Episodes
This episode, the Dicks solve a gigantic goodie. A Mammoth Mystery! Are there giants? Apparently the US killed one in the mountains of Afghanistan in the early 2000s. We solve this pretty easily and learn about all sorts of stuff. Giants from across the world, gigantism, the Bible story giants and Gilgamesh. And officer Virgil is here to help us with another mystery. Where the f**k is Abigail? All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following...
Published 12/02/22
Today's episode of Private Dicks, the dicks finally solve what exactly happened to the princess of Wales. Was it a tragic accident? Or did she make too many waves? Is the British monarchy evil enough to kill this lady? Were they just protecting themselves from a stair toss? Paul Kozlowski hires us and RJ brings us through the case!! It's a fun filled episode and we learned so much about the royal family. The queen visits, Paul confesses to the whole thing, and the dicks do what they...
Published 11/25/22
Published 11/25/22
This week the boys solve the internet mystery of Cicada 3301 for Fishing Elephant Media's own Cole Blenner in exchange for him finding us Officer Virgil. This case really gives Rick a hacker hard-on and it was easier than usual to solve. This story brings us around the world to learn about hacking, cypherpunks, Agrippa, ARGs, amongst many other dorky internet nerd stuff. All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following...
Published 11/18/22
This episode we are hired by Morgan Freeman. Yes, that Morgan Freeman. He wants us to solve the Japanese mystery of the disappearance of Narumi Takumi and Megumi Yashiki We get into all sorts of different topics, like Logan Paul being a douchebag, Aokigahara, liver tests and so much more. We solved the case no problem. *morgan freeman may or may not be played by Comedian JP Brown find him on instagram @ThisIsJPBrown All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following...
Published 11/11/22
This week, Richard was lucky enough to sit down with Jeff Mudgett, author of Bloodstains. Jeff is the great great grandson of Herman Webster Mudgett, aka H.H. Holmes. He has a theory, that he outlines in his book, "Bloodstains" and in this interview, that his ancestor, was the infamous Whitechapel murderer. Give it a listen. This is from season 3, but us Dicks wanted to release it now for everyone! If you want the rest of the 3 other Jack the Ripper episodes from Private Dicks, they are...
Published 11/04/22
This Episode we are hired by... I don't think we caught her name... She brings us a historical case that we demolish within 2 hours of hearing it. Not only do we figure out what happened to the Lost Colony of Roanoke, but we also learn about privateers, what a planter is and fun sailing terms that Richard actually likes. We also hear that maybe Abigail isn't in jail? All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following...
Published 10/28/22
Today, Darron Wood, executive producer of the hit podcast Defense Diaries, hires US to solve a case for HIM. As a New Orleans guy, this one has been haunting him his whole life, who was the Axeman of New Orleans. The Dicks take the case and, spoiler alert, we figured it out. All the way we learned about how the Axeman didn't like a very specific group of people, Italian Culture and how the Axeman brought an entire city to the dance floor for one night under threat of death if they did...
Published 10/21/22
This is just a quick update from the last episode! We solved this case 8 months ago and right after, someone else solves it? I don't think so. So here's a little update for ya All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following...
Published 10/14/22
This episode, The Dicks help the Aussies from Unethical Podcast, Kristy and Beau, solve one of their most mysterious cases. The Tamam Shud Case. The Somerton Man. You know him, you love him, WE know who he is. We learned so much Australian stuff, like what a PAAsti is, how the provinces are divided, and why no one would even think twice seeing a passed out man in a suit near the beach Anywho, it was easy, listen to find out how we solved it this time. All we needed to solve this case was...
Published 10/07/22
We are back, we are paid, we are rested and Abigail is in Jail. Well, she did call us, and now we have to solve a case for her or she will be visiting our family So under duress, we are now solving what happened to Jimmy Hoffa all those years ago. We learned about so much this episode, like what a teamster is, how much Hoffa hated the Kennedys, smoothie king icemen, and the Strawberry Strike. Good thing we are good at our jobs, cause we solved this in no time flat. All we needed to solve...
Published 09/30/22
Sorry guys, no case today! I wanted to take a break from writing episodes. So hence the break between seasons So instead of writing and recording an episode, Vigil had a good idea of just a mini episode making fun of Canada. So that's what I set out to do, make a mini episode with Abigail and Officer Virgil making fun of Canada. Then I decided that I wanted to get all the guests together and make a mini ep with everyone. This mini episode ended up being harder than any editing I've...
Published 09/16/22
Officer Virgil comes to arrest Abigail. She isn't there, so he gets the Dicks to solve a case. The mysterious watcher house. Is it haunted? Or are the Broaddusses just attention seeking morons? Or, is there a neighbour out there just f*****g with them to an epic degree? The dicks know, we solved this one faster than the usual solve speed with a case of this nature. All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following...
