Episodes
[Recorded on April 8th, 2024] In Episode 274, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) BIG FRIDAY Music Drop Reaction. (3:30) " There's Nothing Interesting in Music" (4:44) Sam Hunt's New EP "Locked Up" Thoughts (6:39) Process of Changing your "Sound" (12:08) Hardy & Nickelback Collab (14:37) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:34) Vacations expose our need For STRUCTURE (18:30) Living a Life is Paramount to be Interesting (19:45) Watching TOO MUCH YouTube (27:03) "Someone give me the...
Published 04/21/24
[Audio: Apologize for the water dripping noise] In Episode 273, Clint Drips About: (0:00) Bad Joke Opening (0:58) Guys touching themselves in Walmart (4:13) GloRilla got teeth in the game (5:43) water drippin in background like my style (6:12) Conor Mcgregor really is Missed in UFC (7:54) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (8:45) Andrew Huberman "Exposed" for being Flaky. (Full Thoughts) (14:20) Andrew Huberman exposed all these "Friends" were annoying. (22:04) Ashton Kutcher is...
Published 04/14/24
Published 04/14/24
In Episode 272, Clint Disses about: (0:00) - "Meek Mill likes it...back to back..(sorry..had to do it) (2:35) The Diddy Drama ( Full Thoughts) (5:15) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (7:06) The Art of Doing Nothing (10:10) Road House Movie Review! (17:29) "I betted On DARTS" - gambling hot streak (18:42) Vacation Update! + Guys who sell the "Dream" to their woman (20:35) Credit Card Logic is a "Cult" Rationale. (26:58) I'm the A*****e at Self Checkout..(Easter Sunday Story) (30:01)...
Published 04/04/24
In Episode 271, Clint Gets Unquiet About: (0:00) - Malls are Dead!! (2:59) - Maegan Hall Forehead Is Like a Avocado (4:50) "$50 Jeans!!" Price Of Pants Have Gotten INSANE!! (8:11) Baby Products & Clothes are SCAMS (10:35) "Quiet On Set" - Thoughts on Child Corporations (15:02) Diddy & Hollywood Humiliation Coming to Light (18:05) Comeback of the Woolly Mammoth??! (23:00) Vice Reaction: The Truth about "Studying Abroad" & Church Missions (31:58) Travelling is Big Business..not for...
Published 04/01/24
In Episode 270, Clint Takes his Socks off about: (0:00) " I see nothing but feet" ( people who wear no shoes in after midnight) (4:58) Mountain Dew Wine (9:58) Guys LOVEE FEET...proportions (11:28) "A Girl is Like a Perfectly Made Milkshake" (15:30) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Etc.) (16:25) Anxiety Taking Your 1st "Paid Vacation" (21:00) if you had an extra 30 hrs a week..what would you really do? (23:45) Shohei Ohtani Gambling Scandal (Lets be Honest) (30:15) Bruno Mars $50 Million...
Published 03/29/24
In Episode 269, Clint Goes on and on about feeling "Disconnected" with things. Gets real about how he's feeling. Enjoy this soap box. https://youtu.be/CsZIirc3gCI (link to video)
Published 03/23/24
In Episode 268, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Former Joe Budden Network Podcaster's have QUIT! & blame Joe for "Not Supporting" (10:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (13:46) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:12) Uncomfortable with Unhappiness (16:07) Food Review Youtube is a ..."saturated" field (27:58) "Low Tier" Restaurants held to higher standard than "Fine Dining" (31:05) Viral Breakdancing "Deadbeat Dad" put his daughter in check (35:27) "You gotta make the same effort for your...
Published 03/18/24
In Episode 267, Clint Checks his ego about: (0:00) Opening Monologue & Pig Butchering (4:26) "If you make 50K, you should not be dating" (10:58) everyone wants a 10K to start a business..but with no Risk Attached (16:17) Intro the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (17:58) February F***'s up your paycheck cycle (18:59) Drake's "Phantom" Leak Pic (20:25) Meek Mill & P Diddy "Relationship" + Godfrey Vs Corey Holcomb "Hollywood" accusations (22:45) Success is always attached to Sucking Dick...
