Episodes
Heyo Misifts! Steve may be down 1 appendix, but we still cranked out a fantastic episode for y’all this week. Steve takes us through a few spooky cryptids, like the New Orleans Devil Man. Basically, he’s a regular dude who uses teleportation to skip out on bar tabs (where can I get this super power??). Emmy then overviews a few crazy alien abductions, including an account from this one dude who claims to have ~made love~ with a red haired alien while in a UFO. This begs the question, what...
Published 07/29/21
Hey Misfits, unfortunately we weren't able to post an episode this week because Steve had a *bit* of a medical emergency. Bye bye appendix!  Everything's all good now, we just didn't want him to edit while tired and loopy! Take this week to check out one of our older episodes, and we'll be back super soon with another new, exciting episode for you all. ~ Stay spooky ~
Published 07/22/21
Hey Misfits! Steve and Emmy are back with a brand new episode that’s going to rock your socks off. Emmy kicks it off with the story of the True Way cult — a religion that believed God would appear on a local retail shopping TV channel to save the world from impending destruction. Somehow, that’s not the most ridiculous part: all of the believers were forced to live in middle-of-nowhere Texas where they definitely got barbecue sauce on their all-white uniforms and cowboy hats (at least...
Published 07/15/21
Animal Hybrid Hypothetical  Interview Jeff Meldrum Tunnel Conspiracy You can Find Dr. Jeff Meldrums Work here: https://www.paracay.com/sasquatch-legend-meets-science/ https://www.paracay.com/sasquatch-field-guide-folding-pocket-guide/ https://www.paracay.com/sasquatch-yeti-and-other-wildmen-of-the-world-a-field-guide-to-relict-hominoids/ www.isu.edu/rhi If you want to hear more from Steve and Emmy, remember to tune in every Thursday for more mind-blowing and hysterical content. You...
Published 06/24/21
Heyyyy Misfits! This week the Steve and Emmy listens in to a theater-themed ghost story from one of their listeners, Valerie, that left Emmy freaked out for the next two days. Seriously. Then, Emmy takes us through the legend of the Denver International Airport — complete with Illuminati conspiracies, secret underground tunnels, statutes that kill, and so much more. It’s a doozy. Then, Steve talks about the “dancing plague”, a real life disease that spread through Germany back in the day that...
Published 06/17/21
I have no creativity come up with a title Emmy lol  Lumarians  UFO news  Health Class Failure and Home Ec Chakra Stones  Aliens again  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Published 06/10/21
Hey Misfits, we have to settle a very important debate: are you a fork or a spoon person? Choose wisely. After taking us down this rabbit hole, Emmy kicks us off with an age old debate: are birds real, or did the government kill them to get them to stop pooping on our cars? I’ll let you figure that one on your own next time you’re wiping shit off of your windshield. During this segment, Emmy and Steve are also joined by a special guest, Rachel, a friend and adamant BAR (birds aren’t real)...
Published 06/03/21
Heyyooo Misfits! Welcome to this weeks episode where we take you to the ~dark side~. That’s right, Steve recently showed you how to become a vampire, and now you’ll learn how to become a Werewolf. All of us regular humans don’t have to worry, though, because there’s a few easy ways to defeat one — all you have to do is take its pants off. Next, Emmy tells us about the wild world of hollow earth: a theory that there are spooky 15 foot tall monsters living INSIDE of our earth. Yeah, just forget...
Published 05/27/21
Get ready for a dinotastic episode, Misfits! This week Steve and Emmy talk to their favorite paleontologist, Nizar Ibriham (to be fair, he’s the only paleontologist we know, but he’s still pretty cool). He tells us everything from how we know what dinosaurs looked like and ate, to his top 5 dinosaurs he would include in an epic Jurassic Park rerun — and it seems he has a serious preference for the carnivores (me too, Nizar). Then, Steve takes us through the legend of Chessy, the Chesapeake...
Published 05/20/21
Hey hey Misfits! Hope you’re ready for a doozy of an episode. This week, Steve tells us a twisted tale about a double date that turns into a slip in time. Long story short: a few naive friends walk into a hotel that has no pillows and no electricity, and a policeman sends them the wrong way on the “autoroute” (whatever that means). Emmy follows up with a journey of a segment on the 1,600 people that go missing in national parks each year. Some explanations for the disappearances include:...
Published 05/13/21
Hey Misfits! This episode you’ll hear a couple of interesting stories from Steve and Emmy: two twenty-somethings who went to the pediatrician long after it was socially acceptable. First, Steve kicks us off with a few spooky sea stories. Did a sea monster really attack German submarines off the coast of Ireland during WWI, or was it just an very very elderly dinosaur? Then, your favorite podcast duo speaks with a super special guest, Micheal McKenry, former MLB catcher and current Pittsburgh...
Published 05/06/21
Hey Misfits! This special episode, Steve and Emmy dive into two of their favorite subjects: aliens and animals. Steve kicks off with a discussion of Wojtek, an actual real life bear who joined the Polish Army. Not only did this bear help out the troops, but he kicked back with the boys, drinkin brews and smokin cigs. Pretty chill. Then, Emmy carries us through part 2 of the world according to Ancient Aliens. And let me tell you, it’s even crazier than part 1. Did you know that aliens killed...
