Episodes
This episode is intended to celebrate the beauty of boundaries and to liberate you to enforce them as often as you desire.    Produced by Dear Media
Published 07/24/21
Put down the bloody mary and Tylenol and let this guided meditation soothe you back into the beacon of health, wellness and hydration.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 07/20/21
This guided meditation is for anyone suffering from a broken heart looking for spiritual solace and the necessary push to move on.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 07/15/21
This weeks guided meditation is intended to help you remain calm and regain control of your serotonin levels whilst having a panic attack. You are f*****g fine.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 07/13/21
On this weeks spiritual installment, we explore our right to freedom and the power of independence so you can soar like the baldest of proverbial eagles.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 07/10/21
Shaman Schimmel uses meditation to encourage healthy eating habits so you don't die alone shoved to the brim with pork rinds and despair.     Produced by Dear Media
Published 06/29/21
This week's episode is about untethering ourselves to societal niceties and admitting that children are not all gifts to the universe and more often than not, kill the vibe.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 06/26/21
Shaman Schimmel leads you on a spiritual journey to live a life of financial abundance and drip drip divinity. Jeff Besoz and the Dali Llama could never.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 06/19/21
In this week's episode, we explore the psychological damage of excess apologizing and work on reprogramming our cerebral reflex to insincerely pursue forgiveness through mantras and role playing  therapy.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 06/14/21
This guided meditation teaches you how to be present whilst absent. Because true wellness and self care incorporates both. Preserve your battery. Glaze like a donut.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 06/12/21
Shaman Jackie Schimmel leads an inspiring morning meditation to minimize your self indulgent problems and pivot accordingly so you can have a nice week. Deflection is a vibe.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 06/04/21
Challenge your cerebrality and brain function with this stimulating exercise in reversing your stupidity. Get ready to take on the week with a shrivel of intelligent prowess. Offensive Level 4.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 05/28/21
Jackie embraces her creative journey by doing a freestyle fully improvised spoken word episode inspired by the elements of nature, universal affirmations and moral corruption. Love and light.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 05/22/21
Jackie breaks down the fraudulence of forgiveness and implores you to embrace holding a grudge. We do not dwell, but we do not wish you well.  Produced By Dear Media
Published 05/17/21
This week we start the day with a gratitude meditation that will surely fill your heart with extreme appreciation that will lovingly carry throughout your day. Because at least you're not dead. Offensive Level 3.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 05/14/21
Shaman Schimmel offers non traditional grief counseling in the form of reframing, encouraging laughter through trauma and YOLO mentality.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 05/07/21
This guided meditation is to encourage physical activity, exercise and healthy lifestyle habits. Offensive Level 4.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 05/03/21
In today's lesson we learn how to cope and channel inner rage. Because anger deserves expression not suppression and can be a psychotic conduit for action. Offensive Level 4.   Produced By Dear Media
Published 04/30/21
This deep reflective meditation explores the theory that you might be the common denominator in all your life's trials and tribulations. Through harsh realization and metabolizing your myopic narcissism, we hope to achieve a vantage point that makes you less of an a*****e. Namaste. Produced By Dear Media
Published 04/26/21
Let this soothing guided meditation lull you to sleep and help you retrain your barely functioning cerebral cortex to experience the rest you may or may not deserve. Offensive Level 3.   Produced by Dear Media
Published 04/23/21
This guided meditative mantra is about severing toxic relationships and accepting inner hatred. We also explore the possibility that the toxic denominator is you. Offensive Level 3.   Produced By Dear Media    
Published 04/19/21
Let this motivating manifesto give you permission to lower expectations for yourself by giving up on unrealistic dreams and accepting your dismal destiny.    Produced By Dear Media
Published 04/16/21
Start your week of with a Monday mantra centered in self love. You may not be the most attractive, intellectual or kind but at least you’re alive.    Produced by Dear Media
Published 04/12/21
This episode will help emotionally, physically and cerebrally prepare you for the spiritual journey ahead. Because what offends you, descends you.    Produced By Dear Media
Published 04/09/21
This series led by Shaman Jackie Schimmel was created to eradicate toxic positivity, broaden your spiritual horizons and encourage self care through laughter and moral flexibility. Welcome to the future of wellness.    Produced By Dear Media
Published 04/09/21