Episodes
Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder Watch her (excellent) videos...
Published 07/21/21
KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool! You can find Dr Janega at https://twitter.com/GoingMedieval  support her at...
Published 07/13/21
Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur.   Support the show by heading down to our reasonably-priced patreon for BONUS EPISODES! https://patreon.com/killjamesbond   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom...
Published 07/06/21
You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's. Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore F**k/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime. Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/posts/53137109   *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/   Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and...
Published 06/30/21
Oh babey we're here. We made it. It's the mother f*****g 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, F****n'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed! It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest f**k freak.   Ah well.   Support the show by heading down to our patreon for BONUS...
Published 06/22/21
We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese. We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap...
Published 06/15/21
We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'. We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in the background somewhere. Join us as we examine the true depths of misogyny, and find a female character so truly underappreciated that we coin a good guys' version of the Kronsteen Rosette: The...
Published 06/08/21
The gang are joined by editor, podcast host, and the creator of the 'Fake Friends' video essay series that popularised the concept of Parasocial relationships, Shannon Strucci, to discuss the 2019 animated movie 'Lupin III: The First'. Find the whole episode on our patreon, at https://www.patreon.com/posts/51988943 You can find Shannon at https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ You can find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond...
Published 06/01/21
You knew it was coming. You knew we would get to it.   It's the Racism One. During the production of Diamonds Are Forever they chose to adapt this Fleming novel next literally as a reaction to the Black Panther party gaining popularity.   We couldn't take on this one alone, so we called in Writer and all-around excellent guy Christopher Caldwell-Kelly to run us through just what the hell was going on when they made literally any of the decisions they made!   Find Chris at...
Published 05/25/21
The gang watch a 1975 action movie starring Jimmy Wang Yu as a Hong Kong special agent singlehandedly taking down an Australian drug lord- played by our boy George Lazenby! This is a 106 minute movie with exactly 18 minutes of dialogue. Strap the f**k in.   find the whole episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51435456    
Published 05/19/21
The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.   Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.   Find Pierre at https://twitter.com/pierrenovellie and https://www.twitch.tv/PierreNovellie Find us at  https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond    
Published 05/12/21
Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke? A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before.   It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like it, Abi reminisces about the kinds of movie they simply do not make anymore, and Devon gets dangerously horny. Tune in!   find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/50869972  
Published 05/04/21
Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee.... How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt.  It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film. Also I truly do wish you could act.   Join us as we embark upon the Hauntological journey of the Bond That Never Was.   Find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond Bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond  
Published 04/27/21
Just found out about parasocial relationships and went, 'wow, yes please!'. On today's ~Bonus~ episode of Kill James Bond we take listener questions and give them remarkably in-depth answers.  We're hoping to do this every fifth bonus, and our patreon includes a tier where we are guaranteed to answer your question, so come on down! Find the full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50278280 Find us at: https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond  
Published 04/20/21
The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp". Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie: - Become a Japanese - Train hard and fast to become a ninja like us - to give extra special cover, take a wife Follow us on twitter at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond    
Published 04/13/21
The gang is joined by Ed Zitron to discuss a game he wrote the strategy guide for, Everything or Nothing. (NOTE: Alice has Vaccine Madness in this one and it just gets extremely derailed constantly)   Find Ed at https://twitter.com/edzitron and find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49720803  
Published 04/07/21
Friend of the show and host of Trashfuture, Masters of Our Domain, and Тумач, Milo Edwards joins the gang for a deep dive into Thunderball. Can Bond save the day as a sicilian man steals two nuclear bombs? Is a shark pool an effective way to dispose of henchmen? Why would a health spa have a machine that wiggles you to death? All these answers and more, maybe. We are at https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond Milo is at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards  
Published 03/30/21
Join the team this week as we head down to Cairo in 1954 for a 2006 french comedy film that's actually a good movie that we would recommend you watch!   Find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49127058  
Published 03/24/21
It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time- Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him.   We are, as ever, Alice, Abi and Devon. Follow us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond Find more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
Published 03/17/21
There was a time once when simply being related to Sean Connery was enough to get an italian man to make a "parody" bond film about you. This is the story... of OK Connery. find it at https://www.patreon.com/posts/48554110
Published 03/10/21
It's Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, and Daniel Craig's favourite bond movie. It's the last movie JFK ever saw. But is it any good? Join your favourite all-trans triumvirate as we ask: Who is Bond, compared with Kronsteen?   Follow us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond Bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
Published 03/03/21
A small segment of our first bonus episode with Podcaster and Video game reviewer Laura Dale about the game Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64. Get the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond follow Laura at twitter.com/LaurakBuzz  follow us at twitter.com/killjamesbond
Published 03/02/21
Alice (@AliceAvizandum), Abi (@PhilosophyTube) and Devon (@Devon_OnEarth) dive into the James Bond cinematic universe with the first film, DR NO. No it isn't the old Casino Royale stop talking about the old Casino Royale stop it   The first premium episode is already available on our Patreon
Published 02/24/21
Alice, Abi and Devon set out The Plan.
Published 02/21/21
Published 02/21/21