Episodes
Calling all Barbs (Mal) it’s Pink Friday. Why does this rollout feel different? Has it been quiet for Nicki? We discuss the state of female rap. Adjacent to rap, Rubi Rose meets her top Only Fans spender. This leads to a discussion about obsessive culture, gambling, and profiting off serious addictions. In a more traditional way of getting a woman’s attention Cam’ron slid into Nia Long’s DM’s following her divorce (hey stink). Rory and Demaris take a detour to discuss the parallels between...
Published 12/08/23
We’re back from another sold out NY Show! Thank you to everyone that made that night special. Amara made her first public appearance and Julian’s parents met the team. The star of the night was Baby D and her 48 mozzarella sticks. Let’s pivot to where most tension in hip-hop stems from, women. We discuss the latest between Benny The Butcher vs. Freddie Gibbs / Drake Vs. Dillon Brooks & Metro Boomin. In other beef Adidas takes aim at Kevin Durant, while the man Mike Tyson punched is suing...
Published 12/05/23
Published 12/05/23
Happy show day everyone! While we spend today getting ready for tonight’s sold out show please enjoy this episode featuring The Master Investor and host of Market Monday’s, Ian Dunlap. We start with two leading causes: relationships don’t last, trust and money. Then Ian addresses Diddy stepping down from Revolt. Followed my Mal getting pressed about his moneybag usage on Instagram. Rory reveals a sad truth he discovered about women once he got his money up. In the spirit of Spotify...
Published 12/01/23
We’re off to a hot start after taking a pod off. We briefly recap everyone’s holiday and then cover Jack Harlow’s set design during his Thanksgiving game halftime performance. Rory calls DJ Drama for his thoughts as well. Staying on football performances Ludacris was suspended in the rafters at the Atlanta Falcons game. Then Rory takes aim at one of The Minimalist Podcast’s co-hosts. The beef continues but this time between TI’s family. King tells his parents, TI & Tiny, that he’s in fact...
Published 11/28/23
We’re back stateside from London and immediately went to the studio. We recap our abroad experience which featured cameos from former president Bill Clinton, 50 Cent blowing hookah smoke in Rory’s face, and Mal at the carnival with Giggs. We also get the latest installment of Rory’s airport rage. Then we pivot to Diddy. We had a different discussion about him on the latest patreon, but we bring a nuanced perspective on this episode. Will the music industry look in the mirror? In music news,...
Published 11/21/23
Unleash the flutes! Andre 3000 is finally giving us that “solo” album. Enough about woodwind instruments let's talk about other wood. Will Smith is trending again and once again it’s not looking good. His recent hex capades lead to a convo about us being surprised while watching c*rn. Back to music, we discuss the state of hip-hop after recent comments from Lil Yachty. Then we discuss Benzino’s issue with Busta Rhymes and YG’s Instagram photo. It’s time for voicemails. We give relationship...
Published 11/17/23
It’s been a while, but the gang's all back together and we’re here to celebrate. It’s Lulu Ju’s birthday! We start with a wild conversation for the Thanksgiving dinner table. Then, during recording, someone posted the Happy Birthday post (check socials). We come back with Rory getting snubbed with the Grammy nominations. We speculate who should win and discuss the politics of the award ceremony. Then we discuss Jack Harlow’s white boy version of “The Motto”. Staying on music we cover Rick...
Published 11/14/23
Fresh off the plane from Los Angeles, the crew gives a recap of the LA live show where they continue their uninterrupted streak of destroying people’s relationships. Mal asks a burning question about poly relationships and pregnancy kinks, which (somehow) leads to a debate about the most common professions for ex hoes. Jeezy’s album rollout interview with Nia Long gets brought up, and Mal & Rory call Jeezy out for obvious pandering. Megan Thee Stallion also released her new song “Cobra”,...
Published 11/10/23
It’s Tuesday… let’s get this bread. We’re here to bring some levity into your life so we brought in our good friend Neal Brennan for today’s episode (Yes, the co-writer of the Chappelle Show). We start with music and global politics which quickly transitions into conspiracy theories. Where we cover Bill Cosby, the pandemic and of course the moon landing. Neal then shares with us his life changing experiences with ayahuasca and DMT. He goes into detail about how those experiences have altered...
Published 11/07/23
We’ve officially landed in LA and have a brand new show ready for our live show on Sunday! Also, have you seen our Architectural Digest Tour? Check it out now on Youtube. Happy Friday everyone…we’re going to continue to push the limits. Mal thinks it’s time to bring back a specific word (let us know your thoughts). We reminisce on Rory’s first big break on a wild MTV show. Then we recap our Halloween weekend and share our costumes. Shoutout to ‘You Should Know’ Podcast (episode available on...
Published 11/03/23
Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s officially the week of our LA show! Does anyone remember the grapefruit technique? Rory shares a story of when he tried it and Mal lets us know he travels with a squatty potty. Mal also finally admits he’s old. How would you want to die…by surprise or with loved ones? Mal asks one of the most odd questions about alzheimer's ever. Then we discuss getting hard at inopportune times. Demaris shares some tough news for Rory regarding his shower(head). We detour to...
Published 10/31/23
It’s spoooooky season. Eddin goes all out with his costume (wait for YouTube reveal) where he taps into Rory’s childhood trauma. Meanwhile, Rory and Mal unintentionally dress in each other’s respective colors. Staying on scary news, Dwight Howard is wildin’. We break down this crazy story. Staying on celebrity relationships we discuss Britney Spears calling out Justin Timberlake for blackfishing. Who had the better black era, Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake? Speaking of posers, Michael...
