Karla can hover above water, Thomas found out he was adopted via sitcom pilot episode plot, Madison sits on the bed in wet gym clothes, Ikechi fails to make himself cry, and David hunts for the Blair Witch. Subscribe, rate, review, follow us on Twitter and Instagram @MAFSVirgin, and join our Facebook group, the MAFS Virgin Fan Club!

Madison's dad wants to make sure Allen isn't riddled with venereal diseases, Ikechi's friends break the shocking news that Ikechi is an author, Thomas' eyes bug out of his head and he yells, "Awooga," Juan's dad ruins brunch, and Madison is in day two of a slow-moving anxiety attack. Insta/Threads @MAFSVirgin Facebook: MAFS Virgin Fan Club

Since there was no MAFS this week, we took the opportunity to talk about some of our favorite reality shows past and present, and discuss some gems from the early 00s that people may not remember. Please subscribe, rate, and comment and we'll talk MAFS next week!

We add a new chapter to the saga of Karla's dad, watch Ikechi get grilled like chicken breast, remember other notable bathroom freakouts in reality TV history, and hang a "do not disturb" sign on an elevator. Please leave us a comment! It would truly make our day.

We get more weddings y'all! Madison is in love with Allen in the Surprise of the Century™️, Emem and Ikechi say it all when they say nothing at all, Beans takes over the podcast, and Camille and Thomas' cameo prompts a trip down memory lane through the bars of the University of Illinois. Please subscribe, rate, and comment! tell us what you think of the pod!

Kicking off a whole new season of Married at First Sight and introducing our MAFS Virgin Kim to this wonderful world.