Before Christopher Nolan settled on Tom Hardy to play Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, there was another person lined up. This is that story.

It was a windy night when Mr and Mrs. Johnson decided to get an abortion with the help of Dr. Trollman. The operation was a success, but little did they know the fetus had other plans!

John Smith goes on a mountain climbing adventure. He soon falls down a canyon and his penis is caught between a rock. He must decide to sever his g******s or die.

Richie and Jamaal are on the run from God's most evil minion, Trollman. God will stop at nothing to keep Richie and Jamaal from escaping to Hell even if it means killing them.

Richie and Jamaal begin their quest to escape Heaven to be in a more luxurious paradise, Hell. With the help of Auto-Tune funk legend they gang runs into a few problems with the plan.

Mark Johnson has just passed away and made it to Heaven. He soon finds out that there is trouble in paradise.

Mass Destructo tunes into the world's most annoying radio show, TBAG Radio. Everything seemed to be going well during the show until a disgruntled caller grows weary of the TBAG's constant lies about being "commercial free" and the DJ yelling over the songs then threatens to kill them.

Two petty crooks, Tony and D'Angelo, steal a car radio from the parking space of a haunted house. It's not long til the car radio begins to act suspiciously creepy.

Before film and television there were record players and radio. People were forced to enjoy the luxuries that we take for granted today through sounds. But what about the Porno industry? Mass Destructo has uncovered the first ever porno record. God knows how old this tape really is. Please listen with discretion.

Mass Destructo tunes into the world's most annoying radio show, TBAG Radio. Everything seemed to be going well during the show until a disgruntled caller grows weary of the TBAG's constant lies about being "commercial free" and the DJ yelling over the songs then threatens to kill them.

Bernard, Mr. Wang, Panthero, and Darth Vader finally make it to the Mortal Kombat tournament to fight White people for the rights to a Black History Month. Things seem to have looked up for the Black team until Dart Vader is overwhelmed by his Asthma and Judge Leghorn rounds up the world's greatest White warriors.

Mass Destructo uncovers the never-before-told story of how Black History Month was really started. We join Bernard, a civil rights activist, and Mr. Wang, a Martial Arts expert, on a journey to recruit a team of Black warriors to battle in the Mortal Kombat Tournament. If Bernard's team defeats the team full of the World's Greatest White Fighters, he and Black folks will finally get their Black History Month. But if he doesn't win slavery will be brought back, will Bernard's team win?

Mr. Baby Giggles must find the Blueprint 3 so he can destroy Auto-Tune legend Roger Troutman. But even with the help of Jay-Z, will Mr. Baby Giggles accomplish his mission?

Mr. Baby Giggles has become the biggest pop star in the world! He's on top of the world and is unstoppable until one day Roger Troutman is summoned from his prison. With Roger being more powerful than ever, Baby Giggles will need the help of a Hip Hop legend to destroy him.

Donny Wakes has been pleasing audiences and women since he was a young boy. Influencing people like Boyz 2 Men, Ron Jeremy, Barry White, and Barack Obama he is finally ready to step out of the shadows and amaze the world with his amazing skills...and singing. Mmmmmmmmmm.

This episode of Mass Destructo is about how Santa Claus got all his elves to work for him every Christmas Eve.

Stephen Hawking continues his epic battle with Roger Troutman while Baby Giggles searches for the Auto-Tuner.

Mr. Baby Giggles has escaped the grasp of Roger Troutman and seeking refuge in Mr. Cheng's store. There he finds out how to defeat his damned funky soul.

Young R and B sensation, Mr. Baby Giggles, needs to make a hit song. So, he decides to conjure the spirit of Roger Troutman, the Auto-Tune mastermind behind the Parliament of Funk. What happens next is more than what Baby Giggles bargains for. Tune in next week for Part Two of this epic trilogy.

This episode of Mass Destructo is about the story of Officer Fitzpatrick, the bumbling rookie cop, assigned to go undercover and infiltrate one of the world's most infamous drug lords. Percy Gustavo. Can Fitzpatrick keep his true identity a secret? Or will his ignorance reveal it for him?

Enjoy the first episode of Mass Destructo Halloween Special. All voices performed by Jermaine Fowler