Published 10/27/23
Happy Tuesday everyone! Today we’re joined by one of our favorite comedians, DC Young Fly. We get right into comedy with Dave Chappelle’s recent headlines then give Shaun King praise for leading a ceasefire. Then we pivot into the success of Wild N Out and how competitive the show became. Eventually we trauma bond over Azealia Banks' comments and share embarrassing stories. DC then opens up about Rick Ross walking off his show. We briefly touch on Atlanta with the recent Lil Baby allegations...
Published 10/24/23
DJ Envioussss. The feds have officially entered the world of radio. We speculate if we would cooperate with the feds. Mal was quick to throw Demaris to the police. Staying on celebrity drama Britney Spears discloses she and Justin Timberlake had an abortion years ago. Are we getting too many memoirs? If you’re not ready for a memoir there’s always rehab. Jussie Smollett checks himself into a facility (cue Julian coke jokes) Have you ever faked an emergency to get out of a date? And how many...
Published 10/20/23
We’re back from the 6. For the first time we didn’t break up a relationship. Instead we witnessed a beautiful (ringless) proposal. We recap a wild week in Toronto where Julian and Eddin had many drunken nights. Rory took the crew to the Daniel Caesar show where we all sang to each other. Staying on music, Adonis drops his “My Man” freestyle. We react to that and the new snippets from Jada’s upcoming book. Meanwhile in the world of Youtube, Logan Paul and Dillon Danis have one of the worst...
Published 10/17/23
The boys are reporting live from the 6. We’re having a great time with our neighbors up North. This was recorded before our live show, but I’m here to tell you the show was the best experience of our lives. Drake did a little number and stole the show. Anyway, are there any men in Toronto? Speaking of slipping manhood we discuss the latest news from the Jada and Will saga. Rory has some strong words. We react to the BET Hip-Hop Award winners…mostly Caresha and is the cypher dead? Then we...
Published 10/13/23
It’s been a weekend of podcast beef. First we get reviewed by Azealia Banks. Then it’s time to get into our thoughts on ‘For All The Dogs’. Rory and Mal disagree on the album. We go in depth on features, sequencing, comparing it to his discography, etc. Then it’s time to talk about Drake’s comments about the other pod, which leads to another interesting discussion. In more music news, Rory went to North Carolina over the weekend for Little Brother’s Block Party. Somehow Mal asks us about our...
Published 10/10/23
Happy Friday to all the dogs. We’ve got limited tour tees available only at our upcoming shows! (Toronto, LA, London, NY) Now back to the 6 God. Drake bestows a timestamp on Charlotte, which sparks a conversation about ranking his timestamp songs. Julian goes full fandom (down to the outfit) and we continue to predict the sound of the album. We pivot to collabs and discuss the alleged shots J. Cole aims at YoungBoy on “The Secret Recipe”. Meek & Rick Ross reunite over “Shaq & Kobe”....
Published 10/06/23
It’s only Tuesday and Mal is already asking for more flowers. We start with music: Doja, Glorilla & Latto. In the spirit of music controversy we pivot to the leaked Kanye documentary. Is Cardi B a plant? Then we discuss the woman saving the economy and the NFL, Taylor Swift. This viral relationship turns into us talking about Demaris’s love life (cue argument) Would you willingly give your family money if you were a billionaire? We discuss the old clip of Jay-Z making its rounds online....
Published 10/03/23
We’re taking our TikTok and marketing very seriously. We re-propose some ideas from Tupac for the guys to recreate. Did you know 4 presidents have been assassinated? This leads to a discussion about how to make funeral culture better. If you could witness anytime in history where would you go? We get to voicemails where we give some proper dating advice. Then Mal shares a revelation we never saw coming about his dating life. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow The...
Published 09/29/23
Everyone wish the moneybag maven Mal a happy birthday! (Check out YouTube for vegan cupcakes & champagne) Usher has been announced as the Superbowl Halftime Show. We speculate the tracklist. In more important football news Taylor Swift dominated Sunday. Naturally the guys compare Taylor to his previous girlfriend. Staying on relationship drama, Drake and Charlamagne exchange shots at each other. Then we react to Doja Cat’s new album, Scarlet. It’s time for voicemails. Finally we end with...
Published 09/26/23
We’re back in the studio after a fun day at Yankee stadium where Rory claims Julian can’t hit a homerun (in right field) We made the jumbotron and Mal met a potential girl. Meanwhile, an $80m jet crashes in South Carolina and we put on our conspiracy hats. Mal demands more flowers because of another correct Kanye prediction. Adin Ross invited “Kim Jong Un” and Andrew Tate to a livestream. This leads to an argument about Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman. Staying in controversy, Russell Brand...
Published 09/22/23
Happy Tuesday from Degrassi High. The crew was outside this weekend. Rory, Julian, and Eddin took some shrooms and went to Pangea at Elsewhere. This was a proper warmup to being outside on tour (tickets available now) The night before Demaris was throwing back a bottle of tequila. In the spirit of fun times with friends we transition to Kai Cenat and Offset’s 24 hour sleepover. Unfortunately, for Nicki Minaj’s husband the sleepover wasn’t at Offset’s house. Have you ever been slimed out? We...
Published 09/19/23
We open with choosing the song of the summer and Ice Spice’s Dunkin' Donuts collab. We stay on music and discuss the VMAs aka the Taylor Swift awards. Demaris has a problem with K-Pop. Meanwhile, Mal takes aim at Billy Murray. We react to Drake & SZA’s teaser and reminisce on the glory days of Nickelodeon shows. Then we take an interesting and self aware voicemail. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Tour Tickets: https://newrorynmal.com/ Follow The Team: Rory -...
Published 09/15/23