Episodes
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are joined by the one and only Didi ‘The Kaiser’ Hamann.  Didi and Pete lift the lid on some of the surprising antics they got up to on the red side of Merseyside, with ciggies in the changing rooms, partying with the chairman and an impromptu trip to Japan all getting an honourable mention.  The lad’s also couldn’t sit down with The Kaiser and not discuss that memorable night in Istanbul. Didi reveals who he believes had...
Published 02/14/24
As we enter the final third of the Premier League season, the tension is starting to build between the lads and it’s looking like it could go down to the wire with Pete and Sid’s after another disappointing weekend left them both bottom of the table on just 6 points a piece. But before the lads jump straight into their predictions for this weekend, they give their say and reaction to the scores on the doors from last week.  With so many goals been scored at all ends of the table, Pete calls...
Published 02/09/24
On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are coming live and direct from their Nuclear bunker that made an appearance last Friday! This week, Crouchy, Chris and Sids are joined by the Southampton, Celtic and Tottenham stalwart that is Fraser Forster Fraser reflects on the differences between playing in the SPL compared to England, as well as the evolving role of keepers in the evolving game thanks to managers like Pep and Klopp. He also reveals the pearls of wisdom shared to...
Published 02/07/24
Disclaimer: This episode was recorded ahead of the midweek premier league games that took place this week! On today’s That Peter Crouch Podcast - our first February Friday football fixture - Crouchy, Chris and Sids are coming live and direct from a secret location, rumoured to be Elon Musk’s bunker, to bring you all the latest news and reactions to last week’s football shenanigans.  We celebrate our very first team of the week, Farnham Town, who celebrated a record 18th win last week -...
Published 02/02/24
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are talking all things debuts.  Sid’s discusses his first big purchase after getting his first professional contract and Crouchy reveals how he’d have signed for anyone willing to throw him a pair of new boots and mouldys to match.  The lads also take it upon themselves to put one of this week’s most talked about rumours to bed once and for all, did Jermaine Defoe win £7 million on the lottery? Stay tuned to find out.  First team...
Published 01/31/24
Well, well, well…..what a footballing start to the year it has been for Master Stark. Not only has he been able to nab a 3 pointer but he’s extended his lead on Crouchy and Sids after another very successful weekend.  But fear not, it is straight back to the business end for the lads who are on fine form this week.  Crouchy, Chris and Sids give their hot take on Ivan Toney’s controversial return to the Premier league, and Notorious is on hand to share some of his most memorable moments with...
Published 01/26/24
It’s a big day for the lads, after months of preparation, they are very proud to announce the grand opening of their very own boozer!! To commemorate this momentous event, Crouchy has decided to bring down some of his favourite memorabilia in order to give the place some character.  Behind every piece is a gem of a story, with Pete’s Hat trick against Arsenal, various man of the match trophies and an unrivalled match day programme collection to name a few.  We have also had some very amusing...
Published 01/24/24
What a week it has been for the lads! Chris has made a breakaway start to this half of the season by securing a big 3 pointer over last weekend, which coupled with his other point for a correct result has given Crouchy and Chris good reason to be nervous.  Outside of the podcast it has also been a big week for the world of Football with the sad news about former England manager Sven Goran Eriksson making headlines, as well as the unsavoury treatment of the Forest Green team by their now...
Published 01/19/24
After the busy Christmas fixture period, Crouchy, Chris and Sids decide to have a bit of a mid season review of their own The lads reflect on the impact that the busy Christmas schedule can have on teams who start to stutter and suffer burnout, as well as those teams who welcome the slowed down schedules in January.  Not only is it tough at the top, but the relegation zone isn’t too much fun either! The lads look at the teams on the other end of the table who will be feeling the heat in the...
Published 01/17/24
After being deprived of the Friday Football podcast due to the yuletide festivities and the Christmas break the lads are back stronger with a brand new series for the rest of the season. After a quick catch up on their holiday woes and New Year’s Eve events, the lads are straight back into it with their predictions for this weekend’s upcoming games, including Man Utd v Tottenham, Chelsea v Fulham and Newcastle v City. Although it’s a new series, it is much of the same with the lads...
Published 01/12/24
When a guest like Neil Warnock comes along we know you want to hear the full conversation so we just had to make it a two parter. In the second part we chat about Neil's relationships with chairmans of clubs, his thoughts on VAR and which Premier League giant he turned down an offer from. While of course going through all your messages and hearing about the Crouch and Sidwell golf duo + a chocolate 11 for you. 00:21 Neil Warnock's Career Regrets 04:04 Relationship with Club Owners 10:31...
Published 01/10/24
Happy New Year Everyone! We are back (stronger) with a bang. After so many request to get the icon that is Neil Warnock on the podcast we have finally done it! As usual we are asking all the important questions such as does he like BBQing? What happens when a managers wife has a dream that the right back is going to score a hattrick? What Does Warnock think of Steve Sidwell’s clobber? As expected Neil doesn’t hold back as he chats dealing with difficult players including Adel Tarrabt and his...
Published 01/03/24
The boys are back in town! After feasting themselves on some lovely and dare we say massive, Christmas puddings - Crouchy, Chris and Sids are back in the driving seats talking all things football.  On today’s episode, the boys are discussing all thing club ownership, something which pipped their interest after sitting down with the one and only Sir Elton John.  We look at the extent to which owners are involved in the day to day running of the club (both on and off the field) the tricks of...
