Movies with Mike and Anthony’s Soda Pop Culture Club: Celebrating movies of the 80’s, 90’s and beyon..‪.‬ Mike and Anthony

Once again we bring you reruns. However I feel this movie is an excellent study in how far we have come in our treatment of women. I say if you watch this movie and don't find anything wrong with how Sissy is treated you need therapy. So, sit back and let the nostalgia wash over you like beer and sweat as you ride the mechanical bull at Gilley's.

A fairly decent representation of the 80's high school hierarchy confined to, well, probably the most amazing school library we'll ever see in our lives. Make friends or don't. Eat sushi or underwear. Play basketball with one shoe. Hide weed in your pants. And munch that damn Captain Crunch sammie with all that sugar for lunch. Tape your buttcheeks together if you please and enjoy The Breakfast Club.

This is what we officially now know to be Anthony's red button, as well as his baseline for horrible movies. But, just like Life Cereal, Mikey likes it. Enjoy the no holds barred arguments in this one. This is...sadly....Tokyo Drift.

This is how we do Summer. Pop Tarts, PB&J off your dog's finger, and actually saying NO to a student's advances. Why would you wanna go to Hawaii with Bill & Ted's stepmom when you can stay and teach Summer School. Salt 'n' Pepa were right...I wanna Shoop.

This one just never gets old. A freaking cinematic masterpiece! Seriously if I'd ever been a male exotic dancer, I'd have been rocking some light pastel Calvin Klein undies with a life preserver and nothing else. Too bad I can't travel back in time to get abs and a tan and then go back to the future to make that happen.

So yeah there's a new Mission Impossible out, but let's be real here. What's a more impossible mission than driving NASCAR when you don't know anything about cars, getting pulled over by a fake hot cop grabbing your junk while you're all hopped up on cherry moonshine, and oh yeah, "drafting" sugar packets up your future wife's legs and referring to her who-who as victory lane. Should have called this "Days Impossible: Mission of Thunder."