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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me Big Money Players

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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    Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Ghost Ride The Face: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about the infamous Hag that suffocates you while you're sleeping.

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

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    • 25 min
    Dark Week (with Reggie Conquest)

    Dark Week (with Reggie Conquest)

    Are dark-skinned ni**as having a moment? Langston and David talk to Reggie Conquest (Abbott Elementary) about the dark kings who are shining bright. This can be traced back to everyone wanting to be Wesley Snipes in the 90s as well as J.Cole apologizing to Kendrick Lamar two weeks ago. We also address the craziness of Meek Mill and Draymond Green. Plus, the latest from Terrence Howard. Fire alarms are constantly being pulled during this episode. This is the rampant colorism we promise to deliver each week. 

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

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    • 52 min
    Ratasoupie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Ratasoupie: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about a Jamaican folk remedy that cures asthma: rat soup.

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

    FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS:

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    • 34 min
    Little Red Riding Hoe (with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod)

    Little Red Riding Hoe (with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod)

    If you wear red nail polish, does that mean you're a floozy? Langston and David get in the chair with Kristen Sivills & J-Rod (And Then We... Podcast) about the ultra-popular nail polish color of choice. When is the appropriate age to wear red nail polish? What does the color red do to the opposite sex? Also, they discuss where nail polish originated and how it came to popularity for all kinds of people. This is a hoe-positive episode and we even dare to say a hoe-positive podcast. Live your true colors! 

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    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

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    • 55 min
    The Golden Coke: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    The Golden Coke: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email that delves into the concept of "The darker the skin, the easier they are to deal with in business." Plus, they revisit a racist nursery rhyme. 

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

    FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS:

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    • 37 min
    Smooth as Stutter (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Smooth as Stutter (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    If you tickle a baby will it develop a stutter? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy at length. How does this impact speech patterns? Is it possible to tickle a baby TOO much? What is tickle torture? David unwillingly shares his story with Langston about "fighting like a giraffe". Plus, they reminisce about intellectual rappers who turned out not to be smart. 

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME WILL BE A PART OF NETFLIX IS A JOKE FESTIVAL! SUN 5/5 AT 7pm AT THE COMEDY STORE IN LOS ANGELES! GET YOUR TIX HERE.

    FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS:

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    • 58 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

¿**Reviewer**? ,

Hilarious!

Such a funny podcast! One of the few that actually makes me laugh out loud. Keep up the great work!!

Moonybears ,

Love it

Langston and David have amazing chemistry as co-hosts and the tangents they go on are WILD in the best way

Ms_Holliday93 ,

A+

I like it! Good job, y’all.

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