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Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.

Written & Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant

Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
Eric Perry as Whitmire
J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.

Written & Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Eric Perry as Whitmire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

For a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.

Written by
John P. Dowgin

Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star
and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman

Guest Starring
John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

Music by
Pete Barry

Editing and Mixing by
John P. Dowgin

Produced and created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Written by
Paige Klaniecki

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.

Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral

Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford

Music by Pete Barry

Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin


Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudence
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary Lezito
Helena Betancourt as Sister Quiteria
Erica Werner as Mother Regina Innocent
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien
Caden Dowgin as Kid Hacker
Lia Barry as Harmony
and Margaret Pivetz as Emma

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.