Published 03/11/24
#colincowherd #comedy #podcast In Episode 266, Clint gets long winded about: (0:00) Long Winded Pipes (2:42) "Do you look your age?" (5:02) Anti Diet Coke Argument (8:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (10:12) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (11:59) "Trying" to Concieve is INSANITY! (14:30) Presence is Infectious (16:22) Sports Radio in the NFL Offseason is GOD AWFUL!! (21:30) Colin Cowherd Made Radio On TV (27:02) No Movies Out worth a S*** (35:55) "Dak Prescott SUCKS" - dumb sports...
Published 03/08/24
In Episode 265, Clint Swings Quick About: (0:00) TopGolf on Valentines with the Lady, Being More "OK" spending some Buckaroos for enjoyment of life, not being so obsessed with "the work" all the time, Maximizing your Time can be detrimental. (22:32) outside of your role..what do you really do? (what makes a woman love you?) &More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank...
Published 03/01/24
In Episode 264, Clint goofs about: (0:00) - "i'm so goofy..don't forget your Max-y Pads" (1:50) how draining it is being "inspirational" (9:14) meaningful work gets underpaid (10:17) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below episode description] (14:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow Subscribe) (15:17) Valentines Day Perfect Plan for the Lady! (20:41) Chiefs Parade Shooting Thoughts! How i found out (28:44) Gordon Ramsay "Kitchen Nightmares" is Addicting (43:43) "Whoever thought COOKING...
Published 02/27/24
In Episode 263, Clint Touchdowns on: (0:00) Taylor Swift Hot Dog Prop + Chiefs Win Super Bowl (2:48) All Halftime Shows sound the same! (7:31) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Crazy ad read] (12:27) Intro the the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe) (13:41) Post Nut Super Bowl Clarity (19:52) Gambling in Vegas Vs Anwhere else (21:06) Soft White Underbelly Interviewing Teenage Prostitutes (26:21) Joel Osteen Church Shooting: "We'll Prey for the 7 Year Old" (33:35) What is "Paid Programming"? (37:05) Clint's...
Published 02/23/24
In Episode 262, Feeds his Ego By: (0:00) - watching yourself Rap , $18 Soap, broken beds, KD Ratio (5:06) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (9:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (9:52) Halle Bailey Baby Bumpin the World! (10:25) Gambling (Daily Fantasy Sports) "Epidemic" (Deep Thoughts) (15:37) why are we obsessed with what people do with their money? (16:37) My issue with restriction of gambling (18:47) stop blaming gambling companies &...
Published 02/19/24
In Episode 261, Clint's Sits til his legs go numb about: (0:00) Why do I have to watch myself Shit in front of your mirror? (7:28) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code & Link below episode description] (10:28) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe) (11:55) One Big Wasted Opportunity! (Kadarius Toney drama) (16:20) Short Attention Span Theory (20:10) "Vice" Video about "How A Sex Party Actually Works" (Full Thoughts) (30:05) Sex Clubs don't Count towards your Body Count (34:52) Max...
Published 02/14/24
In Episode 260, Clint Freestyles About: (0:00) "You better get your Tater Tot..before she gets Teeter Totted" - An Actual Rap Battle Line (9:44) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below Episode Description] (funny ad read) (14:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (14:30) "Skrrt Steak In Tokyo" (Improptu Poetry) (17:05) What happens More?..People blinking or Not using blinkers? (19:38) "Slippery when Wet.i say bet" (22:09) Health Care Promoting People Raising Money For Absurd...
Published 02/12/24
In Episode 259, Clint sweats about: (0:00) ass is wet problems (3:43) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (6:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (6:46) "Bi- Polar Express" (8:36) Responding to "Haters" (14:02) Built like a Tank compliment (16:56) Opening a "Mandatory Leg Day" Gym (20:38) Sex Socks on Carpet ..(iykyk) (21:40) Apartment Complex Garbage Failure (28:31) does more money put you around people who throw their trash away? (32:12) "if only...
