Ahhh New York! The big apple of the pie that is America! And what's even more Amerian than apple pie? The Statue of Liberty, of course! But what if there is something sinister underneath that big green cape? Mano Agapion takes a dip in the Lizard Lounge to explain that Lady Liberty is actually a satanic statue guiding America to H. E. Double Hockey Sticks! That's right, this beacon of light may just be a beacon to the dark side. Is Lady Liberty just an enby icon? Is hell actually cool? And what is going on with the obsession with Mary Mack's back back back? All will be illuminated!