Published 12/27/23
It is the moment you guys have all been waiting for….. The day has finally come for Chris to perform a cheerleading routine live at Ally Pally. In a back to the future style we build up to how Chris is dealing with the nerves and his reaction to his performance. We also deliver our final predictions before our Xmas break, let us know who you think will come out on top in the following games; Liverpool V Arsenal, Wolves v Chelsea & Aston Villa v Sheffield. Leave you predictions for this...
Published 12/22/23
In our last episode before the birthday of baby Jesus, Crouchy, Chris and Sids decide to throw a podcast Christmas Party - what could go wrong?  Adorned in their best festive gear, this Christmas special has everything you would expect from the lads including some very questionable secret Santa gifts, to cutting edge analysis of the festive fixtures.  We also hear about some of the less well known Christmas traditions enjoyed by certain teams in the PL as well as some outrageous antics...
Published 12/20/23
It is the moment you guys have all been waiting for…..  After failing to recoup any ground against Crouchy and Sids over the past couple of weeks it is now all but certain that Chris Stark will be facing the Paddy Power forfeit! (Pending a stewards enquiry)  The Minister of Mischief has been in touch with the lads this week to help with the big reveal and allow the lads the revel in Starkie’s incoming humiliation.  However, being the good sports they are, the lads are still allowing Chris to...
Published 12/15/23
This week, Crouchy, Chris and Sids sit down with Dorking Wanderers manager and the viral sensation that is Marc White! Marc lifts the lid on his humble, grassroots beginnings and the issues he faced when he decided to take on the role of manager after a rather boozy conversation down the pub.  We hear about Dorking’s meteoric rise from the lowest league of non-league football to the top of the non-league pyramid after receiving promotions every 2 years! As is expected on That Peter Crouch...
Published 12/12/23
It’s that time of the week again! Crouchy, Chris and Sids are back giving their pro insights on this weekend’s biggest fixtures! In an unsurprising turn of events, Chris still trails the rest of the gang in the leaderboard standings and it is safe to say Sid’s has done enough to take his foot off the gas before the Christmas forfeit.  The games the lads are looking at this week include; Wolves v Nottingham, Fulham v West Ham and Arsenal v Villa! Keep posting your predictions for the match as...
Published 12/08/23
Over the years we have had some big names on the podcast, but it is safe to say that Sir Elton John could be up there with the biggest and best one yet (move over Prince William) Crouchy, Chris and Starkie leave the pub this week and take a trip down to Chris’ stomping ground - Watford. Here they met up with global icon and former majority shareholder of Watford F.C to get an insight on one man’s love of football and his old pal Graham Taylor.  In his new book, ‘Watford Forever’ Sir Elton...
Published 12/06/23
In the week that the world of football lost the giant of the game that is Terry Venables, the lads take a brief look at his impact and achievements not only on the game but on themselves as players.  In furthering sobering news, 2 of the lads were unable to secure any points over last weekend’s games (no prizes for guessing who) whilst our runaway success story of the series continued with an admirable 4 points.  The lads also discuss their plans for the upcoming festivities as well as their...
Published 12/01/23
Fixtures Episode  On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s are talking all things fixture lists.  With the busy holiday fixture season fast approaching, the lads thought it was only right to give an insight in to what it is really like as a player when the season fixtures are announced.  The lads are answering questions like; what are the big fixtures you always look for on the calendar, how the fixture list affects fans as much as the players and the...
Published 11/29/23
After week’s of getting sh*t about their fashion choices, the lads have decided to seek some professional help and reach out to a stylist. Leave your thoughts in the comments on who you think went for the full high fashion attire! After the international break, the boys are back to business as usual giving their insights on some of the big fixtures ahead this coming weekend, including; Man City v Liverpool, Man Utd v Everton and Spurs v Villa Pete finds himself back on his soap box when it...
Published 11/24/23
On today’s episode, in the spirit of their pre-Christmas preparations, the Crouchy, Chris and Sids take a minute to talk about all things pre season preparations.  Crouchy and Sids bring Chris up to speed on what life is like for a young player coming up the ranks with those first few pre season camps and the type of atmosphere, activities and discipline you learn to expect during your early career.  Never ones to shy away from a bit of hard work, the lads talk of the pleasure they would get...
Published 11/22/23
Whilst Peter suns himself away in Dubai, the lads are forced to do a remote record - expect awkward pauses and talking over each other galore, the full virtual experience.  As expected, Chris continues to trail in the weekly puddictions, whilst Mr M&S himself only extended his lead to a measly 1 point - what a trifle! With it being the international break the lads give their best insight into those nail biting fixture including; San Marino v Kazakhstan, England v Malta and N’ Ireland v...
Published 11/16/23
🎄✨ Unwrap the enchantment of the season with The Peter Crouch Podcast as they join forces with M&S Food to present a Christmas advert like never before! 🎅 In this festive collaboration, immerse yourself in the hilarity as a young Steven Sidwell encounters Peter Crouch, who takes on the role of the mystical Father Christmas. Watch as joy and laughter abound, with the towering Peter Crouch spreading holiday cheer alongside the wide-eyed young Steven Sidwell. 🔥 But hold on, it's not all...
Published 11/16/23