Published 02/08/24
In Episode 258, Clint reads the Teleprompter about: (0:00) - "Good Morning America"..Amy & TJ Podcast expose their troubled relationship. (amy robach & tj holmes) (7:19) guy addicted to his wifes breast milk, (8:04) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Code Link Below Episode description for Limited time Offer] (10:45) Intro to the Pod(Like Follow, Subscribe, etc.) (11:10) Maximizing doing "Nothing" (12:53) Amy Robach: "Alcohol just makes life a whole lot more fun". (15:45) News Anchors entering...
Published 02/04/24
In Episode 257, Clint exerts some energy on: (0:01) Opening Monologue (2:24) Comedian Mark Normand being Escorted off stage after weird incident, place was evacuated. (6:49) Intro to the Pod! (Like , Follow, Suck Some T*****s,etc) (7:41) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) Link Below the Episode Description. (10:55) energy drinks effect your "Allowance" of energy in a day. (13:46) obsession with "Comparing & Contrasting" type of people. (20:12) (Full In Depth Rant) Dr. John Delony Call Reaction: the...
Published 02/01/24
In Episode 256, Clint opens up with the Sexyy Red Baby Shower photos involving.."Hands on Your Knees",(0:56)..then SLAMS Korean BBQ Restauraunts who Make You Cook Your Own Food!!(7:15)..Smoothly Introduces the Podcast(subscribe, follow, like) (14:45)..SPONSOR! (Magic Mind)(16:15)..back to the "Party Rock Anthem" of this episode with the Break Up of "LMFAO" & Florida Georgia Line (19:48)..then wonders if "You're built like a House" is actually a compliment(32:19)..how awesome it would be...
Published 01/29/24
In Episode 255, Clint has some thoughts on "Do Now or Die Later" saying, ..then give the usual Intro to the Pod!.. (6:45) Sponsor!! (Magic Mind) (7:04) We get back on the roll of cheese.. by Ranting On Credit Cards & Synchrony Bank along with being too lazy to delete your extra spotify accounts.(11:14) ..Then gets into how Andrew Schulz & his Podcast Flagrant has become Out Of Control (19:45)..Then gets into how Disgusting Cheap Hotels have become (31:07)..But in the meantime lets...
Published 01/27/24
Comedy Podcast on Spotify & all Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Unedited Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & join this unique nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy! In Episode 254 , Clint Rambles about: (0:01) there's a bed behind me & Jewish Living under NYC(6:42) Intro to the Pod. (Subscribe, Like, Follow, etc)(8:24) I'm Committed(11:33) An Unwanted Freestyle(12:48) "Diamond in the Rough" Saying(13:36) #1 indicator of wealth(17:08) Belly...
Published 01/25/24
Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 253. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "It's raining, its pouring" (opening monologue) (4:07) RYSE Pre Workout V.S. Energy Drink (Review) (7:55) "Hood Rat" Music Video by Sexxy Redd (9:37) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Follow, Etc) (10:43) 2 Bears 1 Cave Criticism for "Banking Episodes" (18:50) "Without me..there is no You"...type of people. (20:12) Tell All Books exposing...
Published 01/21/24
Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson .Don't forget to suck some TITTIEES!! Enjoy Episode 252. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) ever wake up & just wanna Smack That ASS? (0:48) Jonathan Majors found guilty..for calling his white queen "Coretta" (6:01) Racial Player Comparisons in NBA. (10:07) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe,etc.) (10:40) U.S. Census Bureau Text Message to help the "Economy" (15:35) being "Too Far Ahead" & the term "Rancher" (17:45) Let...
Published 01/19/24
Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson . The Newly Daily Podcast. Enjoy Episode 251. Subscribe, Like, Follow on Spotify or wherever you listen. (0:01) "long hair..don't care" (opening monologue) (1:31) watching your partner s*** (2:40) secrets kill your relationship (6:45) News companies have to report Deaths (7:51) Intro to the pod. (like, follow, subscribe) (9:45) the wiggles "fruit salad" marketing tool (11:01) negativity of term "I Trapped Her" (18:16) Asia Doll Goes After Myron from Fresh &...
Published 01/15/24