Published 04/29/21
Ludwig the Blood Sucker  How to turn into a vampire (talking to yourself, third nipple, extra harry baby etc...) How to defeat a vampire  Were going drunk Vampire hunting in Bowery  History According to Ancient Aliens --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Published 04/22/21
This week we are joined by a very special misfit: Dr. Emily Zarka, the monster expert from PBS Monstrum! Dr. Z chats with Steve and Emmy about the folklore and origins of monsters, her love of the Vermont Lake Monsters baseball team, her favorite cryptids, and so much more. In fact, she and Steve have both seen a Jackalope — coincidence? Next, Emmy does a deep dive into one of the monsters we learned about during our conversation with Dr. Z, the Monongal. She’s a badass blood sucking...
Published 04/15/21
Hey Misfits, get ready, because this episode is a bit ~spooky~. Emmy had nightmares for about 3 nights after recording her segment on killer clowns. You may know about the most infamous clowns like John Wayne Gracy, but have you heard about the Killer Clowns from Outer Space? How about the college campus killer clowns, or the mysterious love triangle of a husband’s scorned clown lover? Afterward, you’ll hear Steve chat through some freaky freak show performers, from Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy...
Published 04/08/21
Happy April Fool's Day, Misfits! Steve and Emmy have a wild journey of an episode for you tonight. Before we dive in, Steve tells us that his creepy attic bedroom might actually be haunted by two ghosts; and Emmy has been afraid of the dark ever since. Then, Steve tells us some wild just-released Bigfoot and Jersey Devil Attack News, one of which took place in Emmy's favorite restaurant of all time: Applebee's. Emmy keeps us on the topic of cryptids with the story of the Squonk, a creature so...
Published 04/01/21
Hey Misfits — Be careful, Steve and Emmy each had a BEER while recording, so this episode contains some hot takes. First, Steve tells us some crazy Cryptid stories — like the time Bigfoot threw a snake at a woman’s car (spoiler alert, that’s the whole story). Then, Emmy covers the legend of the Kraken, which Steve and Emmy discover is somewhere between the size of a football field and a school bus, but we’re not really sure. Then, things get steamy as Steve reads the review of his new...
Published 03/25/21
Welcome back misfits! This episode, while simultaneously recording a podcast and trying to figure out which one of her upstairs neighbors has been playing “smoke on the water” for 45 minutes on their bass guitar, Emmy discusses the age old question we know has been on all of your minds: is Elvis still alive? While some think the King died decades ago, super fans are still holding out hope that he was an extra in “Home Alone”. Not weird enough for you? Try this. Steve tells the story of a...
Published 03/18/21
What shape are you most afraid of? Rhombus, sphere, octagon? For Steve and Emmy, it’s gotta be the triangle. This episode, Steve talks about the infamous Bermuda Triangle, including the region’s most famous disappearances. Then, Emmy takes us through the less-known but still super spooky Bennington Triangle, located in Bennington, Vermont — this place has Bigfoot, UFOs, murder, you name it. This episode, you’ll also hear about how Emmy’s friend somehow lost 13 chickens on an island overnight,...
Published 03/11/21
Howdy Moosfits! Or is it Misfits? This week’s episode will have you questioning what’s real and what’s not! First, Emmy takes us through the age old question: are the writers of the Simpsons time travelers, or just really f*cking smart? Then, we play the “guess the cryptid” game with the lovely ladies from “They're Terrified and Tipsy Podcast”, where we all have trouble naming the difference between a cryptids other strange creatures like Pokémon, dinosaurs, mops.....(?) Then, Steve discusses...
Published 03/04/21
This episode Steve and Emmy chat with the legendary Campbell McLaren, the mastermind behind the UFC, Combate Americas, Collegehumor, and pretty much anything else violent and/or funny. Campbell tells us about his dream fight (Jesus vs. Mohamed and/or Santa), dives into why the Comedy Store may not actually be haunted, and reveals how he really feels about big names he’s worked with in comedy, like Joe Rogan and Larry David. Aside from this great interview, you can hear the most scathing...
Published 02/25/21
This very special Valentine’s Day episode, Emmy takes on a story she’s been waiting to tell for ages: Elizabeth Klarer and her lover from outer space. Yup that’s right, we’re talking alien sex this week. Then, Steve and Emmy talk to Olivia from Kid Nation about what it’s like to be a child star, the unlikely friendships she’s maintained after the show, and what those kids we’ve come to love were really like on set. Then, Steve closes us out with the life — and very strange death — of the cat...
Published 02/18/21
Oh Misfits, have we got an episode for you! This week we’re joined by the wonderful Ladies Fright podcast, who chat with us about urban legends from New York and New Jersey— and these stories run the gambit from insane asylum spirits to WWI ghosts and everything in between. Somehow, this episode contains a lot of supernatural stories related to dogs as well, so get ready. Next, just in time for the Super Bowl, Steve talks about the curse of the New Orleans Saints’ arena, which was built on...
Published 02/11/21
Hey Misfits, buckle up because this ones a doozy. Heard about the Dayatlov Pass incident in the news recently? Basically, some hikers were mysteriously found dead in Russia, and no one really can figure out why. Steve takes us through some of the most popular (and unpopular) explanations — from Yeti attacks to government cover-ups, undercover agents transporting nuclear waste, and more. Emmy keeps this episode spooky, turning to the abandoned Christian-themed theme park in Waterbury,...
Published 02/04/21
Heyo Misfits! Do you like animals? How about drugs? Well then you’re in luck, because this week Steve and Emmy are talking about LSD Dolphins and Cocaine Hippos. Yup, that’s right — Emmy takes us through a wild 1960’s LSD study... conducted with dolphins. Then, Steve talks about hippos owned by the notorious Pablo Escobar. Then, the two finish off the episode with Ep. 11 of Kid Nation — and the kids look like they finally may go back to school. Don’t forget to check out our friends at...
Published 01/28/21