Published 09/02/22
It's Christmas time in Dickston. Yeah, that's where they live, Dickston. So it's their first Christmas Case! Richard brings the other two Dicks a tale about Arthur's Alliteration, the authenticity of the famous Faulkner photo and a huge UFO flap during the holiday season of 1964 in the south of England. The boys complain to Richard about not getting paid and Abigail spends holidays on a beach.  And we have a special guest with some special holiday spirit. MERRY CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST!!! All...
Published 08/19/22
This week, our land lord Boone, wants his rent.  The Private Dicks are out of money and are about to lose everything.  We should have millions in gold, what is going on with our profits?  I bet Abigail would know. With no active cases, RJ brings to the table the tale of Christopher Dorner a disgraced LA police officer who wanted revenge on the police department that disgraced him in the first place. Was it for good reason? Can he be considered justified? Was this more nefarious on the...
Published 08/05/22
This week the Dicks are visited by Celeste Brown from Unethical Podcast. She is their boss and demands they solve the mystery as to whom DB Cooper really was. I think this might be the first time we had any type of difficulty.  Not much though. Only because Richard brought about 50 suspects to the table on this one. We learned so much. But the solve is going to blow your mind and it is our best as of yet. We did this episode before the certain streamer did and let me tell you, our solve...
Published 07/22/22
This episodes client is Beau Janssen.  She is a part of our Unethical family and I love her. She brought us treasure so solve the case of Paula Jean Welden. So we obliged. This one was easier than usual, We learned about so many things like how white Paula Jean was, she isn't Paula Dean, hitch hiking was common, the real life little red riding hood, Claire the Clairvoyant, people love drinking, the origin of the Vermont State Police, creative boy scout badges, and confetti is the best way...
Published 07/08/22
In this episode, our client is Tali Hall from the Murder Savvy Podcast She hires us to find out what ever happened to the lost files of Nikola Tesla. They were pretty easy to find and along the way we learned about the ACDC war, Serbia has the coolest money, Mark Twain was friends with Tesla, how not to make money, and the love a man can have for a pigeon. If you can't wait to get more Dicks, go to www.patreon.com\unethicalpodcast where there are 16 more episodes waiting. If you have a...
Published 06/24/22
Today's case is brought to the Dicks by Kristy from Unethical Podcast! She wants us to solve a technically already solved case from her homeland, Australia. The Chamberlain Family goes on a summer vacation to Ayers Rock and their baby gets taken by a dingo in the middle of the night. That's the official story, but the Dicks know exactly what happened and it ain't that. Listen to the episode and find out lots of Australian facts, about Nick Cage and especially about Lycanthropy. All we...
Published 06/10/22
Our client this episode is Abigail. We never really did get her last name. Well Abigail wanted us to figure out what happened to Madeleine McCann. We learn about what tapas is, holidays in Portugal, Arguidos, doctors are dumb parents, crime scene integrity and RJ's mispronunciations of words Good thing we took this on, it seemed like a hard case to solve. Good thing we did the research, All we needed to solve this case was the websites...
Published 05/27/22
After misunderstanding that Celeste wanted the Dicks to look into the ghost ship, The Mary Celeste, Richard tries to find someone to marry Celeste. Good luck Richard is dumb and he accidentally looked into the Ghost Ship Mary Celeste after getting distracted looking for a husband that could handle Celeste. We learn about knots, seamen, semen, alcohol sales in the past, maritime law, solving another way, barratry's death sentence, how scared Richard is of the sailing community. This solve...
Published 05/13/22
This week the Dicks solve one that has been scratching people's heads since the nineties, especially their client. Orenthal James Simpson hires the dicks to solve who murdered his now deceased wife and her friend at his own house. I don't know why this took everyone so long.  Seemed pretty easy to us. We learn about Kato the Dog, where to hire a serial killer and why if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. All you needed to do to solve this crime was in the websites...
Published 04/29/22
The Dicks get a call on their 800 number. Richard solves it with help from his co-host from Unethical Podcast, Kristy Janssen Feel free to call and maybe The Dicks will solve your mysteries. Big or small, the Dicks solve them all. 1 877 PRVT DIX (778-8349)
Published 04/22/22
Today the Dicks solve an Unsolved Mystery mystery that even Robert Stack couldn't. The mysterious murder of Blair Adams. Comedian Ben Park is our Client today and he was more than happy with the results. This story not only has a good ole fashioned who dunnit, it also has Geology, 2 Washingtons, A Chevy Chevette and Maple Syrup. What else does a good story need?   All you needed to solve this mystery was at the websites...
Published 04/15/22
The week, Richard goes a bit rogue and heads to Scotland to scout out a new mystery. Why in the heck do dogs feel the need to jump off the Overtoun bridge to their deaths? However, the owners didn't like Richard on their property and now he is being sued. Good thing his lawyer is Bob Motta from the hit podcast, Defense Diaries. Bob just wants to know what's up and Richard enlightens him and the other two Dicks what he has been up too! Another Mystery solved. Also, you're welcome for...
Published 04/01/22