A Fairy Tail: A lustful knight and a shape-changing unicorn compete to win the hand of a damsel who's not in distress in this fantasy romp. Out of the Bag: Jason the cop makes an intriguing personal connection in this short short story. Bonus excerpt from The Cat's Guide to Human Behavior, a...

The Human Jean Gnome Project: a hospital laboratory, a dwarf, a confused intern, and puns! Yeah, But Can It Drive a Car: Aliens fly millions of miles just to navigate California freeways. This involves much driving like Starsky and Hutch.

Adventures in Speed Dating: Speed dating! Where the best your city has to offer steps forth to WOW you in ninety seconds or less! Kendra is not impressed.