We f*****g love movies and thus have some STRONG opinions when it comes to them. This is a fun/silly episode where we pick our top movies from different genres and argue what's the best movie of all time.  *Spoiler Alerts* It's an episode about movies, so OBVIOUSLY there's gonna be a few spoilers.  Madeline and Nathan make a special appearance for the last round and we are still shocked at what two movies it came down to! Let us know if we missed any major ones and which movie you'd pick as...

The days are long, but the years are short AF. When your kids are little and you're just fighting for your life day in and day out, it seems like the craziness will never end. You long for the days when they'll sleep through the night, wipe their own ass, and not demand to be in the bathroom with you while you shower.  Well, unluckily for every parent alive, those days show up faster than you can imagine. It's the trope new parents hate and the campaign slogan of seasoned parents: YOU'LL...

Raising teenagers is not for the faint of heart. We currently have three all in high school and we are not ok! Just kidding, having teenagers is a lot of fun...when you're not crying.  In this episode, we talk about how the teenage years are different than the early years, dating, driving, worrying, and everyone's secret group chat to shit talk each other.  Support the show

After a two-year hiatus, Not The Worst Marriage Podcast is back!! In this mini-episode, we talk about what we've been up to, our favorite moments from last season, and what to expect this season.  We're so excited to start recording again and incredibly grateful for all of your support over the last couple of years. Stay tuned for many more awesome episodes!   Support the show

This is a culmination of the best marriage advice we’ve received and discovered over the years.

It's becoming more common for men to say no to sex. The stigma that men are always DTF (down to f*ck) and want sex 24/7 can compound already difficult issues. Women are feeling unwanted, undesired, and self conscious. Men feel inadequate, ashamed, and...

Fat Ballerina Comedian, David Arnold and his lovely wife Julie talk to us about marriage, parenting, and give solid advice for newly marrieds and new parents!

Nothing says "full circle" like the baby you had in high school growing up to make fun of you for having a baby in high school.

Why is it that men are never described as being immodest? Or are they and we've never heard of it? In this episode, we talk about what it means to be modest (to us) and the nonesense that is body shaming. This has been a constant issue in Sara's since...

Maintaining your identity in marriage is important. Having a personal hobby can be a much needed break from life, work, stress, family, kids, etc. But you HAVE to have boundaries! In this episode, we talk about why hobbies are great, why you shouldn't be an a*****e to your spouse if you have one, and why you should support your spouse's hobby. We have a new show on GetVokl every Wednesday night at 8pm PST! Subscribe to our channel here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

We're so excited for our good friends, Marriage & Martinis, to be our first ever guests! We talk about the reality of having a marriage podcast and social media following, the kind of support and scrutiny that comes with putting your relationship out into the public, and play a fun round of The Newlywed Game! Danielle and Adam of Marriage and Martinis, present a real, authentic marriage at its core: the love, hate, teamwork, struggles, laughter, humiliation, and ever-changing dynamics...

Relationships require work and that includes compromising. Without it, you'll probably kill your relationship eventually. In this episode we talk about some serious relationship killing issues, such as: Being "Too different” growing apart  Changing your mind about wanting kids  Opposite Sex Friendships Being mean or disrespectful Unhealthy boundaries with in-laws OFFERS Try Simple Health, online birth control subscriptions, for free by going to simplehealth.com/nottheworst or entering...

Parenting is f*****g hard, We all try to do our best everyday but nevertheless; we're not perfect and fails are bound to happen. In this episode, we give way too many details about our biggest parenting fails. Including Sterling crashing an ATV with one of the kids as a passenger, Sara took two of the kids on a hike that was too long with not enough water, leaving a baby in the car, and near choking experiences. OFFERS Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/nottheworst Learn more...

Be honest, no one is the perfect parent but some people are WAY more annoying than others. This episode isn't about parent shaming or how we do things better than others; but it is about parents and parenting ways that annoy the f**k out of us. We think you'll agree with at least a few of them. Some parents we can't stand: Helicopter Moms Over Zealous Football Dads Anyone who throws a gender reveal party Non-parents who try to give parenting advice (GO F**K YOURSELF) Sara also goes on a...

This last week of quarantine probably has some married couples spending more time together than they have in awhile. Things may be getting a litte tense. Things may be getting a little stressful.In case your spouse is annoying the f**k out of you (or maybe you're purposefully annoying them), remind them how great you are and why they married you. In this episode, we remind each other of the ways we could appreciate the other more.Some examples, Sterling should appreciate how Sara has planned...

Talking about money is not only important when you're married, apparently it's pivotal to financial success. Well, we never did that and are terrible with money. We have zero real advice so this episode is entirely focused on only wrong answers when it comes to dealing with money. We get asked A LOT about doing a finances episode....so HERE YOU GO. Getting married young with no knowledge on how to budget, save, build credit, etc. has led to a lot of fights and overdraft fees. Definitely take...

With all this not leaving the house stuff, we think it's a good time to try out some new things in the bedroom. Here's some fun ideas and hopefully a few laughs to get you through these crazy times. Don't forget to use birth control. We don't need 10k babies born this December. OFFERS Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/nottheworst Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one. We looked up some of the most controversial parenting topics and weigh in. No one thinks they have it all figured out quite like a new parent. At least, that was our opinion as young parents. We thought the way we were doing things was the best and only way. Thankfully, we grew up and realized no one knows what the fuck they're doing. Topics incude: child leashes, extended breastfeeding, ear piercing, kissing your kids on the lips and...

Having certain conversations before getting married, or early on in your relationship can prevent A LOT of future fights. We had some pretty pivotal ones that helped us a lot in the early years of trying to figure marriage and parenting out. Some were serious and others lighthearted, but in this episode Sterling learns that Sara will probably take him off life support a lot sooner than he'd take her off. OFFERS Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/nottheworst For 50% off your...

In regards to this episode, "space" is physical or emotional distance needed for a certain amount of time to fulfill an internal emotional need. It's something that varies based on external circumstances and doesn't happen all the time. A boundary is something that never changes. It's a hard line in the sand that never varies based on emotional needs or external events. It's important to understand what our own needs for space and boundaries are so we can clearly communicate them to our...

Everyone has personal space and boundaries and understanding the difference is important.

In this episode, we talk about the different ways having negative body image can impact your relationship, sex life, and kids.

Can you really "affair proof" your marriage? We say "nah".

Everyone has a different opinion on what they consider a true apology.