We review Monster Hunter, where Milla Jovovich proves she's the ultimate heroine by slaying massive creatures from another world while simultaneously carrying an entire film production on her shoulders.    CONTENT WARNING: giant monsters, forcible confinement, really big spiders, devouring of expendable side characters, unfinished narratives, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.