Episodes
In which Cole and Gabe are just confused by everything in this last showstopper. Read Big Little Moments Listen to our collaboration on Earlobe Calming…
Published 12/02/21
Published 12/02/21
In which Cole and Gabriel shake hands.
Published 11/24/21
In which Cole and Gabriel discuss soy boys and pudding lads.
Published 11/17/21
In which Gabe says “carmel” and Cole says “caramel.” Listen to Earlobe Calming: https://gabriel.town/earlobe Go see Fakerz Dozen on Nov 17th: https://asylumnyc.com/shows/fakerz-dozen/
Published 11/09/21
In which Cole and Gabe investigate Prue’s holes and George’s rock hard sausage.
Published 11/04/21
In which Cole and Gabriel don’t speak German but they can if you like!
Published 10/27/21
In which Cole and Gabe talk TikTok, aquafaba, and Paul’s attempts to appear like a human male.
Published 10/19/21
In which Cole and Gabriel try to ascertain what exactly Jürgen was thinking with his Bread Baby.
Published 10/14/21
In which Gabriel and Cole try to tell the difference between biscuits and cookies, fries and chips, and a jammy dodger and a jammy sandwich…
Published 10/08/21
In which Cole and special guest Remy size up the competition, gush over Maggie (mint ice cream slander aside), and graciously accept Tom’s resignation. Follow Remy…
Published 09/28/21
Peter teams up with a very french Hermine, a very southern Pioneer Woman, and other questionably accented bakers to save Christmas!
Published 02/24/21
In which Cole & Gabriel take a trip to the North Pole to find their December Daddy!
Published 02/24/21
In which Cole and Gabe talk about semen, raw eggs, and whether or not Peter is actually an elf!
Published 02/24/21
In which Cole and Gabe are in mourning as they enter into the enema space to sing the praises of cucurbits!
Published 02/24/21
Cole and Gabe try to figure out why Peter loves Christmas so much and discover that medieval baking is absolutely rotted to the core.
Published 02/24/21
In which Cole and Gabe stan Hermine, hate Dave, and can’t seem to remember who was president for most of the 80’s. Note: Sorry about…
Published 02/24/21
Cole and Gabe discuss steamy buns and Paul Hollywood’s taste in gherkins.
Published 02/24/21
Gabriel and Cole dig into what it means to be a “caged tart” and the dangers of putting rice in your Cornish pasty.
Published 02/24/21
Cole and Gabriel jump in to the Great British Bake Off recap show industry mid-season, talking about the first four episodes of the season!
Published 02/24/21
Peter teams up with a very french Hermine, a very southern Pioneer Woman, and other questionably accented bakers to save Christmas!
Published 12/25/20
In which Cole & Gabriel take a trip to the North Pole to find their December Daddy!
Published 12/18/20
In which Cole and Gabe talk about semen, raw eggs, and whether or not Peter is actually an elf!
Published 11/30/20
In which Cole and Gabe are in mourning as they enter into the enema space to sing the praises of cucurbits!
Published 11/22/20
Cole and Gabe try to figure out why Peter loves Christmas so much and discover that medieval baking is absolutely rotted to the core.
Published 11/16/20