Good day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to the wrong era is thrilled to find an ice cream truck, an ice cream truck that is not only also out of its own time, but out of its own world. Then we need to issue a parental advisory for explicit content for Bret’s satirical tale, “The Future Is Boned, or: Why Did the Incel Cross the Road?” Our dear monsterbators, be sure to subscribe and leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts! These little things help support this podcast! We hope you’re all well out there, whether camping at home like I have been this week or still working out there in the world to keep it running. Godspeed, monsterbators!!