotted due to the banter on Twitter over Wayne Barns haircut 👍🏼. Have now subscribed.
Mongo, Weston-super-Mare
Two parrots sat on a perch, one says to the other, “I can smell fish””
Mongo WsM via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/10/21
“Great pod”
aemmartell via Apple Podcasts ·
Singapore ·
02/09/21
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“2 wives went on their first Post-Covid night out. On the way back whilst walking home they both needed a pee, so they popped into a graveyard. Once they had peed they realised they had nothing to wipe with. One wiped with her knickers and the other grabbed a wreath and used that.
The next...”Read full review »
JB 1234993 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/08/21
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“Joke for you -
My wife asked me if I’d seen the dog bowl.
I said: “To be honest I didn’t even know he played cricket!””
Twiggs1988 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/05/21
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“Knock knock, Who’s there?
Europe, Europe who?
No you’re a poo”
Shyted1873 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/04/21
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“Paddy’s on trial for beating his wife, and the judge asks “Why do you keep beating her Paddy?”.
Paddy says “I think it’s my weight and reach advantage, but I’ve also got superior footwork””
RichWilloughby via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/03/21
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“Dick the flasher was going to retire but he thought about it and decided to stick it out a bit longer.
Trevor”
Dai Daps via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/18/20
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“I heard that all the passengers at John Lennon airport have been quarantined.
Imagine all the people.”
Brokers78 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/16/20
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“Seeing as corona virus has ruined all the rugby for the foreseeable future! Can we organise a Rugby Podcast 7s tournament with all the top rugby pods entering a team! RUW,TRP, F&S, TWGP ??”
StewBags(i am mega) via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/16/20
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