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“As I took another sip of the chamomile nectar, I mused on what first made prior generations make the decision to pour boiling water over leaves in order to create such a drink? Whatever inspired them, they obviously had more time on their hands for this kind of experimentation than I did. Maybe once I have finished my career in the beautiful game I would be able to devote time to concocting delicious drinks, but right now my time was better spent.
The natural stress relievers in the tea had worked their magic, and I was able to think clearer now.
'What time did the call come in Julie?' I asked, noticing that her general appearance was a little more unkempt than usual.
'About 10am Steve, by the way...do you want another cup?'
'You little temptress, not now thanks.' I knew if I were to become any more relaxed, I may have to join Sir Lawrence for a mid afternoon nap...and after finding a decapitated body in the dressing room this morning I didnt really have time for that.
I jumped in the Jag. I say jumped...I actually got in with much more decorum than that. This is a top of the line motor and no matter how hurried you are, it deserves to be treat with respect. After firing up the motor and listen to it beautifully purr for a few minutes, I set off on my way to Burnwick. Peter Penrise was a mate, but I was very unsure about how he would react when I told him about this mornings gruesome find. Let alone when I show him that I had placed the body in the Jaguar XJ8's sizable boot, so as not to alarm the rest of the squad. They didn't need that image in their minds right now...we have a six pointer with Moddlesbrough to worry about on Tuesday.
I reached Burnwick and pulled up to the house of Peter Penrise, he came out of the door to greet me as I pulled up on the drive. With front and rear cameras on the Jaguar I am able to accurately pull into parking spaces easily, Peter Penrise is a good mate but I could tell by the look in his eyes when he looked at the car, along with my perfectly perpendicular parking that there was a hint of jealously...I wasn't surprised, this is a desirable motor.
We had some playful banter and shook hands.
'I see you could only manage a draw against Birkpool this weekend?' I sniggered.
'Yes thats right' Peter Penrise replied.
We both laughed, but I knew I had a more serious matter to speak with Peter Penrise about.
'Take a look in the boot I said' very carefully tossing the keys to the Jaguar XJ8 Sport Version, V reg to him. I could have opened the doors, including the boot myself using the cars supplied remote control, one of the cars many excellent features. But the last thing I wanted to do was appear to be showing off.
Peter Penrise opened up the boot to reveal the headless body of our star midfielder Gerry Giles.
'Oh my goodness' Peter Penrise groaned 'What happened?'
'No idea mate,' I checked my watch, eager to get back on the road.......”Read full review »
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