Episodes
If we're having fun on one feed, it frees us up to get REAL on the other one. So Let's talk about Marti Noxon's 2017 movie To The Bone, a film about a young woman struggling with anorexia nervosa.Content warning: Obviously, discussion of eating disorders start to finish. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is...
Published 03/21/24
We've talked a lot about Men, in our time. But what if there were a fairer sex? What if the year was 2000, the cold war was won, history was over, 9/11 was never going to happen, and it was finally time to start thinking about whether Women could be in movies. This, recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on International Women's Day, the 8th of March 2024, is Charlie's Angels! ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting...
Published 03/15/24
Published 03/15/24
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ 2:12 AM: going back for more US Military courtroom drama A decorated Vietnam war veteran orders his squad to fire on an unarmed crowd of protestors outside the US embassy to Yemen. But what if it was cool and fine for him to do it? Tommy Lee Jones will stop at nothing to prove that the crowd had weapons also and that every arab is part of a vast anti-american...
Published 03/08/24
It's time for another Eurospy spoof.This movie, based on the 'Modesty Blaise' comics by Peter O'Donnell, was written and directed by Joseph Losey to be 'A pop-art inspired spoof, with over-the-top set design, """Avante-garde editing""", and deliberate continuity problems'. It was nominated for a Palme d'Or at Cannes. He made a bad movie on purpose, as a joke. We have differing opinions on if he managed.   ------ FREE...
Published 02/29/24
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ This week, our Spy Kids Correspondents Tom Walker and Demi Lardner rejoin us to crack into 2011's Spy Kids 4: All The Time In The World, a genuinely good kid's movie.Nate, our perfect and beautiful producer, referred to this 90 minutes of five people yelling at once as 'great and really really funny but also the hardest thing i’ve ever edited in my entire...
Published 02/24/24
I hope this Shark finds you well, ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at...
Published 02/15/24
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ Youve got to bend the bullets, James McAvoy. You're such a loser with your well-paying office job, why don't you embrace the power of your bloodline and kill people for no real reason. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced...
Published 02/08/24
Alright, thats quite enough vaguely muddling through the depths of Eurospy. Going forward, it's Bangers Only- and kicking that off is That Man in Istanbul, or as it will come to be known, the Ballad of Tony Mercedes. But we simply couldn't do it alone. Joining us on this episode is A.J. from The Worst of All Possible Worlds!  ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced...
Published 02/01/24
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ This week, Alice_Analysis returns for another installment of the Cerebral Hour- Jean-Luc Godard's French New Wave masterpiece, Vivre sa vie! A young woman feels her life is not going in the direction she wishes, and tries to take control of it. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our...
Published 01/25/24
This week, we're joined by Alex Ptak from the podcast Quorators to discuss another German spy movie.    Remember a few episodes ago when we realised that the director was an architect of the french new wave? This is the same except we find out that the director invented a new kind of child pornography
Published 01/18/24
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------ John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just f****n make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz. Yeah thats right, youve gotta pay us for it. The patrons got basically nothing in December so they get this one exclusive. Don't look so hard-done-by, some podcast listeners are starving...
Published 01/11/24
OSS 117, your enemy on this mission is an amazonian indigenous tribe. Your ally? Why, the humble Billionaire Cattle Rancher... ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:...
Published 01/04/24
It's Goldfinger! The movie is Goldfinger, the protagonist is Goldfinger, I think there's a british spy in there somewhere but I wasn't paying that much attention.   ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him...
Published 12/28/23
Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023! John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a f*****g nuisance of himself. ------ FREE PALESTINE palestineaction.org/donatehttps://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT*  Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:...
Published 12/21/23
That's right, to celebrate 5 million downloads we gave you (That's right, you) the opportunity to pick the next bonus episode! Then, in a tournament that came somehow to be known as the '16 james double bondation', you selected 'Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World'.   Join us on this voyage (Ha) as we ask: Do dudes rock? The answer... May surprise you. ------ FREE PALESTINE Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a rogue...
Published 12/14/23
This week we're inexplicably back in Vienna, to watch a movie that spends more time humanising it's villains than the protagonist. And joining us is none other than Josh Boerman from the Worst of all Possible Worlds podcast! ------ FREE PALESTINE Well, we're all witnessing a genocide on our phones, and our elected leaders are running cover for a rogue fascist state thats picking fights with Doctors Without Borders and the Red Cross. So history has charged us with this duty: Do anything and...
Published 12/07/23
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ Thats's right, the strike's over. While we're not giving up on Eurospy just yet, this means we're no longer limited on bonus episodes. So what better a time than now to do a film Abi has been wanting to do since the very start of the show- The Edge! A brain god billionaire gets trapped in the alaskan wilderness with a man who wants to kill him. It's all very...
Published 11/30/23
This one is inexplicably a spy movie funded partially by the City of Vienna for tourism purposes. I say 'inexplicably' because Vienna looks like an absolute heap of shit for the entire movie and I can't imagine this made anyone want to visit. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN and entire international community...
Published 11/23/23
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's Alice's bonus pick again, and she's brought us actual cinéma. A real Móvié about a sad italian man during the height of the fascist dictatorship. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here that will help assuage the ethnic cleansing we're all bearing witness to on our phones. The UN...
Published 11/16/23
The Strike may be over, but our commitment to Eurospy is ironclad. This week, there's another dead Soviet defector, so there must be another microfilm with something important on it floating around europe. F**k it, lets send our best spy to go have a general look about. I'm not even going to front with you. This is my favourite episode we've recorded since Demolition Man. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR ACTION FOR PALESTINE Aid is not getting in to Gaza. There is no donation link I can provide here...
Published 11/09/23
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ It's time for the KILL JAMES BOND HALLOWEEN SPECIAL OOOooooOOOO(ghost noise). Two years ago, Devon picked Van Helsing. Last year, Abi picked Jennifer's Body. This year it falls to Alice to pick our non-struck spooktacular, and she's lovingly curated Audition, a film about a japanese misogynist making a series of extremely poor decisions. Joining us this week is...
Published 11/02/23
When an eccentric European aristocrat dies, his wife stands to inherit his collection of weapons patents. All the great powers of the world send their finest James Bond to attempt to claim them. How could this be anything other than great? This one is a hugely enjoyable movie thats inexplicably horribly racist right in the middle. Like a wonderful lindt chocolate liqueur filled with piss.  ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE SAG-AFTRA are still on strike and their donation links can be...
Published 10/26/23
This is a preview of a bonus episode! find the rest at our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ We told Devon to pick any movie in the world to watch, with the only requirement that it not be American. After only two real-time weeks of umming and ahhing they instantly picked Police Story 2! Jackie Chan has been demoted to traffic cop following his successful completion of the plot of Police Story 1, until he successfully foils a bomb threat- and he's put in...
Published 10/19/23
Look, I know what you're thinking, this is just another bad eurospy movie- but this movie was made by Claude Chabrol, one of the directors of the French New Wave, during his middle period. He may have made this movie entirely to keep the lights on, but he clearly used the opportunity to try some things out. French secret Agent 'The Tiger' is tasked with bodyguarding a Turkish minister's wife and daughter during an arms trade. ------ URGENT APPEAL FOR AID FOR PALESTINE SAG-AFTRA are still on...
Published 10/12/23